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:'''[[Marge]]:''' So, how much are lessons?
:'''[[Slava]]:''' I give you something you want... you give me something I want. I'm sorry, did my voice go all evil? It is common with Russian accent.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' You'd better be asking for something PC: pie or cake.
:'''[[Slava]]:''' Here's my offer: my daughter give lessons, you teach me to drive car.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' There might be some nagging involved.
:'''[[Slava]]:''' Deal! Now we toast with vodka.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Uh, Mom? I'm sorry I pretended to be good at piano. And I'm really ashamed that I lied.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Well, I'm glad your side of the deal worked out.
:'''[[Slava]]:''' What are you talking about? Your boy is genius!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' No, he cheated.
:'''[[Slava]]:''' Marge, in Russia, everyone succeeds by cheating. Even Russian dressing is just Thousand Island.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' (gasps)
:'''[[Slava]]:''' But your son is a good boy. He cheated for love, and he cheated for you.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Thank you!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' That is so beautiful. Did you write it?
:'''[[Zhenya]]:''' These are scales. Now, memorize: Every good Boris deserves farm.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Let me try. Every good booger deserves flicking.
:'''[[Zhenya]]:''' Your tongue is nimble, unlike sausage fingers.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Sausage fingers!
:'''[[Zhenya]]:''' Do what I do.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' TV's gotten so lousy.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' TV's not so bad.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Whiskey Business|The Saga of Carl}}
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' So, how much are lessons?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} So, how much are lessons?
-:'''[[Slava]]:''' I give you something you want... you give me something I want. I'm sorry, did my voice go all evil? It is common with [[Russia]]n accent.
+{{qf|[[Slava]]}} I give you something you want... you give me something I want. I'm sorry, did my voice go all evil? It is common with [[Russia]]n accent.
-:'''Marge:''' You'd better be asking for something PC: pie or cake.
+{{qf|Marge}} You'd better be asking for something PC: pie or cake.
-:'''Slava:''' Here's my offer: my daughter give lessons, you teach me to drive car.
+{{qf|Slava}} Here's my offer: my daughter give lessons, you teach me to drive car.
-:'''Marge:''' There might be some nagging involved.
+{{qf|Marge}} There might be some nagging involved.
-:'''Slava:''' Deal! Now we toast with vodka.
+{{qf|Slava}} Deal! Now we toast with vodka.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Uh, Mom? I'm sorry I pretended to be good at piano. And I'm really ashamed that I lied.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uh, Mom? I'm sorry I pretended to be good at piano. And I'm really ashamed that I lied.
 ----
-:'''Marge:''' Well, I'm glad your side of the deal worked out.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, I'm glad your side of the deal worked out.
-:'''Slava:''' What are you talking about? Your boy is genius!
+{{qf|Slava}} What are you talking about? Your boy is genius!
-:'''Marge:''' No, he cheated.
+{{qf|Marge}} No, he cheated.
-:'''Slava:''' Marge, in Russia, everyone succeeds by cheating. Even Russian dressing is just Thousand Island.
+{{qf|Slava}} Marge, in Russia, everyone succeeds by cheating. Even Russian dressing is just Thousand Island.
-:'''Marge:''' (gasps)
+{{qf|Marge}} (gasps)
-:'''Slava:''' But your son is a good boy. He cheated for love, and he cheated for you.
+{{qf|Slava}} But your son is a good boy. He cheated for love, and he cheated for you.
-:'''Marge:''' Thank you!
+{{qf|Marge}} Thank you!
 ----
-:'''Bart:''' That is so beautiful. Did you write it?
+{{qf|Bart}} That is so beautiful. Did you write it?
-:'''[[Zhenya]]:''' These are scales. Now, memorize: Every good Boris deserves farm.
+{{qf|[[Zhenya]]}} These are scales. Now, memorize: Every good Boris deserves farm.
-:'''Bart:''' Let me try. Every good booger deserves flicking.
+{{qf|Bart}} Let me try. Every good booger deserves flicking.
-:'''Zhenya:''' Your tongue is nimble, unlike sausage fingers.
+{{qf|Zhenya}} Your tongue is nimble, unlike sausage fingers.
-:'''Bart:''' Sausage fingers!
+{{qf|Bart}} Sausage fingers!
-:'''Zhenya:''' Do what I do.
+{{qf|Zhenya}} Do what I do.
 ----
-:'''Bart:''' TV's gotten so lousy.
+{{qf|Bart}} TV's gotten so lousy.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?
-:'''Bart:''' TV's not so bad.
+{{qf|Bart}} TV's not so bad.
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