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:'''[[Marge]]:''' And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room, and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room. The jars are full, so you've earned your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' Yay!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball and go-karts on real roads, comes the greatest activity yet...
:'''[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]:''' Video game convention!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' The kids sure had a good time with you.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Yeah, I was on today. Scary on.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' How come they never call me Fun Mom?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Look, honey, a family's like a team. And on every team, you have the slam-dunking megastar and the referee.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' It's not fair. Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the mom stuff.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Okay, okay, how about this: next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' What if... we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' That's good, Marge! Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, we're hungry.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh. I guess we could make a sprint for one of these local establishments.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' They're using pancakes as spoons.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Ooh, let's see what else they do wrong.
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Wait, wait, wait, what is she eating? They've never served me that dish, and I wear indigenous beaded headgear.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, this? It's just a little Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat. It's all I ever eat here.
:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' They have prepared her a dish from the non-translated page! So grab a pancake and slurp some slop! Foodies, heed my call! Commence ripping and dipping!
----
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Kids, I was thinking, was it really such a great idea to invite your father to that dinner?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Relax-- Dad will be the life of the party. He'll be the fourth Mouthketeer.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' But there weren't four Musketeers.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Yeah-huh. Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' D'Artagnan wasn't a Musketeer. He only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards-- which he lost!

{{Season 23|Q}}

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 {{qf|Marge}} What if... We roll pennies and go to the dollar store!
-{{qf|Homer}} That's good, Marge -- get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's good, Marge—get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
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 {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Welcome to the "Cross" Games, Simpsons! A Christian fellowship expo!
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 {{qf|Ned}} "Sports" stands for Strict Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports!
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-{{qf|Marge}} Come on kids, fun comes from inside -- it isn't about what we actually do.
+{{qf|Marge}} Come on kids, fun comes from inside—it isn't about what we actually do.
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Yes it is! That's all it is!
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 {{qf|Homer}} When I'm happy, I make birdhouses!
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-{{qf|{{Ch|Anthony Bourdain}}}} I'm food bad-boy Tony Bourdain. There's nowhere I won't go and nothing I won't eat -- as long as I'm paid in emeralds and my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Anthony Bourdain}}}} I'm food bad-boy Tony Bourdain. There's nowhere I won't go and nothing I won't eat—as long as I'm paid in emeralds and my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne.
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 {{qf|{{Ch|Gordon Ramsay}}}} You [BLEEP]-ed it up, big blue, didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder! You're not as [BLEEP]-ing fun as him, and you never will be! Darling, darling, crying's not fun! Homer's fun! Now get out of my dream!
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 {{qf|Gordon Ramsay}} Not any more it's not! Ramsay awake!
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-{{qf|Bart}} Relax -- Dad will be the life of the party. He'll be the fourth Mouth-keteer.
+{{qf|Bart}} Relax—Dad will be the life of the party. He'll be the fourth Mouth-keteer.
 {{qf|Marge}} But there weren't Four Musketeers...
 {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah-huh: Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan.
-{{qf|Marge}} D'Artagnan wasn't a musketeer! He only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards -- which he lost!
+{{qf|Marge}} D'Artagnan wasn't a musketeer! He only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards—which he lost!
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 {{qf|[[El Chemistri chef]]}} Welcome to El Chemistri. Please place these mints in your mouth. And when your table's ready, they will vibrate.

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-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room, and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room. The jars are full, so you've earned your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ... And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room, and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room.
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-{{qf|Marge}} The kids sure had a good time with you.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is there any better feeling than cutting in line because a plastic badge says you're special?
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, we're hungry.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Whoa! ''[[Guts of War II: Entrails of Intestinox]]''! Colon smash! Rectum kill!
-{{qf|Marge}} Oh. I guess we could make a sprint for one of these local establishments.
+{{qf|Game developer}} We've made a game that'll reward the hardcore gamer with hundreds and hundreds of hours of--
-{{qf|Lisa}} They're using pancakes as spoons.
+{{qf|Bart}} Finished it.
-{{qf|Bart}} Ooh, let's see what else they do wrong.
+{{qf|Game developer}} Huh? But, working on this game cost me my marriage! I, I have twins I've never met!
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-{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Wait, wait, wait, what is she eating? They've never served me that dish, and I wear indigenous beaded headgear.
+{{qf|Marge}} How come they never call me "Fun Mom?"
-{{qf|Marge}} Oh, this? It's just a little Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat. It's all I ever eat here.
+{{qf|Homer}} Look, honey, a family's like a team. And on every team you have the slam-dunking megastar and... the referee.
 ----
-{{qf|Marge}} Kids, I was thinking, was it really such a great idea to invite your father to that dinner?
+{{qf|Marge}} What if... We roll pennies and go to the dollar store!
-{{qf|Lisa}} Relax—Dad will be the life of the party. He'll be the fourth Mouthketeer.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's good, Marge -- get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
-{{qf|Marge}} But there weren't four Musketeers.
+----
-{{qf|Lisa}} Yeah-huh. Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Welcome to the "Cross" Games, Simpsons! A Christian fellowship expo!
-{{qf|Marge}} D'Artagnan wasn't a Musketeer. He only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards—which he lost!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Are there at least games here?
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' And here's a marble for [[Lisa]] for cleaning her room, and a marble for [[Bart]] for not trashing Lisa's room. The jars are full, so you've earned your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room, and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room. The jars are full, so you've earned your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
-:'''Bart & Lisa:''' Yay!
+{{qf|[[Bart]] & [[Lisa]]}} Yay!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball and go-karts on real roads, comes the greatest activity yet...
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball and go-karts on real roads, comes the greatest activity yet...
-:'''Bart & Lisa:''' Video game convention!
+{{qf|Bart & Lisa}} Video game convention!
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-:'''Marge:''' The kids sure had a good time with you.
+{{qf|Marge}} The kids sure had a good time with you.
-:'''Homer:''' Yeah, I was on today. Scary on.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, I was on today. Scary on.
-:'''Marge:''' How come they never call me Fun Mom?
+{{qf|Marge}} How come they never call me Fun Mom?
-:'''Homer:''' Look, honey, a family's like a team. And on every team, you have the slam-dunking megastar and the referee.
+{{qf|Homer}} Look, honey, a family's like a team. And on every team, you have the slam-dunking megastar and the referee.
-:'''Marge:''' It's not fair. Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the mom stuff.
+{{qf|Marge}} It's not fair. Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the mom stuff.
-:'''Homer:''' Okay, okay, how about this: next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day.
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, okay, how about this: next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day.
-:'''Marge:''' What if... we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
+{{qf|Marge}} What if... we roll pennies and go to the dollar store?
-:'''Homer:''' That's good, Marge! Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
+{{qf|Homer}} That's good, Marge! Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' Mom, we're hungry.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Mom, we're hungry.
-:'''Marge:''' Oh. I guess we could make a sprint for one of these local establishments.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh. I guess we could make a sprint for one of these local establishments.
-:'''Lisa:''' They're using pancakes as spoons.
+{{qf|Lisa}} They're using pancakes as spoons.
-:'''Bart:''' Ooh, let's see what else they do wrong.
+{{qf|Bart}} Ooh, let's see what else they do wrong.
 ----
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Wait, wait, wait, what is she eating? They've never served me that dish, and I wear indigenous beaded headgear.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Wait, wait, wait, what is she eating? They've never served me that dish, and I wear indigenous beaded headgear.
-:'''Marge:''' Oh, this? It's just a little Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat. It's all I ever eat here.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, this? It's just a little Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat. It's all I ever eat here.
-:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' They have prepared her a dish from the non-translated page! So grab a pancake and slurp some slop! Foodies, heed my call! Commence ripping and dipping!
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} They have prepared her a dish from the non-translated page! So grab a pancake and slurp some slop! Foodies, heed my call! Commence ripping and dipping!
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' Kids, I was thinking, was it really such a great idea to invite your father to that dinner?
+{{qf|Marge}} Kids, I was thinking, was it really such a great idea to invite your father to that dinner?
-:'''Lisa:''' Relax-- Dad will be the life of the party. He'll be the fourth Mouthketeer.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Relax—Dad will be the life of the party. He'll be the fourth Mouthketeer.
-:'''Marge:''' But there weren't four Musketeers.
+{{qf|Marge}} But there weren't four Musketeers.
-:'''Lisa:''' Yeah-huh. Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yeah-huh. Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan.
-:'''Marge:''' D'Artagnan wasn't a Musketeer. He only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards-- which he lost!
+{{qf|Marge}} D'Artagnan wasn't a Musketeer. He only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards—which he lost!
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