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:'''[[Homer]]''': Mmmm... there's nothing like dunking your donut into some freshly brewed hot... ...fudge.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Um... dad? When's the last time yo uhave your cholesterol levels checked?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah -- the car's been knocking and pinging all week.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Bart -- cholesterl is in your body. You should know that.
:'''[[Homer]]''': It's the public schools, Marge. These days they don't even edufy. it's like they're all stupid and stuff.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey -- Davy and Goliath -- keep it down!
:'''[[Rod]]''': Sorry, Bart.
:'''[[Todd]]''': What are you doing?
:'''[[Bart]]''': um... I got all "A"'s on my report card, so my dad's letting me clean out the storm gutters. Yes, sir, nothin' beats gutter cleaning for wholesome family fun! Want to try?
:'''[[Rod]]''': Wow! Can we, Todd? Can we?
:'''[[Todd]]''':No, thanks, Bart. If it's that much fun, we want you to enjoy it.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Just get up here and clean these gutters or I'll tell your mom you spray-painted the garage.
:'''[[Rod]]''': There's no spray paint on our garage.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, there will be if you don't get up here.
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:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': You trashed our circus! Daht's over 10,000 dollahs worth of damage. And I haven't lost daht much money since the movie I made before dis lahst one.
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Security!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Say, fellas -- the lunch tent's out of donuts.
:'''[[Krusty]]''': Arrest these two idiots.
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer? What's going on?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Uh, nothing. We're about to be arrested and Mr. Burns is about to sue Krusty and McBain.
:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': What's wrong? Didn't you like da show?
:'''[[Krusty]]''': We made the dancing bears wear diapers...
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': I didn't even see the show! You've poisoned me with these tainted hot dogs! Smithers, carry me to the hospital.
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:'''[[Marge]]''': That's it, Bart! You still haven't learned your lesson. I want you to weatherproof the fence!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Come one, mom! That stuff's toxic.
:'''[[Bart]]''': And you're not getting any dinner until you're finished.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Any gchange of grabbing a late lunch?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Get to work!

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-:'''[[Homer]]''': Mmmm... there's nothing like dunking your donut into some freshly brewed hot... fudge.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmmm... there's nothing like dunking your donut into some freshly brewed hot... fudge.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Um... dad? When's the last time yo uhave your cholesterol levels checked?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Um... dad? When's the last time yo uhave your cholesterol levels checked?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah -- the car's been knocking and pinging all week.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah—the car's been knocking and pinging all week.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Bart -- cholesterl is in your body. You should know that.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Bart—cholesterl is in your body. You should know that.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': It's the public schools, Marge. These days they don't even edufy. it's like they're all stupid and stuff.
+{{qf|Homer}} It's the public schools, Marge. These days they don't even edufy. it's like they're all stupid and stuff.
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Hey -- Davy and Goliath -- keep it down!
+{{qf|Bart}} Hey—Davy and Goliath—keep it down!
-:'''[[Rod]]''': Sorry, Bart.
+{{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} Sorry, Bart.
-:'''[[Todd]]''': What are you doing?
+{{qf|[[Todd Flanders]]}} What are you doing?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': um... I got all "A"'s on my report card, so my dad's letting me clean out the storm gutters. Yes, sir, nothin' beats gutter cleaning for wholesome family fun! Want to try?
+{{qf|Bart}} um... I got all "A"'s on my report card, so my dad's letting me clean out the storm gutters. Yes, sir, nothin' beats gutter cleaning for wholesome family fun! Want to try?
-:'''[[Rod]]''': Wow! Can we, Todd? Can we?
+{{qf|Rod}} Wow! Can we, Todd? Can we?
-:'''[[Todd]]''':No, thanks, Bart. If it's that much fun, we want you to enjoy it.
+{{qf|Todd}} No, thanks, Bart. If it's that much fun, we want you to enjoy it.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Just get up here and clean these gutters or I'll tell your mom you spray-painted the garage.
+{{qf|Bart}} Just get up here and clean these gutters or I'll tell your mom you spray-painted the garage.
-:'''[[Rod]]''': There's no spray paint on our garage.
+{{qf|Rod}} There's no spray paint on our garage.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Well, there will be if you don't get up here.
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, there will be if you don't get up here.
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-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': You trashed our circus! Daht's over 10,000 dollahs worth of damage. And I haven't lost daht much money since the movie I made before dis lahst one.
+{{qf|[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]}} You trashed our circus! Daht's over 10,000 dollahs worth of damage. And I haven't lost daht much money since the movie I made before dis lahst one.
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Security!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Security!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]''': Say, fellas -- the lunch tent's out of donuts.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Say, fellas—the lunch tent's out of donuts.
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Arrest these two idiots.
+{{qf|Krusty}} Arrest these two idiots.
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Homer? What's going on?
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer? What's going on?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Uh, nothing. We're about to be arrested and Mr. Burns is about to sue Krusty and McBain.
+{{qf|Homer}} Uh, nothing. We're about to be arrested and Mr. Burns is about to sue Krusty and McBain.
-:'''[[Rainer Wolfcastle]]''': What's wrong? Didn't you like da show?
+{{qf|Rainer Wolfcastle}} What's wrong? Didn't you like da show?
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': We made the dancing bears wear diapers...
+{{qf|Krusty}} We made the dancing bears wear diapers...
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': I didn't even see the show! You've poisoned me with these tainted hot dogs! Smithers, carry me to the hospital.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} I didn't even see the show! You've poisoned me with these tainted hot dogs! Smithers, carry me to the hospital.
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': That's it, Bart! You still haven't learned your lesson. I want you to weatherproof the fence!
+{{qf|Marge}} That's it, Bart! You still haven't learned your lesson. I want you to weatherproof the fence!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Come one, mom! That stuff's toxic.
+{{qf|Marge}} Come one, mom! That stuff's toxic.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': And you're not getting any dinner until you're finished.
+{{qf|Bart}} And you're not getting any dinner until you're finished.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Any gchange of grabbing a late lunch?
+{{qf|Marge}} Any gchange of grabbing a late lunch?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Get to work!
+{{qf|Bart}} Get to work!
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