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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Greed-Quest of Well-Known Kadath
|image = [[File:Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[H.P. Lovecraft]]
|optional = [[Polystar Executive]]
|internal = TheGreedQuestOfWellKnownKadath
|id = 261034 - 261036
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Greed-Quest of Well-Known Kadath''' is a premium in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}} content update. It requires [[H.P. Lovecraft]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on H.P. Lovecraft's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|H.P.! Thanks for coming in, babe.}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I only came because I've heard the movie business is insane and full of lunatics.}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I love it! Or should I say, I Lovecraft it!}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, don't say that.}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}
{{TB|H.P., you're one of the great, twisted minds in entertainment. The movie business needs you!}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I detest moving pictures. Print is my preferred medium.}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Besides, my works are all in the public domain. There's nothing stopping you from making "Call of Cthulhu 2: Redial".}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait, wait! Let me write that down. What was that again?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Polystar Executive Pitch Lovecraft on Pitching|4 hours|[[Polystar Pictures]], [[Krustylu Studios]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Polystar Executive]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lovecraft Get Pitched on Pitching|4 hours|[[Polystar Pictures]], [[Krustylu Studios]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on H.P. Lovecraft's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're right. I AM a creative genius, and I need to share my gift with the world!}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Remember, it takes an executive's meddling for creativity to truly become genius.}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
{{TB|Get this: an amateur astronomer observes the night sky when he sees…strangely colored lights!}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}
{{TB|Uh-huh. And?}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And he goes insane!}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|That's not a story! There's no hero's journey, no romance, no villain…}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Uh…the astronomer turns from the stars, travels to Polystar Pictures, makes love to the film executive's fiancée, and then runs over the executive using the Polystar tram.}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Now we've got a story!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lovecraft Pitch Already-Done Ideas|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Polystar Executive Shoot Down Already-Done Ideas|4 hours|[[Polystar Pictures]], [[Krustylu Studios]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Polystar Executive]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
{{TB|A small, New England town is terrorized by…a shark!}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's [[Steven Spielberg]]'s "[[Jaws]]".}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What if it was a Mid-Atlantic town?}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}
{{TB|I'm listening…}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
{{TB|And the shark—}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}
{{TB|Has a flame thrower!}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|And the flame-throwing shark battles a giant ape who has a really hot girlfriend!}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Um, okay. I guess so?}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Money!}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
{{TB|Ugh, what have I become?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on H.P. Lovecraft's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
{{TB|I have to get away from that studio fool. Being around him has made me a shell of my creative self!}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
{{TB|"Shell"…hmm. Maybe a giant crab…fights crime…and has a hot girlfriend!}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Argh, that's terrible! That exec has given me horror writer's block!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lovecraft Try to Get New Ideas|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|My walk around Springfield gave me a great new idea: a hapless dolt is irradiated in an accident, and turned into—}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}
{{TB|Put a pin in it, H.P. I'm watching this breaking news story.}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
{{TB|We take you live to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where Homer Simpson has been irradiated into a glowing monstrosity.}}
{{Tapped Out Radioactive Homer Icon|Roar}}
{{TB|RAAAARH!}}
{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, that's crazy! Anyway, you were saying?}}
{{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Never mind. A real hapless dolt just stole my idea.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the novel ''{{W|The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath}}'' by [[H. P. Lovecraft]].

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}}
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@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 {{TB|Remember, it takes an executive's meddling for creativity to truly become genius.}}
 {{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
-{{TB|Get this: an amateur astronomer observes the night sky when he sees…strangely colored lights!}}
+{{TB|Get this: an amateur astronomer observes the night sky when he sees...strangely colored lights!}}
 {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}
 {{TB|Uh-huh. And?}}
@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
 {{TB|And he goes insane!}}
 {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|That's not a story! There's no hero's journey, no romance, no villain…}}
+{{TB|That's not a story! There's no hero's journey, no romance, no villain...}}
 {{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Uh…the astronomer turns from the stars, travels to Polystar Pictures, makes love to the film executive's fiancée, and then runs over the executive using the Polystar tram.}}
+{{TB|Uh...the astronomer turns from the stars, travels to Polystar Pictures, makes love to the film executive's fiancée, and then runs over the executive using the Polystar tram.}}
 {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Now we've got a story!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lovecraft Pitch Already-Done Ideas|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Polystar Executive Shoot Down Already-Done Ideas|4 hours|[[Polystar Pictures]], [[Krustylu Studios]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Polystar Executive]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
-{{TB|A small, New England town is terrorized by…a shark!}}
+{{TB|A small, New England town is terrorized by...a shark!}}
 {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|That's [[Steven Spielberg]]'s "[[Jaws]]".}}
@@ Line 67: / Line 67: @@
 {{TB|What if it was a Mid-Atlantic town?}}
 {{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}
-{{TB|I'm listening…}}
+{{TB|I'm listening...}}
 {{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
 {{TB|And the shark—}}
@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 {{TB|I have to get away from that studio fool. Being around him has made me a shell of my creative self!}}
 {{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon}}
-{{TB|"Shell"…hmm. Maybe a giant crab…fights crime…and has a hot girlfriend!}}
+{{TB|"Shell"...hmm. Maybe a giant crab...fights crime...and has a hot girlfriend!}}
 {{Tapped Out H.P. Lovecraft Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Argh, that's terrible! That exec has given me horror writer's block!}}

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 }}
-'''The Greed-Quest of Well-Known Kadath''' is a premium in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}} content update. It requires [[H.P. Lovecraft]] to be obtained.
+'''The Greed-Quest of Well-Known Kadath''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}} content update. It requires [[H.P. Lovecraft]] to be obtained.
 == Dialogue ==