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 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Well, it looks like this'll finally kill it.
-{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} ''[[The Simpsons]]''?
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} ''[[The Simpsons]]''?
 {{qf|Grampa}} No, Christmas.
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-:'''Bart''': I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} I didn't get anybody pregnant. I didn't Facebook a kid to death. Make with my dirt bike!
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-:'''Homer''': Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Someday, TV will be invented. And it will be free! Then it will cost money.
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-:'''Marge''': This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} This tree reminds me of your father. Round in the middle, thinning up top and your hands get sticky when you touch him.
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-:'''Krusty''' [as Santa]: Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.
+{{qf|{{ap|Santa Claus|The Fight Before Christmas}}}} Kid, this company's bust. For years I've been giving away free toys and getting cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.
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-:'''Lisa''': You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} You mean your gingerbread McMansion.
-:'''Homer''': Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.
+{{qf|Homer}} Show some respect, three gingerbread men died making that.
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-:''[After {{ch|Martha Stewart}} decorates the Simpsons' house:]
+:''[After Martha Stewart decorates the Simpsons' house:]
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Martha, the house looks beautiful. It's like Christmas with a childless gay couple.
+{{qf|Marge}} Martha, the house looks beautiful. It's like Christmas with a childless gay couple.
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-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': "Release the hounds! ''[Barking is heard in the distance.]'' They'll be along any minute."
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Release the hounds! ''[Barking is heard in the distance.]'' They'll be along any minute.
 :''[After a long pause, a lone harmless-looking dog arrives.]''
-:'''Dog''': "We, uhhhh ... blew the budget on {{ch|Katy Perry}}."
+{{qf|Dog}} We, uhhhh ... blew the budget on Katy Perry.
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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Moe]] makes several attempts to kiss {{ch|Katy Perry}}, but can't get high enough to reach her face.]''
+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>Moe makes several attempts to kiss Katy Perry, but can't get high enough to reach her face.]''
-:'''Moe''': "I'm just gonna kiss your belly button." ''[presses his face into her abdomen and starts kissing]''
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} "I'm just gonna kiss your belly button." ''[presses his face into her abdomen and starts kissing]''
-:'''Katy''': ''[surprised]'' "Uhh .. that's not my belly button."
+{{qf|{{Ch|Katy Perry}}}} ''[surprised]'' "Uhh .. that's not my belly button."
 :''[Moe breaks off the kiss and looks up at Katy.]''
-:'''Katy''': ''[quickly]'' "But I didn't say stop."
+{{qf|Katy}} ''[quickly]'' "But I didn't say stop."
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-:'''[[Martha Claus]]''': "You boys want to play soldier?"
+{{qf|{{Ch|Martha Stewart}}}} You boys want to play soldier?
-:'''Bart''': "I can't think of a better way to celebrate Jesus' birthday."
+{{qf|Bart}} I can't think of a better way to celebrate Jesus' birthday.
 :''[Martha puts poker stands on Bart's and Milhouse's heads, then wraps red tape around their bodies]''
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': "I don't think I like where this is going."
+{{qf|Milhouse}} I don't think I like where this is going.
-:'''Martha Claus''': ''[Wraps tape over Milhouse's and Bart's mouths]'' "I don't think anyone asked your opinion."
+{{qf|Martha Stewart}} ''[Wraps tape over Milhouse's and Bart's mouths]'' I don't think anyone asked your opinion.
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-:'''Homer''': "Hey, I thought you didn't want a Christmas tree."
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, I thought you didn't want a Christmas tree.
-:'''Lisa''': "I didn't at first, but this tree is to remind us of mom. It serves as a reminder that someday this war will be over."
+{{qf|Lisa}} I didn't at first, but this tree is to remind us of mom. It serves as a reminder that someday this war will be over.
-:'''Homer''': "And someday TV will be invented, and it will be free, at first."
+{{qf|Homer}} And someday TV will be invented, and it will be free, at first.
-:'''Lisa''': "Until then, this tree will stand for mom and everything she stands for: hope, family, and sweeping up dried needles."
+{{qf|Lisa}} Until then, this tree will stand for mom and everything she stands for: hope, family, and sweeping up dried needles.
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-:'''[[Grampa]]''': "Well, it looks like this'll finally kill it."
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Well, it looks like this'll finally kill it.
-:'''[[Jasper]]''': "''[[The Simpsons]]''?"
+{{qf|[[Jasper Beardsley]]}} ''[[The Simpsons]]''?
-:'''Grampa''': "No, Christmas."
+{{qf|Grampa}} No, Christmas.
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-:'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': "How come you're not off fighting like a real man?"
+{{qf|[[Agnes Skinner]]}} How come you're not off fighting like a real man?
-:'''Homer''': "I'm too fat to fit in a foxhole."
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm too fat to fit in a foxhole.
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-:'''Bart''': "Isn't this the busy season? Where are the other elves?"
+{{qf|Bart}} Isn't this the busy season? Where are the other elves?
-:'''Milhouse''': "Laid off."
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Laid off.
-:'''[[Nelson Muntz|Nelson]]''': Ever since NAFTA, all the jobs have been going to the South Pole.
+{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Ever since NAFTA, all the jobs have been going to the South Pole.
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