https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Greatest_Story_Ever_HissedThe Greatest Story Ever Hissed - Revision history2026-04-21T00:15:26ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.29.0https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Greatest_Story_Ever_Hissed&diff=1402769&oldid=prevSolarBot: replaced: … → ... (7), ‘ → '2025-06-12T21:48:39Z<p>replaced: … → ... (7), ‘ → '</p>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Sad}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Sad}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Well I tried, boss, but none of <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">‘em </del>has any staying power.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Well I tried, boss, but none of <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">'em </ins>has any staying power.}}</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Ah, don't sweat it. This is pretty much what I expected.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Ah, don't sweat it. This is pretty much what I expected.}}</div></td></tr>
</table>SolarBothttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Greatest_Story_Ever_Hissed&diff=1402655&oldid=prevSolar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Greatest Story Ever Hissed |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}}..."2025-06-12T15:43:35Z<p>Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Greatest Story Ever Hissed |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Carnage_Destructicus_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}}..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = The Greatest Story Ever Hissed<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}}<br />
|requirements = <br />
|characters = [[Carnage Destructicus]], [[Homer]]<br />
|optional = [[Hippie]], [[Bestimus Mucho]], [[Crazy Cat Lady]]<br />
|internal = TheGreatestStoryEverHissed<br />
|id = 243042 - 243047<br />
|previous = <br />
|next = <br />
|premium = yes<br />
}}<br />
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'''The Greatest Story Ever Hissed''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}} content update. It requires [[Carnage Destructicus]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Carnage Destructicus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I, Carnage Destructicus, the most formidable of the pos-i-bots, want for nothing. My only desire is to be the greatest robotic warrior, and I am that!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Nothing can shake my faith in my own greatness! I — eh, where are those cats going?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cat Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}meow{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Hmm…it's as if they are beckoning me to follow them. But to where…?}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Carnage Destructicus Follow Cats Around|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon}}<br />
{{TB|What is this strange domicile they have led me to?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Aiiieeea flaghor blahjarg!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|What sort of vulgar form of communication is that? Are you challenging me, the mighty Carnage Destructicus, to battle?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Shraaaeg rarahrah menarag!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Ah, I think I begin to understand. You call Carnage Destructicus to some higher purpose…}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Carnage Destructicus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Hissarrag naragarr!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yes…I understand. You wish to call Carnage Destructicus to action! Whom would you have Carnage Destructicus fight?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Larrasharag rarrarahar mraaaranerg!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I see. First I must prove my worth through a quest! Carnage Destructicus shall answer the call.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cat Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}reowrar{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Lead on, noble herald!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Carnage Destructicus Follow Cats Again|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Carnage Destructicus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|What is this foul-smelling place to which you have led me?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Hey man, it's a monument to the waste and, like, destructivity of consumer culture, man!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|The old woman with the cats is easier to understand than your prattling. Stand aside!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cat Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}mreowr{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I see, this mountain of rubbish is to be my adversary.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Heck yeah, man! Reuse and recycle!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Carnage Destructicus Destroy Garbage|4 hours|[[Springfield Dump]], [[Metal Depot]], [[Plastic Depot]], [[Glass Depot]], [[Uriah's Heap Recycling Center]], [[Monorail Station]], [[Rail Yard]], [[Police Station]], or {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Businesses}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Hippie Get Excited, Man|4 hours|[[Springfield Dump]], [[Metal Depot]], [[Plastic Depot]], [[Glass Depot]], [[Uriah's Heap Recycling Center]], [[Monorail Station]], [[Rail Yard]], [[Police Station]], or {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Businesses}}|char=[[Hippie]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Whoa, man! You annihilated that garbage!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|But to what end? Was this a pointless errand? Is the old crone with the cats simply mad?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hippie Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Dude! There were more cats trapped under there and you totally rescued them!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I see! So she is indeed a prophet!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Carnage Destructicus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hey man, why are you standing in the middle of the river?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I was instructed to stand here by the great prophet, the old woman with all the cats.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hot Dog Cooker Bot Icon}}<br />
{{TB|A crazy cat lady told you to stand around in some water…and you're just doing it?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|She is wise in ways beyond your comprehension.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Uh…right. Okay, you stick around here and be wet, me and the boys are gonna go roll down to Jet Lube and get oiled up.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon}}<br />
{{TB|My faith will be rewarded. You shall see.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Fail to Jump the River on an Electric Scooter|60 minutes|[[Springfield Memorial Bridge]], [[Springfield Gorge]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Businesses}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Carnage Destructicus Save Homer|60 minutes|[[Springfield Memorial Bridge]], [[Springfield Gorge]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Businesses}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bestimus Mucho Be Surprised|60 minutes|[[Springfield Memorial Bridge]], [[Springfield Gorge]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Businesses}}|char=[[Bestimus Mucho]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Aah}}<br />
{{TB|AAAAAAAAAH!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Be at ease, human, for Carnage Destructicus was here to catch you thanks to the vision of the great prophet.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Oh. Uh, thanks.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squishee Machine Bot Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Whoa! She totally knew what was gonna happen!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, come on. What are the odds that a crazy old cat lady predicted this fat guy would fall off that cliff and so she sent a robot here to help him?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squishee Machine Bot Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Now that you say it out loud…I can't believe how prescient she is!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Come, my friends! Follow me to the prophet!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Carnage Destructicus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|O wise prophet! I return with more followers. Please bestow your wisdom upon us!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squishee Machine Bot Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, tell us what's gonna happen next!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Ariiiiirrarar! {{*}}walks away{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Why is she walking away from us?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hot Dog Cooker Bot Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I don't think she wants us around.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|No, my friends. It is a test!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Gyarrrararr! {{*}}walks faster{{*}}}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Carnage Destructicus Follow Crazy Cat Lady Faithfully|4 hours|[[Crazy Cat House]], [[Dumpster 1]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bestimus Mucho Question This Whole Faith Thing|4 hours|[[Crazy Cat House]], [[Dumpster 1]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Bestimus Mucho]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Crazy Cat Lady Try to Ditch the Robots|4 hours|[[Crazy Cat House]], [[Dumpster 1]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Crazy Cat Lady]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}breaks into a run{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Worry not, prophet! The faith of Carnage Destructicus cannot be shaken!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|This is stupid. C'mon, guys, let's get out of here!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Hot Dog Cooker Bot Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You said it. Good luck with your "prophet", Carnage CHUMPicus!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Ignore them, prophet, I — Wait, come back!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|She is unusually fast for an old woman carrying that many cats.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 6 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Carnage Destructicus' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I do not understand, prophet! Why did you show me the way and the light only to abandon me now and withhold your vision?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}insulting hiss{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Fine! So Bestimus Mucho was right and it was all coincidence and the madness of a woman so lonely she surrounds herself with cats!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carnage Destructicus Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|You have made a fool of Carnage Destructicus, but you have lost the last person who had any regard for you. Enjoy your solitude and your cats!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Carnage Destructicus Storm Off in Disillusionment|2 hours|[[Crazy Cat House]], [[Dumpster 1]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Crazy Cat Lady Watch Him Go|2 hours|[[Crazy Cat House]], [[Dumpster 1]], [[Sprawl-Mart]], a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Crazy Cat Lady]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Well I tried, boss, but none of ‘em has any staying power.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Ah, don't sweat it. This is pretty much what I expected.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Trying to get into the ol' prophet business, eh?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It worked so well for you back in the day, I thought I would give it a shot. I guess faith's just not a growth market, you know?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I hear that. C'mon, let's go get some perogies — my treat.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
The quest name is a reference to the religious film ''{{W|The Greatest Story Ever Told}}''.<br />
<br />
{{Tapped Out Quests/Rise of the Robots}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Greatest Story Ever Hissed, The}}</div>Solar Dragon