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Solar Dragon at 22:33, April 17, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Full Nelson |image = |level = 21 |update = {{TOCU|Tap Ball}} |requirements = |characters = Football Nelson, Bart, Homer, Lisa,..."

2024-06-25T12:25:17Z

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Full Nelson
|image =
|level = 21
|update = {{TOCU|Tap Ball}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Football Nelson]], [[Bart]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], [[Apu]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Full Nelson''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Tap Ball}} content update. It requires [[Football Nelson]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Football Nelson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Football Nelson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey, Simpson! How come the field is measured in feet instead of Nelson steps?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|It’s not my sport. My Dad invented it. If you want to change the rules, go bully him.}}
{{Tapped Out Football Nelson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Maybe I will! I'll bully him good!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yes. Oh my God, yes. This is fantastic. Can I watch?}}
{{Tapped Out Football Nelson Icon}}
{{TB|He's your dad. If you want to watch him get humiliated by a child, I got no right to say no.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yay!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Football Nelson Bully Homer|4 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Chuckle To Himself|4 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Listen up, team. I'm not going to sugar coat this -- you're terrible Tap Ball players, and therefore terrible people.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Mr. Homer, I am still not entirely clear on what I'm supposed to do with this bowling ball.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN, THAT'S WHAT!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Maybe if the rules didn't change every five minutes, we could get better.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|IT'S THE SIMPLEST GAME EVER INVENTED! NOW WIN! APU, BOWL THAT BALL!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|BART, PUTT THE BOOMERANG INTO THE THING! NELSON, GO LONG! LISA THROW THE SOCCERBALL TO NELSON!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|I mean, I just can't make it any simpler for you people.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Kick The Soccer Ball|4 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Football Nelson Go Long|4 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Apu Bowl For Goal|4 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
{{TB|YES! THAT'S IT! NOW WE'RE PLAYING SOME TAP BALL!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, team. You've really been looking sharp lately. I want to try a new play.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Bart, run a hook-and-ladder. Nelson, you track down the Golden Snitch. Lisa, bunt the ball for a home run.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I understood precisely none of that.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|One-two-three hike!}}
{{Tapped Out Football Nelson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What am I supposed to do, again?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I said hike! The hike has happened! Now go go go!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Run Into The Fence|12 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Trip Over The Ball|12 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Football Nelson Yell Angrily|12 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I'm just…not…getting…through to you people.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'd like to suggest that maybe you're an awful coach.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That can't be it. No, we should just run the play again until we get it right.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But nobody understands--}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|One-two-three hike!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's weird. I still have no idea how Tap Ball works, but I can somehow tell we're awful at it.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Eh, as long as Dad's unhappy, I'm happy.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, I'm sorry, but if I'm going to do something, I want to do it well.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It's weird that the same DNA could make a you and a me.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We were doing so well before, though. What's the secret?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|All I know is, I tend to do my best when Nelson threatens to kick my butt if I don't.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I've never really found any other reason to do well at anything.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|He is a strangely good motivator…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eavesdrop On The Kids|60 minutes|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Gather ‘round, team! I've figured out how to make us great.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Let's run the same play as before. This time, though, I'm authorizing Nelson to atomic wedgie anyone who messes up.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No team can succeed if it doesn't bully itself. It worked for John Wooden's UCLA basketball teams, and it can work for us.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Seriously, watch the tapes. If anyone ever missed a shot, the young Lew Alcindor would subtly purple nurple him on the way back up the court.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Kick The Ball|8 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Apu Bowl The Ball|8 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Throw The Ball|8 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Football Nelson Score A Ball Down|8 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Tap Ball}}
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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = The Full Nelson
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Football Nelson Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 21
 |update = {{TOCU|Tap Ball}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Football Nelson]], [[Bart]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], [[Apu]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 52: / Line 52: @@
 {{TB|I mean, I just can't make it any simpler for you people.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Kick The Soccer Ball|4 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Football Nelson Go Long|4 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Apu Bowl For Goal|4 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
-{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
+{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 {{TB|YES! THAT'S IT! NOW WE'RE PLAYING SOME TAP BALL!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{TB|Hey, Simpson! How come the field is measured in feet instead of Nelson steps?}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
-{{TB|It’s not my sport. My Dad invented it. If you want to change the rules, go bully him.}}
+{{TB|It's not my sport. My Dad invented it. If you want to change the rules, go bully him.}}
 {{Tapped Out Football Nelson Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Maybe I will! I'll bully him good!}}
@@ Line 74: / Line 74: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Run Into The Fence|12 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Trip Over The Ball|12 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Football Nelson Yell Angrily|12 hours|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|I'm just…not…getting…through to you people.}}
+{{TB|I'm just...not...getting...through to you people.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|I'd like to suggest that maybe you're an awful coach.}}
@@ Line 104: / Line 104: @@
 {{TB|I've never really found any other reason to do well at anything.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|He is a strangely good motivator…}}
+{{TB|He is a strangely good motivator...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Eavesdrop On The Kids|60 minutes|the [[Stadium Entrance]], [[Football Field]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 113: / Line 113: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
-{{TB|Gather ‘round, team! I've figured out how to make us great.}}
+{{TB|Gather 'round, team! I've figured out how to make us great.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
 {{TB|Let's run the same play as before. This time, though, I'm authorizing Nelson to atomic wedgie anyone who messes up.}}