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:'''Homer''': Little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks! They're supposed to skin their knees, or poke their eyes out, or get smothered by cats!
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:'''Marge''': Homer, maybe you could ask Mr. Burns for a raise.
:'''Homer''': Even better, I'll ask him for my job back!
----
:'''Superintendent Chalmers''': It's not my birthday, Seymour. You know I'm a Sagittarius.
:'''Principal Skinner''': Really? I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there.
:'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Skinner, be gay on your own time.
----
:[After Bart collapses from his heart attack]
:'''Homer''': Do the Bart Man! Do the Bart Man! (Bart groans) Why won't you dance? Dance!
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:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Now when Bart goes home, he's going to have to follow a program of strict diet and exercise. Dammit, I will not bury another patient!
:'''Marge''': Doctor, you're a pediatrician!
:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Yeah, but my head's been somewhere else this year.
----
:'''Spangler''' [to Homer]: Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I! (yelling) Every sign is wrong!
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:'''Spangler''' [to Bart]: Come on, let’s look for your dad. And if we have some time, maybe we'll look for mine.
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:'''Kent Brockman''': Kent Brockman, Channel 6 News. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather.
:'''Spangler''': We know. Your side fat's starting to spill over to channel 5 and 7. I hope you're getting 3 paychecks.
----
:'''Spangler''' [to Bart]: Son, I'm gonna tell you a story about a young man who came here and failed. Well, that is the story. I shouldn't call a sentence a story. Anyway, it's you!
----
:'''Homer''': Marge, can you cut back on your makeup budget?
:'''Marge''': But I already use crayons for lipstick and fireplace soot for eyeliner.
:'''Homer''': So that's where my soot went.
----
:'''Spangler''' [to Bart]: Young man, there's something I have to show you. In one hour. We have to drive there. No talking along the way, it'll hurt the drama.
:'''Bart''': Can I just...
:'''Spangler''': Shh, drama!
----
:'''Spangler''' [to the Simpsons]: Folks, you have three weeks left on a non-refundable weight loss treatment, so if anybody else in the family wants to use it, use it now.
:'''Homer''': But who else needs to lose weight? Maggie, Grampa, my seldom seen half brother, Herb? [the rest of the family looks at him] What are you all looking at me for?
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:'''Bart''': I've learnt that even made up corporate shills can lie to you.
:'''Homer''' [holds a stuffed fox animal]: Did you hear that, Foxy, the Fox Network fox?
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:'''Spangler''' [to Homer]: What are you eating now?
:'''Homer''': Cheeseburger.
:'''Spangler''': You're a catastrophe. Let me have half of it.
:'''Homer''': I don't wanna.
:'''Spangler''': I just want the cheese, I don't want the meat. I do want the meat.
:'''Homer''': Here's a corner.
:'''Spangler''': Let me just bite it, don't rip it! Let me have the whole thing, you'll get some later.
:'''Homer''': You're a selfish jerk.
:'''Spangler''': I've smelled it, it has to be eaten!
:'''Homer''': But it's my burger!
:'''Spangler''': I'm driving. I'll kill us!
:'''Homer''': Fine, I'd rather die!
----
{{Season 16 Q}}

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 {{qf|[[Tab Spangler|Spangler]]}} ''[to Homer]'' Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I! ''[yelling]'' Every sign is wrong!
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-{{qf|Spangler}} ''[to Bart]'' Come on, let’s look for your dad. And if we have some time, maybe we'll look for mine.
+{{qf|Spangler}} ''[to Bart]'' Come on, let's look for your dad. And if we have some time, maybe we'll look for mine.
 ----
 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Kent Brockman, [[Channel 6 News]]. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather.

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 {{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Skinner, be gay on your own time.
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-:[After [[Bart]] collapses from his heart attack]
+:''[After Bart collapses from his heart attack.]''
-{{qf|Homer}} Do the Bart Man! Do the Bart Man! (Bart groans) Why won't you dance? Dance!
+{{qf|Homer}} Do the Bart Man! Do the Bart Man! ''[Bart groans]'' Why won't you dance? Dance!
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-{{qf|[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]}} Now when Bart goes home, he's going to have to follow a program of strict diet and exercise. Dammit, I will not bury another patient!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Now when Bart goes home, he's going to have to follow a program of strict diet and exercise. Dammit, I will not bury another patient!
 {{qf|Marge}} Doctor, you're a pediatrician!
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Yeah, but my head's been somewhere else this year.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Tab Spangler|Spangler]]}} ''[to Homer]'' Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I! (yelling) Every sign is wrong!
+{{qf|[[Tab Spangler|Spangler]]}} ''[to Homer]'' Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I! ''[yelling]'' Every sign is wrong!
 ----
 {{qf|Spangler}} ''[to Bart]'' Come on, let’s look for your dad. And if we have some time, maybe we'll look for mine.
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
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 {{qf|Spangler}} ''[to Bart]'' Young man, there's something I have to show you. In one hour. We have to drive there. No talking along the way, it'll hurt the drama.
-{{qf|Bart}} Can I just...
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Can I just...
 {{qf|Spangler}} Shh, drama!
 ----

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Don't Fear the Roofer|A Star Is Torn}}
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks! They're supposed to skin their knees, or poke their eyes out, or get smothered by cats!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks! They're supposed to skin their knees, or poke their eyes out, or get smothered by cats!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer, maybe you could ask [[Mr. Burns]] for a raise.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, maybe you could ask [[Mr. Burns]] for a raise.
-:'''Homer''': Even better, I'll ask him for my job back!
+{{qf|Homer}} Even better, I'll ask him for my job back!
 ----
-:'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]''': It's not my birthday, Seymour. You know I'm a Sagittarius.
+{{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} It's not my birthday, Seymour. You know I'm a Sagittarius.
-:'''[[Principal Skinner]]''': Really? I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there.
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Really? I'm a Libra. There's a lot of compatibility there.
-:'''Superintendent Chalmers''': Skinner, be gay on your own time.
+{{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Skinner, be gay on your own time.
 ----
 :[After [[Bart]] collapses from his heart attack]
-:'''Homer''': Do the Bart Man! Do the Bart Man! (Bart groans) Why won't you dance? Dance!
+{{qf|Homer}} Do the Bart Man! Do the Bart Man! (Bart groans) Why won't you dance? Dance!
 ----
-:'''[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]''': Now when Bart goes home, he's going to have to follow a program of strict diet and exercise. Dammit, I will not bury another patient!
+{{qf|[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]}} Now when Bart goes home, he's going to have to follow a program of strict diet and exercise. Dammit, I will not bury another patient!
-:'''Marge''': Doctor, you're a pediatrician!
+{{qf|Marge}} Doctor, you're a pediatrician!
-:'''Dr. Hibbert''': Yeah, but my head's been somewhere else this year.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Yeah, but my head's been somewhere else this year.
 ----
-:'''[[Tab Spangler|Spangler]]''' [to Homer]: Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I! (yelling) Every sign is wrong!
+{{qf|[[Tab Spangler|Spangler]]}} ''[to Homer]'' Mr. Simpson, you're suffering from PSI. Poor self esteem. That's not I! (yelling) Every sign is wrong!
 ----
-:'''Spangler''' [to Bart]: Come on, let’s look for your dad. And if we have some time, maybe we'll look for mine.
+{{qf|Spangler}} ''[to Bart]'' Come on, let’s look for your dad. And if we have some time, maybe we'll look for mine.
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Kent Brockman, [[Channel 6 News]]. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Kent Brockman, [[Channel 6 News]]. I gorge on kettle corn during the sports and weather.
-:'''Spangler''': We know. Your side fat's starting to spill over to channel 5 and 7. I hope you're getting 3 paychecks.
+{{qf|Spangler}} We know. Your side fat's starting to spill over to channel 5 and 7. I hope you're getting 3 paychecks.
 ----
-:'''Spangler''' [to Bart]: Son, I'm gonna tell you a story about a young man who came here and failed. Well, that is the story. I shouldn't call a sentence a story. Anyway, it's you!
+{{qf|Spangler}} ''[to Bart]'' Son, I'm gonna tell you a story about a young man who came here and failed. Well, that is the story. I shouldn't call a sentence a story. Anyway, it's you!
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Marge, can you cut back on your makeup budget?
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, can you cut back on your makeup budget?
-:'''Marge''': But I already use crayons for lipstick and fireplace soot for eyeliner.
+{{qf|Marge}} But I already use crayons for lipstick and fireplace soot for eyeliner.
-:'''Homer''': So that's where my soot went.
+{{qf|Homer}} So that's where my soot went.
 ----
-:'''Spangler''' [to Bart]: Young man, there's something I have to show you. In one hour. We have to drive there. No talking along the way, it'll hurt the drama.
+{{qf|Spangler}} ''[to Bart]'' Young man, there's something I have to show you. In one hour. We have to drive there. No talking along the way, it'll hurt the drama.
-:'''Bart''': Can I just...
+{{qf|Bart}} Can I just...
-:'''Spangler''': Shh, drama!
+{{qf|Spangler}} Shh, drama!
 ----
-:'''Spangler''' [to the Simpsons]: Folks, you have three weeks left on a non-refundable weight loss treatment, so if anybody else in the family wants to use it, use it now.
+{{qf|Spangler}} ''[to the Simpsons]'' Folks, you have three weeks left on a non-refundable weight loss treatment, so if anybody else in the family wants to use it, use it now.
-:'''Homer''': But who else needs to lose weight? [[Maggie]], [[Grampa]], my seldom seen half brother, [[Herb]]? [the rest of the family looks at him] What are you all looking at me for?
+{{qf|Homer}} But who else needs to lose weight? [[Maggie]], [[Grampa]], my seldom seen half brother, [[Herb]]? ''[the rest of the family looks at him]'' What are you all looking at me for?
 ----
-:'''Bart''': I've learnt that even made up corporate shills can lie to you.
+{{qf|Bart}} I've learnt that even made up corporate shills can lie to you.
-:'''Homer''' [holds a stuffed fox animal]: Did you hear that, [[Foxy]], the [[Fox Network]] fox?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[holds a stuffed fox animal]'' Did you hear that, [[Foxy]], the [[Fox Network]] fox?
 ----
-:'''Spangler''' [to Homer]: What are you eating now?
+{{qf|Spangler}} ''[to Homer]'' What are you eating now?
-:'''Homer''': Cheeseburger.
+{{qf|Homer}} Cheeseburger.
-:'''Spangler''': You're a catastrophe. Let me have half of it.
+{{qf|Spangler}} You're a catastrophe. Let me have half of it.
-:'''Homer''': I don't wanna.
+{{qf|Homer}} I don't wanna.
-:'''Spangler''': I just want the cheese, I don't want the meat. I do want the meat.
+{{qf|Spangler}} I just want the cheese, I don't want the meat. I do want the meat.
-:'''Homer''': Here's a corner.
+{{qf|Homer}} Here's a corner.
-:'''Spangler''': Let me just bite it, don't rip it! Let me have the whole thing, you'll get some later.
+{{qf|Spangler}} Let me just bite it, don't rip it! Let me have the whole thing, you'll get some later.
-:'''Homer''': You're a selfish jerk.
+{{qf|Homer}} You're a selfish jerk.
-:'''Spangler''': I've smelled it, it has to be eaten!
+{{qf|Spangler}} I've smelled it, it has to be eaten!
-:'''Homer''': But it's my burger!
+{{qf|Homer}} But it's my burger!
-:'''Spangler''': I'm driving. I'll kill us!
+{{qf|Spangler}} I'm driving. I'll kill us!
-:'''Homer''': Fine, I'd rather die!
+{{qf|Homer}} Fine, I'd rather die!
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 :'''[[Homer]]''': Little kids aren't supposed to have heart attacks! They're supposed to skin their knees, or poke their eyes out, or get smothered by cats!