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What are you doing?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''[[Bart]]'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''[[Bart]]<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Nelson<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Nelson<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Bart<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Bart<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''[[Ralph]]'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>I are too many dog treats.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''[[Ralph]]<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' I are too many dog treats.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''[[Milhouse]]'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>And I lost my glasses.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''[[Milhouse]]<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' And I lost my glasses.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''[[Homer]]'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Hey, sweetie!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''[[Homer]]<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Hey, sweetie!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Lisa<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Dad! What happened to ou?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Lisa<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Dad! What happened to ou?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Homer<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Homer<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Lisa<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>We need to find something to do with fast food!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Lisa<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' We need to find something to do with fast food!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Homer<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>I sense fries and gravy! This way!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Homer<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' I sense fries and gravy! This way!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Nelson<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>I didn't know your old man could move that fast!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Nelson<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' I didn't know your old man could move that fast!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Lisa<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Only when trans fats are involved!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Lisa<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Only when trans fats are involved!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Lisa<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Professor Frink?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Lisa<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</ins>Professor Frink<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</ins>?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Professor Frink<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Professor Frink<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Nelson<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Nelson<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Lisa<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Are you behind all this?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Lisa<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Are you behind all this?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Professor Frink<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Sadly, yes. 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Why?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Nelson<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Huh? Why?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Professor Frink<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Professor Frink<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Lisa<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>I like this so far!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Lisa<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' I like this so far!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Professor Frink<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! 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Amuck, I tell you!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Nelson<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>I knew it! Space aliens!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Nelson<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' I knew it! 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Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[</del>Lisa<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'''<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">: </del>Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. &quot;Alien conspiracy revealed&quot; is trending right under pictures of Justin Bieber's new haircut!</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>:'''Lisa<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">:</ins>''' Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. &quot;Alien conspiracy revealed&quot; is trending right under pictures of <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{Ch|</ins>Justin Bieber<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">}}</ins>'s new haircut!</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&#160;</td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>&#160;</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2">&#160;</td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">{{DEFAULTSORT:Ex Files/Quotes, The}}</ins></div></td></tr> </table> Solar Dragon https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=The_Ex-Files/Quotes&diff=762531&oldid=prev AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Lisa''': Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket! :'''Nelson''': I saw something horrible in the school cafeteri..." 2016-11-30T20:01:46Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|gags=no}} :&#039;&#039;&#039;<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>&#039;&#039;&#039;: Whoa! No running in the hallway while I&#039;m wearing my hall monitor jacket! :&#039;&#039;&#039;<a href="/wiki/Nelson" class="mw-redirect" title="Nelson">Nelson</a>&#039;&#039;&#039;: I saw something horrible in the school cafeteri...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|gags=no}}<br /> <br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket!<br /> :'''[[Nelson]]''': I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria!<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try?<br /> :'''[[Nelson]]''': No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris!<br /> ----<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart? What are you doing?<br /> :'''[[Bart]]''': We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?<br /> :'''[[Nelson]]''': Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.<br /> :'''[[Bart]]''': Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!<br /> :'''[[Ralph]]''': I are too many dog treats.<br /> :'''[[Milhouse]]''': And I lost my glasses.<br /> ----<br /> :'''[[Homer]]''': Hey, sweetie!<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad! What happened to ou?<br /> :'''[[Homer]]''': The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': We need to find something to do with fast food!<br /> :'''[[Homer]]''': I sense fries and gravy! This way!<br /> :'''[[Nelson]]''': I didn't know your old man could move that fast!<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': Only when trans fats are involved!<br /> ----<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': Professor Frink?<br /> :'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!<br /> :'''[[Nelson]]''': Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': Are you behind all this?<br /> :'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches!<br /> :'''[[Nelson]]''': Huh? Why?<br /> :'''[[Professor Frink]]''': To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': I like this so far!<br /> :'''[[Professor Frink]]''': But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you!<br /> ----<br /> :'''[[Nelson]]''': I knew it! Space aliens!<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': We caught you!<br /> :'''[[Kang]]/[[Kodos]]''': Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!<br /> :'''[[Lisa]]''': Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. &quot;Alien conspiracy revealed&quot; is trending right under pictures of Justin Bieber's new haircut!</div> AleWi