https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=The_Fast_and_the_FleetingThe Fast and the Fleeting - Revision history2026-04-14T09:00:09ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.29.0https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Fast_and_the_Fleeting&diff=1402768&oldid=prevSolarBot: replaced: … → ... (10)2025-06-12T21:48:35Z<p>replaced: … → ... (10)</p>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Hey…beebe…uh</del>, babe. You <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">are…the </del>only one for me.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Hey...beebe...uh</ins>, babe. You <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">are...the </ins>only one for me.}}</div></td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Cut! Cut! Get him out of here.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Cut! Cut! Get him out of here.}}</div></td></tr>
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<td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 143:</td></tr>
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<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Angry}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Angry}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|{{*}}narrating{{*}} "A needlessly ostentatious sports car arrogantly drives by a sidewalk full of citizens who can barely afford their <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">rent…</del>"}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|{{*}}narrating{{*}} "A needlessly ostentatious sports car arrogantly drives by a sidewalk full of citizens who can barely afford their <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">rent...</ins>"}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Surprised}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Surprised}}</div></td></tr>
<tr><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hey, what are you doing?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'> </td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hey, what are you doing?}}</div></td></tr>
</table>SolarBothttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Fast_and_the_Fleeting&diff=1402625&oldid=prevSolar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Fast and the Fleeting |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}} |requireme..."2025-06-12T14:05:01Z<p>Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Fast and the Fleeting |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Bestimus_Mucho_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}} |requireme..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = The Fast and the Fleeting<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}}<br />
|requirements = <br />
|characters = [[Bestimus Mucho]], [[Krusty]]<br />
|optional = [[Wolfcastle]], [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]], [[Tabitha Vixx]], {{ap|Jeremy|network executive}}, [[Declan Desmond]]<br />
|internal = <br />
|id = <br />
|previous = <br />
|next = <br />
|premium = yes<br />
}}<br />
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'''The Fast and the Fleeting''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Rise of the Robots}} content update. It requires [[Bestimus Mucho]] to be obtained.<br />
<br />
== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|If I, Rainier Wolfcastle, am to make the most unexpected, most original action film of all time, I must be allowed to make the car stunts as I envision them.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|And what are you shooting?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|"Furiously Fast 14".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Ah…right. Unfortunately, the insurance company won't underwrite the stunts you want, and no one is crazy enough to perform them uninsured.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I think you mean no one is awesome enough — save I, BESTIMUS MUCHO. Observe.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|The metal man has turned into a car!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bestimus Mucho Execute Insane Car Jump|60 minutes|[[Springfield Gorge]], [[Pont du Gard]], [[Volcano Lair]], [[Satan's Anvil]], [[Springfield Memorial Bridge]], or a {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Business}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wolfcastle Be Impressed by Car Stunt|60 minutes|[[Springfield Gorge]], [[Pont du Gard]], [[Volcano Lair]], [[Satan's Anvil]], [[Springfield Memorial Bridge]], or a {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Business}}|char=[[Wolfcastle]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Worry About Risk|60 minutes|[[Springfield Gorge]], [[Pont du Gard]], [[Volcano Lair]], [[Satan's Anvil]], [[Springfield Memorial Bridge]], or a {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Business}}|char=[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Ha-hoo-HA! That's how it's done.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, my Lord! Our premiums!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|That was the most spectacular display of gratuitous carmanship in the history of film.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Stick with me, and I shall make you a star!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|That's the plan.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|The investors looked at the dailies, and they're in love. You're a hit, kid!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Thank you. I brought the character to life by making myself vulnerable, especially to rocket attacks.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I wanted to show the audience that behind the catchphrases there is a human being…with very large muscles and many guns.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Not you. You're old news. They love HIM.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, go on! Cinema is a collaborative art.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It all starts with a blank page and a couple of dreamers who say, "Maybe we could make a lot of money if we did what those other guys did but just a little bit different…"}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Yes, well, unfortunately, we've shot all the car stunts, so thank you, the lawyer man will give you a check and an autographed McBain mouse pad on your way out.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Not so fast. The investors want more. I'm sure you've got ideas, right? Actors always have "ideas".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, I…okay, maybe I have one little thing in mind…}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bestimus Mucho Perform an Even More Extreme Stunt|60 minutes|[[Springfield Gorge]], [[Pont du Gard]], [[Volcano Lair]], [[Satan's Anvil]], [[Springfield Memorial Bridge]], or a {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Business}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Imagine Huge Box Office|60 minutes|[[Springfield Gorge]], [[Pont du Gard]], [[Volcano Lair]], [[Satan's Anvil]], [[Springfield Memorial Bridge]], or a {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Business}}|char=[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wolfcastle Be Reluctantly Impressed|60 minutes|[[Springfield Gorge]], [[Pont du Gard]], [[Volcano Lair]], [[Satan's Anvil]], [[Springfield Memorial Bridge]], or a {{TOG|Businesses Visitable|Visitable Business}}|char=[[Wolfcastle]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Amazing! Stupendous!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|What, that little piece of superhuman driving? Pshaw!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You know, I was too hasty before. We need you to be an integral part of the film story.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Well, I don't want to be overly modest, but you're right of course.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Yes. You will be the best friend…who stabs the hero in the back and becomes the villain.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, and — wait, what? No! I'm supposed to be the hero!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|No, he's right. The backstabbing, treacherous ex-friend? Box office gold.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Forget it! I'm out of here.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Pyro Icon|Scared}}<br />
{{TB|Hey…beebe…uh, babe. You are…the only one for me.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Cut! Cut! Get him out of here.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Jeremy! How am I supposed to crossover into film if you can't find me a decent leading man who I have any chemistry with?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Jeremy Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Look, Tabitha. Decent romantic leads don't just pop up out of nowhere. Hey, who parked this car here?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}transforms into robot form{{*}} Did someone call for a romantic lead?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Ooooh, baby! Me likey.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Jeremy Icon|Concerned}}<br />
{{TB|A robot? Really?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|It's the twenty-first century, Jeremy. Try to have an open mind.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|How about a little rehearsal time? Come here and— {{*}}sproing{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Your, um, hood popped open. That's not going to be a problem, is it?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Embarrassed}}<br />
{{TB|No, no, no! Not at all!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bestimus Mucho Have Hood Popping Problems|2 hours|[[One Week Wonder Films]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Film Set]], [[Tabitha Vixx Stage]], [[Gilded Truffle]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Tabitha Vixx Lose Patience With Bestimus|2 hours|[[One Week Wonder Films]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Film Set]], [[Tabitha Vixx Stage]], [[Gilded Truffle]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Tabitha Vixx]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Jeremy Search for a Leading Man|2 hours|[[One Week Wonder Films]], [[Krustylu Studios]], [[Film Set]], [[Tabitha Vixx Stage]], [[Gilded Truffle]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char={{ap|Jeremy|network executive}}}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Embarrassed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}sproing{{*}} Uh, heh heh! Really, I have no idea why that keeps happening.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Tabitha Vixx Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Ugh, just forget it. Jeremy, get him out of here.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Jeremy Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Don't worry about it, pal. We'll just deep fake in somebody else's face.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Fine. I'll see myself out.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Absolutely brilliant! You're perfect for my current project.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Really? Will I be the star? }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|"Star". Haha! Sure, mate.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|What do you need me to do?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Let me get these cameras set up on this street, then you just change into a car and drive through the shot. Easy as pie.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|You got it!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bestimus Mucho Give His All to the Scene|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Declan Desmond Narrate the Shot|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Declan Desmond]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}narrating{{*}} "No city better exemplifies the plight of decaying empire better than Springfield!"}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}narrating{{*}} "A needlessly ostentatious sports car arrogantly drives by a sidewalk full of citizens who can barely afford their rent…"}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Hey, what are you doing?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Narrating my documentary.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Documentary? I thought this was a real movie!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Documentary is the ONLY real form of cinema, I will have you know, sir!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Forget it. I'm out of here.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Declan Desmond Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Whatever. I got my shot.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Bestimus Mucho's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Joking}}<br />
{{TB|Hey-hey-hey, kids! Let's give a big Krusty welcome to Sideshow Car.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|My name is Bestimus Mucho!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Not anymore. My contracts are famously petty and ironclad. Now just stand right there. {{*}}hits Bestimus in face with pie{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I did not sign up for this indignity.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confident}}<br />
{{TB|Actually, you did. Welcome to showbiz, kid!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bestimus Mucho Storm Off Set|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[One Week Wonder Films]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Call His Lawyer|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[One Week Wonder Films]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Enforce Contract|4 hours|[[Krustylu Studios]], [[One Week Wonder Films]], or an {{TOG|Eatery}}|char=[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Titania Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Oooh, Krusty, your new car has so much room here in the back seat. It's amazing!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confident}}<br />
{{TB|Nothing but the best for you, baby.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I can't believe my contract requires me to be this clown's "date-mobile".}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Quiet you!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Titania Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|What was that?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Cautious}}<br />
{{TB|Uh, nothing, honey.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Thoughtful}}<br />
{{TB|Now how about putting on some smooth jazz, car? }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bestimus Mucho Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}shudder{{*}}}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Behind the Laughter ==<br />
The quest name is a reference to the film ''{{W2|The Fast and the Furious|2001 film}}''.<br />
<br />
{{Tapped Out Quests/Rise of the Robots}}<br />
{{DEFAULTSORT:Fast and the Fleeting, The}}</div>Solar Dragon