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:'''[[Ned]]''': Hi-di-ly ho-di-ly, Mrs. Simpson! Have you seen my two boys around lately?
:'''[[Marge]]''': I believe they're all still down in the basement, Ned.
:'''[[Ned]]''': The basement?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something...
:'''[[Ned]]''': Hrmmm....
:'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]''': Hiya, pop!
:'''[[Ned]]''': Great merciful heavens!
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:'''[[Ned]]''': And what on Earth are you supposed to be, young lady?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm Madonna.
:'''[[Ned]]''': Who?!?!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're tryign to establish here!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency!
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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon!
:'''[[Marge]]''': But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hans! You call that normal?!?!
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a sympton that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm suprised to see it's still around...
:'''[[Marge]]''': My goodness! Is it contagious?
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... my receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Hmmm.... maybe I should get a second opinion...
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Thank goodness you're here, reverend!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, and not a moment too soon! I can't hear the TV!
:'''[[Rev. Lovejoy]]''': Well, I might as well get right down to business.
:'''[[Bart]]''': If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire?
:'''[[Homer]]''': And the big game starts in one hour, so try to makie it snappy!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Reverend, how can I ever thank you enoguh for bringing my little girl back?
:'''[[Rev. Lovejoy]]''': No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?!
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-:'''[[Ned]]''': Hi-di-ly ho-di-ly, Mrs. Simpson! Have you seen my two boys around lately?
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-di-ly ho-di-ly, Mrs. Simpson! Have you seen my two boys around lately?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I believe they're all still down in the basement, Ned.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I believe they're all still down in the basement, Ned.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': The basement?
+{{qf|Ned}} The basement?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something...
+{{qf|Marge}} Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something...
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Hrmmm...
+{{qf|Ned}} Hrmmm...
-:'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]''': Hiya, pop!
+{{qf|[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]}} Hiya, pop!
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Great merciful heavens!
+{{qf|Ned}} Great merciful heavens!
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-:'''[[Ned]]''': And what on Earth are you supposed to be, young lady?
+{{qf|Ned}} And what on Earth are you supposed to be, young lady?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm Madonna.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I'm [[Madonna]].
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Who?!?!
+{{qf|Ned}} Who?!?!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're trying to establish here!
+{{qf|Bart}} Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're trying to establish here!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency!
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-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon!
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?!
+{{qf|Marge}} But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?!
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a symptom that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm surprised to see it's still around...
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a symptom that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm surprised to see it's still around...
-:'''[[Marge]]''': My goodness! Is it contagious?
+{{qf|Marge}} My goodness! Is it contagious?
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... My receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... My receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Hmmm... maybe I should get a second opinion...
+{{qf|Marge}} Hmmm... maybe I should get a second opinion...
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Thank goodness you're here, reverend!
+{{qf|Marge}} Thank goodness you're here, reverend!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, and not a moment too soon! I can't hear the TV!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Yeah, and not a moment too soon! I can't hear the TV!
-:'''[[Rev. Lovejoy]]''': Well, I might as well get right down to business.
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Well, I might as well get right down to business.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': And the big game starts in one hour, so try to make it snappy!
+{{qf|Homer}} And the big game starts in one hour, so try to make it snappy!
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-:'''[[Marge]]''': Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back?
+{{qf|Marge}} Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back?
-:'''[[Rev. Lovejoy]]''': No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work!
+{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?!
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