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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top</span></span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 19:46, April 3, 2024</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1" >Line 1:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 1:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Bartman]]}} <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">-- You </del>mean you guys are ''[[The Itchy &amp; Scratchy Show|Itchy &amp; Scratchy]]'' fans?!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Bartman]]}}<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">—You </ins>mean you guys are ''[[The Itchy &amp; Scratchy Show|Itchy &amp; Scratchy]]'' fans?!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kang Johnson]]}} Insolent whelp! You dare question us!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kang Johnson]]}} Insolent whelp! You dare question us!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kodos Johnson]]}} Hold, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Kang -- Failing </del>to engage in expository conversation would be a breach of Earth etiquette in a moment such as this!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Kodos Johnson]]}} Hold, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Kang—Failing </ins>to engage in expository conversation would be a breach of Earth etiquette in a moment such as this!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kang}} Well, in that <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">case -- Yes</del>, we observe [[Itchy]] and [[Scratchy]]'s antics daily on our video screens! After all, senseless violence is the cornerstone of Rigelian philosophy!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kang}} Well, in that <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">case—Yes</ins>, we observe [[Itchy]] and [[Scratchy]]'s antics daily on our video screens! After all, senseless violence is the cornerstone of Rigelian philosophy!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kodos}} Itchy and Scratchy have been a source of great edification during our lengthy interstellar voyages! It was they who inspired our pilgrimage to Earth!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Kodos}} Itchy and Scratchy have been a source of great edification during our lengthy interstellar voyages! It was they who inspired our pilgrimage to Earth!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l14" >Line 14:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 14:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} This blatant disregard for private property must be stopped! I'll restore order to [[Springfield]], or my name isn't [[Claude Kane III]]! ...Er, which it isn't, of course!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} This blatant disregard for private property must be stopped! I'll restore order to [[Springfield]], or my name isn't [[Claude Kane III]]! ...Er, which it isn't, of course!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bartman}} Man, how ironic! This is just the kind of mindless fight scene I'd enjoy if it were in a comic <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">book -- But </del>now I have to try and stop it!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bartman}} Man, how ironic! This is just the kind of mindless fight scene I'd enjoy if it were in a comic <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">book—But </ins>now I have to try and stop it!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bartman}} According to my latest brainstorm, by using Flanders' tape as a sampling reference, with a simple adjustment of the time-base corrector I can return us all to the moment before Itchy and Scratchy materialized, this undoing all the ensuing mayhem!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bartman}} According to my latest brainstorm, by using Flanders' tape as a sampling reference, with a simple adjustment of the time-base corrector I can return us all to the moment before Itchy and Scratchy materialized, this undoing all the ensuing mayhem!</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bartman" title="Bartman">Bartman</a>}} -- You mean you guys are &#039;&#039;<a href="/wiki/The_Itchy_%26_Scratchy_Show" title="The Itchy &amp; Scratchy Show">Itchy &amp; Scratchy</a>&#039;&#039; fans?! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Kang_Johnson" title="Kang Johnson">Kang Johnson</a>}} Insolent whelp! You dare questio...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bartman]]}} -- You mean you guys are ''[[The Itchy &amp; Scratchy Show|Itchy &amp; Scratchy]]'' fans?!<br /> {{qf|[[Kang Johnson]]}} Insolent whelp! You dare question us!<br /> {{qf|[[Kodos Johnson]]}} Hold, Kang -- Failing to engage in expository conversation would be a breach of Earth etiquette in a moment such as this!<br /> {{qf|Kang}} Well, in that case -- Yes, we observe [[Itchy]] and [[Scratchy]]'s antics daily on our video screens! After all, senseless violence is the cornerstone of Rigelian philosophy!<br /> {{qf|Kodos}} Itchy and Scratchy have been a source of great edification during our lengthy interstellar voyages! It was they who inspired our pilgrimage to Earth!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bartman}} That tingling --! Something's happening in my head! I think it's -- An idea!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Barfly]]}} So what super power do I get? Strength? X-ray vision? No! I get to be four inches tall! This stinks!<br /> {{qf|[[The Black Belch]]}} What are you complaining about, Barfly? We let you out of the pinball machine, didn't we?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{Ch|Radioactive Man}}}} This blatant disregard for private property must be stopped! I'll restore order to [[Springfield]], or my name isn't [[Claude Kane III]]! ...Er, which it isn't, of course!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bartman}} Man, how ironic! This is just the kind of mindless fight scene I'd enjoy if it were in a comic book -- But now I have to try and stop it!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bartman}} According to my latest brainstorm, by using Flanders' tape as a sampling reference, with a simple adjustment of the time-base corrector I can return us all to the moment before Itchy and Scratchy materialized, this undoing all the ensuing mayhem!<br /> {{qf|Radioactive Man}} How do you know it won't blow up, ignite Earth's atmosphere, and destroy all life on the planet?<br /> {{qf|Bartman}} Hey, if the inventors of the atom bomb didn't worry about it, why should I?<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Final Collision/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bartman stories quotes]]</div>

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