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{{Title|The Great Burnsby}}
{{for2|other uses of "The Great Burnsby"|The Great Burnsby}}
{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Great Burnsby
|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Great Burnsby Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|The Great Burnsby}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = TheGreatBurnsby
|id = 278001 - 278005
|previous = [[Going Once, Going Twice, Sold to Mr. Burns!]]
|next = [[Back to the Grind]]
|event = yes
}}

'''The Great Burnsby''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Great Burnsby}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Going Once, Going Twice, Sold to Mr. Burns!]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Welcome to Burns' Manor. Some people call it "Saltburns" — not sure why. Anyway, let me give you a quick tour.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow, this is huge! How much did you pay for — never mind, I'll just look it up on Zillow later.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Very gentlemanly of you…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|By later I mean now. Holy crap! The Zestimate doesn't even fit on my screen.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Then we'll have to get you a large phone. Now, quick mansion tour: foyer, second foyer, powder room, oh and here's the room that's full of trapdoors.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Where do they all go?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Spikes, crocodiles, vats of acid. I like to switch things up. One thing I can assure you though is that none of them lead to an exit.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|Every second on this earth is a miniature battle and if your intention isn't to leave the other side in ruin, then you'll be the one who ends up with nothing.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, I'm with you. At my tavern, if you don't pay your tab, my 12-gauge comes out to collect.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I like you, Moe. Sure, you're rough around the edges and a specific kind of ugly that I am unable to fully capture using words…but I see a lot of me in you.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Again, not sure how to respond to all the compliments…so I'll just take that as an insult.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Stolen Artwork|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Burns Continue His Tour|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Ask How Much Each Painting Costs|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|This is my bedroom suite, my bathroom suite, my table tennis chamber, the screening room, room filled with stolen Rembrandts, the hounds' quarters…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|This is the longest house tour I've ever been on.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And here's your room, fit with a claw-footed tub, walk-in closet, and eagle-feathered king mattress.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|My own room? With my own bed? At the tavern I was sleeping on a blood-stained pool table with a dart board for a pillow and bar rag for a blanket.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Before you get settled, I should introduce you to my inner-circle of friends. They all live at the manor as well.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|This is Blue-Haired Lawyer. He handles all of my important business. He also has blue hair.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Objection! Relevance?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And this is the Yes Guy. He's truly the heart and soul of this place. He's up for anything!}}
{{Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon|Yes}}
{{TB|Yesssssss!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Why do you talk like that?}}
{{Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Because I'm the Yessss Guy!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You'll grow to love him. And finally, meet Lindsey Naegle — she's my marketing expert and dearest friend. You're likely to find her sunbathing by the pool or wandering the halls in highly inappropriate outfits.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Coy}}
{{TB|Pleasure to meet you, Moe.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Enchante. That's French for "I'm down".}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|Ooh la la!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispering to Moe{{*}} Meet me in my room later…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And of course, you've already met Smithers.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Indeed, I have.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Look at you, you're already speaking like a gentleman. You're a welcome addition to our gang!}}
{{Tapped Out The Yes Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Yesssss!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fantastic…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Oh and Moe, here are the keys to the helicopter should you ever decide to leave the manor.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|I won't! But give me the keys anyway!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Burns' Helicopter]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|I had a great time last night, Moe. I still can't believe how forward you were!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Me? You came to my room at 3am in a see-through nightdress and slapped me in the face to wake me up.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|I've lived here a long time, but I still find myself getting lost…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, feel free to get lost again tonight. Tomorrow night too. Maybe give me a little rest after that though, you know, to rebuild my stamina.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Stolen Artwork|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Befriend Housemates|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Burns Get Jealous of Moe's Time With Lindsay|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Track Moe's Every Move|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hello, Mr. Szyslak.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|How's it hangin', Smithers?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Or should I say: "what symphony does your soul orchestrate in the grand concert hall of today?"}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I see what you're doing, Moe. Sleeping with Lindsay, getting the Yes Guy to say "no" for the first time, convincing Blue-Haired Lawyer to move to South Africa and become Blue-Haired Wildlife Photographer.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I did all that? I only remember sleeping with Lindsay.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm onto you, Szyslak. Sure, you're Burns' favorite right now, but he'd never leave the mansion to you. Never.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I've never expected him to leave me nothin'.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|This place is not for people like you. It's a pipe dream. It is just a small anecdote that you'll bore your tavern rats with at Christmas…}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Because soon enough, your vacation will be over. And you'll be handing back the helicopter keys, and on the next train back to Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Are you still talking?! You're soooo boring. I barely paid attention to any of that!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|In the meantime, now that Blue-Haired Lawyer is gone, I made sure Burns hired a team of lawyers to handle his affairs.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|So what? Why are you telling me that?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|So you'll know not to try anything funny. Also to explain why there's going to be a lot of lawyers around.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Sounds great. If you feel the need to corner me again with another one of your soliloquys, I'll be skeet-shooting a bunch of antique dinner plates by the pool.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Crowd of Lawyers]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Are you okay, Monty? You seem bothered about something.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|No, I'm fine. Finger-tenting excellent even!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, I can't lie to you, Moe. I just feel like it's slightly bad form is all — you getting with Lindsay Naegle.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It was?! She basically attacked me in the middle of the night, so I think that counts as consent is all.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|Smithers saw you two. He said YOU initiated the canoodling.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That bowtied creep is lying. Sure, there was canoodling. But I never initiated nothin'!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I just find it to be a bit rude of you. I mean, I invited you to spend the summer at my mansion as my friend. Plus, Lindsay's like a sister to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|She is? You never said that. I'm pretty sure I would have remembered if you did. Because it's a little unusual that she'd be like a sister to you, what with the massive age difference and all.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You don't remember because you never pay attention, Moe. You're always drinking champagne and shooting antiques with my antique guns.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But we shoot antiques together.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I know. And don't get me wrong, it's most enjoyable. I just think you should have spoken with me about this.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Look, the only reason I didn't speak with you is because I didn't want to embarrass Lindsay. I know she's your friend and everything, but I think she has an addiction. She just wanders around the halls throwing herself at whoever she comes across. I didn't want to spoil your image of her.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Thinking}}
{{TB|But what about what Smithers said?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|That dude totally has a thing for you — he'll say anything!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I'm glad we spoke. What a relief. I was worried for a second that I had another Kirk Van Houten situation.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Kirk Van Houten?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yeah, he was my protégé once. He came to stay here and developed a little thing for Lindsay, and everything just got so awkward, and then he accidentally fell in one of my trapdoors.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Well, I'm glad we still got our friendship. Wanna go shoot some antiques?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|There's nothing I'd rather do.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Stolen Artwork|145}} {{Task/Job|Make Burns Shoot More Antiques|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Drink More Champagne|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What have you done?!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Like in my life? A lot of messed up things…crazily messed up…}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns is DEAD! A bullet ricocheted back at him when he skeet-shot an antique Roman shield.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns is dead?! But we were quickly becoming best friends!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|This is your fault, Moe.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Does Lindsay know about this?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Of course! She was named Burns' heir in his will.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Anyway, I have to send an email to Blue-Haired Wildlife Photographer. He should be there for the funeral!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, there's a funeral? Well, I should probably stay for that then. Have the maid bring me some fresh towels.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Springfield Funeral Home]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Hiya there, Lindsay, I'm so sorry for your loss. Great speech at the funeral though…}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Your politeness is so irritating. Do you know that?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Whaaa? So now you're turning on me too? All I said was I'm sorry for your loss.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're always sorry. Always squirming and wriggling backward like a snake retreating into its den.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You disgust me, Moe Szyslak. I watched you weeping away and for a second I felt so sad for you. But then I remembered…you only knew Mr. Burns for what? Two months?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Not even. I think it's just been a few days.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yet here you still are. Right in the middle of it all…standing in my bathroom, desperately sopping up all my grief with that disgusting bar rag you walk around with.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Do you have some sort of point you're trying to make? Because I'm super hungry and there's so much leftover funeral food downstairs. I mean, those little egg salad sandwiches shouldn't be left out like that for so long. It'd be a crime to let those babies spoil.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're a leech! You're a disgusting insect sad rich people thought could slurp out all their ailments. All we need is a little less blood, so let's take this leech, bring it into our home, and give it all the time in the world to suck us dry.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Is it just me or am I the only one who is getting super turned on right now?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This wasn't meant to turn you on! It was meant to be my monologue revealing that I've perfectly distilled your character. That I'm the only one who was able to figure you out for what you truly are.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Hopeful}}
{{TB|So, you're not turned on?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I don't know. The funeral is still so fresh. I just don't know if I'm able to commit to anything.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh yeah, totally. Same for me. Ok, uh, wriggling backward to my den. Good talk. Peace out.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Coy}}
{{TB|Okay, fine, I am into you, Moe!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|And you think I'm the crazy one?!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Stolen Artwork|115}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Spend Every Waking Moment With Lindsay|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lindsay Naegle Spend Every Waking Moment With Moe|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Watch On With Envy|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Thank you for coming to see me, Moe. So… How much longer are you planning on staying here? Because after Mr. Burns dying, Lindsay won't let you go…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I don't know how much longer. My bed's pretty comfortable. And I'm happy to stay if it makes her feel better havin' me around or whatever.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's very kind of you, Moe. But I'm not so sure your presence is good for her. Or us. I think it's time, Moe, for you to go back to your tavern discreetly. Tonight.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Ok. You don't need to make a big deal of it. I get it. You want me gone.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|So you won't go? That's what you're saying?!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I never said that! I said I'd go! But it ain't because you and your ugly bow-tie are making me leave.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Fine. I see that you're playing hardball. How much?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Excuse me?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|I'm writing you a check. How much for you to leave the Manor, and never return?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I just said, I'd go for free. You're not the best at negotiating.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Name your price, Moe. We can't move on until you leave!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Give me a second. I got to do a Google search for how big numbers go. Oh, here's one…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|A million dollars!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|A million? Be serious, Moe. Name a number bigger than that!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|A million million?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Man, I hate how good of a negotiator you are. Let's make it ten shall we?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ten dollars? Yeah, that's fine. {{*}}reads check{{*}} Ten million dollars?! Holy crud buckets! This summer just gets better and better! Except for the death, of course.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I never want to see you at this mansion ever again.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|I'm already driving away!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Moe's Convertible]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon}}
{{TB|Greetings, Mr. Szyslak. I'm a lawyer representing the estate of Mr. Burns.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|So not a customer? Because you can't use the can unless you buy something.}}
{{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, I'm here about the ten million dollar check written to you by a Mr. Waylon Smithers.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, that? Yeah, I lost it. I was using it as a bookmark, but then I realized I hate reading and threw the book in the trash.}}
{{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You accidentally threw out a check for ten million dollars?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, I threw it out on purpose because I hate books. Are you not listening to me?}}
{{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I just wanted to tell you that we canceled payment, so the check was no good anyway.}}
{{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon}}
{{TB|It turns out that Mr. Burns didn't actually die, so your absence puts you in breach of contract as his protégé, and thus you're owed nothing.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns is alive?! I mean, he was buried! I saw the corpse. More than just saw even! How is this possible?}}
{{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon}}
{{TB|The details are all here in this breach of contract document.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Just tell me, Perry Mason! I told you I don't like reading!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Stolen Artwork|195}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Listen to the Incredible Story|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]], {{TOG|Bars}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shout}}
{{TB|So Mr. Burns dug his way out of the grave using the femur of the guy in the grave next to him, huh? What a story!}}
{{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yes, that's why it took so many hours to tell.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Well, it was a fun escape for me, and it's a bummer I'm not rich and all, but I'm glad things are back to normal.}}
{{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. Anyway, if you have any more questions feel free to reach out…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|To you?}}
{{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon}}
{{TB|No, to Blue-Haired Lawyer, who's on his way back from Africa to resume his position as Mr. Burns's attorney.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Pleased}}
{{TB|More things back to normal. That's great.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Coy}}
{{TB|There's one thing that's changed though. Moe, I'm madly in love with you!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If you want to use the ladies' room, you have to buy something! Also, we ain't got a ladies' room.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Maxwell Flinch]]|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|Wow, this is huge! How much did you pay for — never mind, I'll just look it up on Zillow later.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Very gentlemanly of you…}}
+{{TB|Very gentlemanly of you...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
 {{TB|By later I mean now. Holy crap! The Zestimate doesn't even fit on my screen.}}
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 {{TB|Hey, I'm with you. At my tavern, if you don't pay your tab, my 12-gauge comes out to collect.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|I like you, Moe. Sure, you're rough around the edges and a specific kind of ugly that I am unable to fully capture using words…but I see a lot of me in you.}}
+{{TB|I like you, Moe. Sure, you're rough around the edges and a specific kind of ugly that I am unable to fully capture using words...but I see a lot of me in you.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Again, not sure how to respond to all the compliments…so I'll just take that as an insult.}}
+{{TB|Again, not sure how to respond to all the compliments...so I'll just take that as an insult.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Stolen Artwork|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Burns Continue His Tour|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Moe Ask How Much Each Painting Costs|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|This is my bedroom suite, my bathroom suite, my table tennis chamber, the screening room, room filled with stolen Rembrandts, the hounds' quarters…}}
+{{TB|This is my bedroom suite, my bathroom suite, my table tennis chamber, the screening room, room filled with stolen Rembrandts, the hounds' quarters...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|This is the longest house tour I've ever been on.}}
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 {{TB|Ooh la la!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}whispering to Moe{{*}} Meet me in my room later…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}whispering to Moe{{*}} Meet me in my room later...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|And of course, you've already met Smithers.}}
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 {{TB|Yesssss!}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Fantastic…}}
+{{TB|Fantastic...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|Oh and Moe, here are the keys to the helicopter should you ever decide to leave the manor.}}
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 {{TB|Me? You came to my room at 3am in a see-through nightdress and slapped me in the face to wake me up.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
-{{TB|I've lived here a long time, but I still find myself getting lost…}}
+{{TB|I've lived here a long time, but I still find myself getting lost...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Well, feel free to get lost again tonight. Tomorrow night too. Maybe give me a little rest after that though, you know, to rebuild my stamina.}}
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 {{TB|I've never expected him to leave me nothin'.}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|This place is not for people like you. It's a pipe dream. It is just a small anecdote that you'll bore your tavern rats with at Christmas…}}
+{{TB|This place is not for people like you. It's a pipe dream. It is just a small anecdote that you'll bore your tavern rats with at Christmas...}}
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 {{TB|Because soon enough, your vacation will be over. And you'll be handing back the helicopter keys, and on the next train back to Springfield.}}
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 {{TB|What have you done?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
-{{TB|Like in my life? A lot of messed up things…crazily messed up…}}
+{{TB|Like in my life? A lot of messed up things...crazily messed up...}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Mr. Burns is DEAD! A bullet ricocheted back at him when he skeet-shot an antique Roman shield.}}
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 {{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Hiya there, Lindsay, I'm so sorry for your loss. Great speech at the funeral though…}}
+{{TB|Hiya there, Lindsay, I'm so sorry for your loss. Great speech at the funeral though...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Your politeness is so irritating. Do you know that?}}
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 {{TB|You're always sorry. Always squirming and wriggling backward like a snake retreating into its den.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|You disgust me, Moe Szyslak. I watched you weeping away and for a second I felt so sad for you. But then I remembered…you only knew Mr. Burns for what? Two months?}}
+{{TB|You disgust me, Moe Szyslak. I watched you weeping away and for a second I felt so sad for you. But then I remembered...you only knew Mr. Burns for what? Two months?}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Not even. I think it's just been a few days.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Yet here you still are. Right in the middle of it all…standing in my bathroom, desperately sopping up all my grief with that disgusting bar rag you walk around with.}}
+{{TB|Yet here you still are. Right in the middle of it all...standing in my bathroom, desperately sopping up all my grief with that disgusting bar rag you walk around with.}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Do you have some sort of point you're trying to make? Because I'm super hungry and there's so much leftover funeral food downstairs. I mean, those little egg salad sandwiches shouldn't be left out like that for so long. It'd be a crime to let those babies spoil.}}
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 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Stolen Artwork|115}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Moe Spend Every Waking Moment With Lindsay|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lindsay Naegle Spend Every Waking Moment With Moe|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lindsey Naegle]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Watch On With Envy|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Burns' Summer Mansion]], {{TOG|Mansions}}, [[Cooling Towers]], [[Control Building]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Thank you for coming to see me, Moe. So… How much longer are you planning on staying here? Because after Mr. Burns dying, Lindsay won't let you go…}}
+{{TB|Thank you for coming to see me, Moe. So... How much longer are you planning on staying here? Because after Mr. Burns dying, Lindsay won't let you go...}}
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 {{TB|Well, I don't know how much longer. My bed's pretty comfortable. And I'm happy to stay if it makes her feel better havin' me around or whatever.}}
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 {{TB|Name your price, Moe. We can't move on until you leave!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
-{{TB|Give me a second. I got to do a Google search for how big numbers go. Oh, here's one…}}
+{{TB|Give me a second. I got to do a Google search for how big numbers go. Oh, here's one...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|A million dollars!}}
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 {{TB|Well, it was a fun escape for me, and it's a bummer I'm not rich and all, but I'm glad things are back to normal.}}
 {{Tapped Out Maxwell Flinch Icon}}
-{{TB|Yes. Anyway, if you have any more questions feel free to reach out…}}
+{{TB|Yes. Anyway, if you have any more questions feel free to reach out...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|To you?}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|The Great Burnsby}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Mr. Burns]], [[Moe]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Smithers]], [[Lindsey Naegle]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = TheGreatBurnsby
 |id = 278001 - 278005
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 {{TB|If you want to use the ladies' room, you have to buy something! Also, we ain't got a ladies' room.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Maxwell Flinch]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
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