The Great Geriatrico - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:50, April 18, 2025

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Great Geriatrico
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[The Great Raymondo]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Great Geriatrico''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}} content update. It requires [[The Great Raymondo]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|For the last time, I'm not coming out of retirement!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|But we need every able-bodied magician in Springfield to rise up!}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm hardly “able-bodied”. My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my “Great Milk Can Escape”.}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
{{TB|As I told you before, I save my magic for showmanship, not self-defense.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Lock Lisa Out|4 hours|[[The Great Raymondo's Home]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Magically Enter Raymondo's Home|4 hours|[[The Great Raymondo's Home]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|You taught me how to get past locks. I'm not leaving until you agree to come out of retirement.}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I really should have skipped the breaking and entering lesson. Fine, I'll help.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
{{TB|Now that I'm out of retirement, refresh my memory. What is it that we're doing again?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Using our magical powers to fight and catch mystical beasts!}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I coulda sworn we were doing card tricks or pullin' quarters outta people.}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But fighting mystical beasts… that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Avoid Mauling|4 hours|[[The Great Raymondo's Home]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Ugh, fine. No battling beasts to help us. Then how about putting on a show?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Wait! The Great Raymondo is not helping us get rid of the monsters?! I can't fling cards like {{Ch|Ricky Jay}} to save us! I can't!!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|{{*}}slap* Snap out of it, Milhouse!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Oo-la-la, our skin touched, Lisa!}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
{{TB|Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield… and a modest appearance fee.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Perform the Great Milk Can Escape|8 hours|[[Famous Milk Cans]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Watch Performance|4 hours|[[Famous Milk Cans]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|How did he get out of there without even a milk moustache?! This is just as terrifying as the monster thing!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Why so down, my apprentice?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I just haven't had a great track record of role models living up to their expectations.}}
{{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
{{TB|Young lady, you've said enough. If I can do six nights a week in [[Las Vegas|Vegas]] in front of [[Blue Man Group]], I'm sure I can handle a couple green monsters roaming the streets.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Work the Audience|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}}
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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = The Great Geriatrico
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}}
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 |characters = [[The Great Raymondo]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Youngster}}s
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{TB|But we need every able-bodied magician in Springfield to rise up!}}
 {{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|I'm hardly “able-bodied”. My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my “Great Milk Can Escape”.}}
+{{TB|I'm hardly "able-bodied". My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my "Great Milk Can Escape".}}
 {{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
 {{TB|As I told you before, I save my magic for showmanship, not self-defense.}}
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|I coulda sworn we were doing card tricks or pullin' quarters outta people.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|But fighting mystical beasts… that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it.}}
+{{TB|But fighting mystical beasts... that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Avoid Mauling|4 hours|[[The Great Raymondo's Home]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 57: / Line 57: @@
 {{TB|Wait! The Great Raymondo is not helping us get rid of the monsters?! I can't fling cards like {{Ch|Ricky Jay}} to save us! I can't!!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
-{{TB|{{*}}slap* Snap out of it, Milhouse!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}slap{{*}} Snap out of it, Milhouse!}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sneaky}}
 {{TB|Oo-la-la, our skin touched, Lisa!}}
 {{Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon}}
-{{TB|Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield… and a modest appearance fee.}}
+{{TB|Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield... and a modest appearance fee.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Great Raymondo Perform the Great Milk Can Escape|8 hours|[[Famous Milk Cans]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Youngster|Kids}} Watch Performance|4 hours|[[Famous Milk Cans]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
@@ Line 74: / Line 74: @@
 {{TB|Why so down, my apprentice?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead…}}
+{{TB|I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 {{TB|I just haven't had a great track record of role models living up to their expectations.}}

The Great Geriatrico - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:50, April 18, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (3), “ → " (2), ” → " (2), * → {{*}} (2), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}}

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Great Geriatrico |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXVIII}} |requirements = |characters = The Great Raymondo, Lis..."

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (3), “ → " (2), ” → " (2), * → {{}} (2), {{{{}}}} → {{*}}