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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Fat and the Futilest |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble}} |requirements = |characters = {{Ch|King-Size Home..."

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Fat and the Futilest |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble}} |requirements = |characters = {{Ch|King-Size Home..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Fat and the Futilest
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{Ch|King-Size Homer}}, [[Marge]], [[Mr. Burns]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Fat and the Futilest''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble}} content update. It requires {{Ch|King-Size Homer}} to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, look at me! I'm enormous!}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The jiggling fat is mesmerizing.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|This is terrible, Homie. Can you even move yourself around?}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Not without a lot of effort. And effort is the one thing the fat man avoids.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Like every great person of girth, I will preserve my dignity by riding around on a tiny scooter.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make King-Size Homer Ride Around Town|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Smithers, please tell me that lard-filled balloon I just saw riding around town doesn't work for me.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm afraid so, sir. Homer Simpson.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I won't have fatties around the plant. They always turn out to be wise-offs or union men.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's against labor regulations to fire a man because he's overweight.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I suppose it's against labor regulations to drop him through my trap door.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, but I don't think he'd fit.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Damn it, Smithers, you're the one who told me to save money by going for the medium diameter trap door!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I guess we'll just have to let him work from home.}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Get Homer's Work From Home Station so he can do work without putting his pants on.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Dad, do we really have to go to the beach? First off, you're wearing a Speedo, and second, I can't even see it because of your fat folds.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yes… I'm definitely… wearing something… under my fat folds.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make King-Size Homer Let it All Hang Out at the Beach|6 hours|Beach or [[River]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|Hey everyone, check out the white whale that beached itself!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It's so sad and ugly. Grab it's flesh bags and roll it into the water.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I'm not a white whale, I'm a lightly tanned fatso! Don't treat me like an animal.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Like an animal is also how we treat fat people.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Homer, this is ridiculous. Your mass is so large you have two small moons orbiting you.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Marge, that's offensive fat-shaming.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's not my fault that God made me a man who chose to get gigantic so he could work from home.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm going to find a fat support group on the internet.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|No matter how crazy your ideas are, there's always 200 people online who'll agree with you.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make King-Size Homer Chat Online with a Fat Support Group|16 hours|the [[Java Server]] or [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey Homer, you learning anything from your online fat support group?}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yes. Nothing puts on weight like freemium gaming.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Marge, my dinner! Something happened to it. Something awful!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I made you a salad.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|But I'm a growing boy! I put on over fifty pounds just today.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm going to the place where they support and love the chronically obese: Krusty Burger.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|You were banned from Krusty Burger because the sight of you was scaring other diners into wanting to eat healthier.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}
{{TB|Also, you couldn't fit through the door.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|They foiled me with their normal-sized doors. But they can't keep me out of the drive-thru.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make King-Size Homer Walk Through Drive-Thru|4 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sorry, sir, but the drive-thru is cars only.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Are you saying I can't eat here because I'm a person?}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|I'm saying you weigh as much as a truck, and you'll damage the pavement.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on King-Size Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Homer, I've been hoping you'll come to your senses and lose some weight, but it just isn't happening.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|So I have no choice but to use extremely wifely measures.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon}}
{{TB|If you mean you're going to deny me sex, when I'm this fat that's a little redundant.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|I'm going to nag you.}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|The ultimate weapon!}}
{{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, do your worst.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Marge Nag Homer About His Weight|30 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job2|Make Homer Get Whipped into Shape|30 minutes|[[Mr. Burns]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Mom, your nagging worked! Dad is thin again.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, I didn't nag your father. I nagged Sky Finger.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That person can do anything.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
Th quest name is a reference to ''{{W|Fast & Furious|The Fast and the Furious}}''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble}}
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 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|I guess we'll just have to let him work from home.}}
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 {{TB|Get Homer's Work From Home Station so he can do work without putting his pants on.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 |name = The Fat and the Futilest
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 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble}}
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 |characters = {{Ch|King-Size Homer}}, [[Marge]], [[Mr. Burns]]
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 {{TB|Dad, do we really have to go to the beach? First off, you're wearing a Speedo, and second, I can't even see it because of your fat folds.}}
 {{Tapped Out King-Size Homer Icon}}
-{{TB|Yes… I'm definitely… wearing something… under my fat folds.}}
+{{TB|Yes... I'm definitely... wearing something... under my fat folds.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make King-Size Homer Let it All Hang Out at the Beach|6 hours|Beach or [[River]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Laughing}}

The Fat and the Futilest - Revision history

SolarBot: /* Pt. 1 */ replaced: {{TBT|'''Message'''}} → {{Tapped Out Message}}

Solar Dragon at 14:42, April 17, 2025

SolarBot: /* Pt. 2 */replaced: … → ... (3)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Fat and the Futilest |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Gobble, Gobble, Toil and Trouble}} |requirements = |characters = {{Ch|King-Size Home..."