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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Principal_Skinner" class="mw-redirect" title="Principal Skinner">Principal Skinner</a>}} Children, welcome to the exciting world of trains. This is the 100th anniversary of the <a href="/wiki/Springfield_Train_Yard" title="Springfield Train Yard">Springfield Train Yard</a>. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Children, welcome to the exciting world of trains. This is the 100th anniversary of the [[Springfield Train Yard]].<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Bor-ing!<br /> {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Quiet, Bart...<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Thank you, Edna.<br /> {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} ...We're all bored out of our minds! You don't have to keep reminding us!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} My dad is a train engineer, Bart. Pretty snazzy, huh? I bet you wish your dad drove a train.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} My dad did drive a train. It was the [[Monorail]]. See? There it is over there. He nearly killed the whole town, remember?<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} I knew you'd be jealous!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Come now, children, let's all climb aboard.<br /> {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Stop! I'm sorry. I only have my 6th class train engineer's license. The most I can do is show you the wheels.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Bart Simpson, you scalawag, you're not ruining my 82% survival rate for field trips!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} We're going to fall into [[Springfield Gorge]], Bart. Bet your dad's never done that!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Sure he did. He was in the hospital for weeks. You called the ambulance, remember?<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} I knew you'd be jealous!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Wait a minute. This isn't right. Usually, Bart gets Skinner's goat! Skinner's not supposed to win! Skinner never wins!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Great Train Wreck/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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