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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Golden Age of Swingers
|image =
|level = 9
|update = {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2016}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Skinner]], [[Martin]], [[Bart]], [[Grampa]]
|optional = [[Milhouse]], [[Janey]], [[Molloy]], [[Old Jewish Man]], [[Jasper]], [[Agnes]], [[Ned]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Snake]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Brockman]], [[Luigi]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Moe]], [[Moleman]], {{Giuseppe}}, [[Judge Snyder]]
|previous = [[Valentine's Forgotten Favors]]
|next = {{TOQP|A Woman of Much Importance|1}}
|event = yes
}}

'''The Golden Age of Swingers''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2016}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Valentine's Forgotten Favors]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Who needs a good-for-nothing son to have a good-for-something time? Jasper, remember the Coconut Babaloo?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Sure do. Best hemorrhoid cream in all of Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|It was a nightclub.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Sure was. Best nightclub in all of Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Until they closed it down for no good reason… after all those unsolved stabbings.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, I remember it well. The wail of the jazz band, the jangle of the roulette wheel, the screams from the back alley.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|We could have that again!}}
{{Tapped Out Molloy Icon}}
{{TB|I'm afraid my stabbing days are behind me. Oh, you meant the nightclub.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Recruit Molloy to earn double Valentine's rewards!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skinner Take Shelter From His Mother|3 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}} {{Task|Collect Valentine's Hearts|6}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Principal Skinner? Normally this storm drain is where I hide from YOU!}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's Mother. She's been reminiscing about past conquests a lot lately.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Like Grampa's war stories?}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well there certainly were a lot of sailors involved.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Tune into this week's Simpsons to see what Springfield gets up to for Valentine's Day! Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Coconut Babaloo]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The Babaloo, returned to its former glory! A nightclub of this caliber deserves a fitting opening.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon}}
{{TB|I'm happy to drop my pants and croon “The Old Gray Mare.” TV Guide once called my act “9/8pm Central.”}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Not to butt in, but given the season, how about making it a Valentine's Day Grand Opening?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|That would give me a chance to show off my senior citizen-specific candy hearts!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|“Don't Replace Me Like a Hip”, “Widow Me Not”? These seem awfully bleak.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|You should see the ones I cut.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Martin Set Up the Flower Cart|3 hours|the [[Coconut Babaloo]]}} {{Task|Collect Valentine's Hearts|8}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting Martin's job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon}}
{{TB|I couldn't help but notice you were preparing for a Valentine's shindig! Might I offer my meager assistance?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Sure thing, little eunuch boy. You can set up this cart.}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Behold these bountiful bouquets of floral favors! How did you achieve such vibrant colors?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Crushed my pills in their water. I can't feel my feet, but it was worth it.}}
{{THT|After starting to collect Valentine's Hearts|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Seymour, go dry the grass! You know how I feel about dew -- it's just rain too lazy to fall.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sometimes the way you treat me makes me want to give you a piece of my mind.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Wah wah, why don't you write down your touchy feelings.}}
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I did. In this Valentine's card. Would you be my Valentine?}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Visit the Valentine's store to romance up your Springfield!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Lovely Flower Cart]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|At this rate, by the time we finish the Babaloo we'll be dead. Or, even worse, older.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Why not ask for help? People love caring for, visiting, and feeding carrots to the elderly. No wait, I'm thinking of petting zoos.}}
{{Tapped Out Molloy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Pfft, the elderly being ignored is why I turned to crime in the first place.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Hmm. If I agree to help, will you teach me how to steal things?}}
{{Tapped Out Molloy Icon}}
{{TB|Okay. But first you have to go through the long process of losing your respect for the law.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, what was that? I got distracted pouring sugar into these gas tanks.}}
{{Tapped Out Molloy Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You're ready.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Steal Candy From Occupied Adults|3 hours|the [[Coconut Babaloo]]}} {{Task|Collect Valentine's Hearts|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Renovated Coconut Babaloo]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|A beaut! Just as I remember it.}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
{{TB|Minus the muggers, drunk bums, and ladies of the night.}}
{{Tapped Out Old Jewish Man Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I don't know about the first two but I don't mind standing in for the third.}}
{{Tapped Out Molloy Icon}}
{{TB|Now we just need to drum up some lovely dates. Shall we do it the old fashioned way?}}
{{Tapped Out Jasper Icon|Spacey}}
{{TB|You mean tell them we're Pinkerton agents with incriminating evidence against their husbands?}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Not that old fashioned! I meant having a nice ride.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Grampa Steal Keys From the Valets|3 hours|the [[Coconut Babaloo]]}} {{Task|Collect Valentine's Hearts|12}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey, these are MY old car keys! Haven't seen the old girl in years.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Not since gambling her away. I bet it all on red.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Innocent}}
{{TB|Who knew the Commies were gonna lose the Cold War?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Starline Commander]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|The Babaloo is ready, the stars are out, and we're finally together.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Where have you been all these years, my chrome beauty?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Starline Commander|1954 Studebaker Starline Commander|75}}
{{TB|{{*}}honk honk*}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hong Kong? You lucky jet-setter. Tell me everything.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Grampa Rendezvous With His Car|3 hours|the [[Starline Commander]]}} {{Task|Collect Valentine's Hearts|15}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Martin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Doesn't it warm the cockles of your heart to see senior citizens dancing the night away, awash in romance?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|My cockles are ice cold, thank you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Old people's love should be reserved for grandkids and voting in local elections.}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Or for lying in hospital beds wired to machines, like God intended.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I think it's sweet. Love has no age requirements.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just like this club. Whiskey and coke, please!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Mona Simpson|Mona]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Valentine's Day 2016}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Golden Age of Swingers, The}}

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 {{Tapped Out Molloy Icon}}
 {{TB|I'm afraid my stabbing days are behind me. Oh, you meant the nightclub.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Recruit Molloy to earn double Valentine's rewards!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skinner Take Shelter From His Mother|3 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}<br>{{Task|Collect Valentine's Hearts|6}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Well there certainly were a lot of sailors involved.}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Tune into this week's Simpsons to see what Springfield gets up to for Valentine's Day! Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Coconut Babaloo]]|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|I did. In this Valentine's card. Would you be my Valentine?}}
 {{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Visit the Valentine's store to romance up your Springfield!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Lovely Flower Cart]]|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = The Golden Age of Swingers
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Valentine's 2016 Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 9
 |update = {{TOCU|Valentine's Day 2016}}
 |requirements =
 |characters = [[Skinner]], [[Martin]], [[Bart]], [[Grampa]]
-|optional = [[Milhouse]], [[Janey]], [[Molloy]], [[Old Jewish Man]], [[Jasper]], [[Agnes]], [[Ned]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Snake]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Brockman]], [[Luigi]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Moe]], [[Moleman]], {{Giuseppe}}, [[Judge Snyder]]
+|optional = See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |previous = [[Valentine's Forgotten Favors]]
 |next = {{TOQP|A Woman of Much Importance|1}}

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 {{TB|Just like this club. Whiskey and coke, please!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Mona Simpson|Mona]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Valentine's Day 2016}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Golden Age of Swingers, The}}