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:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Mr. Duffman! We invited you to talk career day to talk about your job. Please stop soaking the children in berr!
:'''[[Duffman]]''': Duffman is sorry. He just gets carried away with his love of partying!
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Children, do you have any question for Mr. Duffman?
:'''[[Ralph]]''': What superpowers do you have?
:'''[[Duffman]]''': The power to drink all night and promote responsible alcohol use all day! Oh yeah!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Can you beat-up Spiderman?
:'''[[Duffman]]''': Uh... yeah, sure.
:'''[[Ralph]]''': Can you get Spider-Man out pof my nose?
:'''[[Duffman]]''': Er.... no.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I have a question! Was being a beer spokes-mascot what you always wanted to do with your life?
:'''[[Duffman]]''': [SIGH!] No! Duffman had a dream once, but life... life is filed with compromises! Oh yeah!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What did you want to be?
:'''[[Duffman]]''': You'll laugh!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, we won't.
:'''[[Duffman]]''': A shepherd.
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:'''[[Surly Duff]]''': Hey, what about me? Old Surly's been busin' his hump at Duff Garderns for years! If anyone should get that gig it's me!
:'''[[Howard K. Duff VIII]]''': Why are you wearing that outfit on your day off?
:'''[[Surly]]''': Surly even refers to himself in the third-person, just like Duffman! What's it to you jerk-face? You want a piece of Surly?
:'''[[Lindsey Naegle]]''': You see, Surly, this is hy we keep turning down your application. We need someone with an "in your face attitude", not a "fist in your face attitude."
:'''[[Surly]]''': You ain't heard that last of surly!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': With all his recent good work, truly Homer Simpson's Duffman is Springfield greatest good samaritan.
:'''[[Ned]]''': Homer? The town's greatest good samaritan? I suppose I have been slacking in my donations to the poor and needy lately. But what to give? What to give?
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Eureka! Mom! Mom!
:'''[[Marge]]''': What is it, Lisa?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I've been training bees as part of a school science project, and I can mek them do tricks! Let me tell you how I did it!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Sorry, sweetie, I have to hem your father's outfit, And I just don't have time for your bee story.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Did you say "b" story?
:'''[[Marge]]''': No, Lisa's bee story.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, because in a movie or TV show a "b story" is the less important, secondary plotline. Like say, Lisa training bees.
:'''[[Marge]]''': Which we just don't have time for right now.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': [SIGH!] They never have time for my b stories.
:'''[[Marge]]''': You mean your bee stories, Lisa!
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:'''[[Marge]]''': You're going out agin? But that's every night this week!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Sorry, Marge, but the local frat guys having a poolside kegger, and I've got to judge the belly-flop contest! Look, you knew I was Duffman when you married me!
:'''[[Marge]]''': You weren't Duffman when I married you. You were just plain Homer, and I miss spending time with him!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, I... I...
:'''[[Marge]]''': Yes?
:'''[[Homer]]''': I have to go.
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-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Mr. Duffman! We invited you to talk career day to talk about your job. Please stop soaking the children in berr!
+{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Mr. Duffman! We invited you to talk career day to talk about your job. Please stop soaking the children in berr!
-:'''[[Duffman]]''': Duffman is sorry. He just gets carried away with his love of partying!
+{{qf|[[Duffman]]}} Duffman is sorry. He just gets carried away with his love of partying!
-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Children, do you have any question for Mr. Duffman?
+{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Children, do you have any question for Mr. Duffman?
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': What superpowers do you have?
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} What superpowers do you have?
-:'''[[Duffman]]''': The power to drink all night and promote responsible alcohol use all day! Oh yeah!
+{{qf|Duffman}} The power to drink all night and promote responsible alcohol use all day! Oh yeah!
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': Can you beat-up Spiderman?
+{{qf|Ralph}} Can you beat-up Spiderman?
-:'''[[Duffman]]''': Uh... yeah, sure.
+{{qf|Duffman}} Uh... yeah, sure.
-:'''[[Ralph]]''': Can you get Spider-Man out pof my nose?
+{{qf|Ralph}} Can you get Spider-Man out pof my nose?
-:'''[[Duffman]]''': Er.... no.
+{{qf|Duffman}} Er.... no.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I have a question! Was being a beer spokes-mascot what you always wanted to do with your life?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I have a question! Was being a beer spokes-mascot what you always wanted to do with your life?
-:'''[[Duffman]]''': [SIGH!] No! Duffman had a dream once, but life... life is filed with compromises! Oh yeah!
+{{qf|Duffman}} ''[SIGH!]'' No! Duffman had a dream once, but life... life is filed with compromises! Oh yeah!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What did you want to be?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What did you want to be?
-:'''[[Duffman]]''': You'll laugh!
+{{qf|Duffman}} You'll laugh!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, we won't.
+{{qf|Lisa}} No, we won't.
-:'''[[Duffman]]''': A shepherd.
+{{qf|Duffman}} A shepherd.
 ----
-:'''[[Surly Duff]]''': Hey, what about me? Old Surly's been busin' his hump at Duff Garderns for years! If anyone should get that gig it's me!
+{{qf|[[Surly Duff]]}} Hey, what about me? Old Surly's been busin' his hump at Duff Garderns for years! If anyone should get that gig it's me!
-:'''[[Howard K. Duff VIII]]''': Why are you wearing that outfit on your day off?
+{{qf|[[Howard K. Duff VIII]]}} Why are you wearing that outfit on your day off?
-:'''[[Surly]]''': Surly even refers to himself in the third-person, just like Duffman! What's it to you jerk-face? You want a piece of Surly?
+{{qf|Surly}} Surly even refers to himself in the third-person, just like Duffman! What's it to you jerk-face? You want a piece of Surly?
-:'''[[Lindsey Naegle]]''': You see, Surly, this is hy we keep turning down your application. We need someone with an "in your face attitude", not a "fist in your face attitude."
+{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} You see, Surly, this is hy we keep turning down your application. We need someone with an "in your face attitude", not a "fist in your face attitude."
-:'''[[Surly]]''': You ain't heard that last of surly!
+{{qf|Surly}} You ain't heard that last of surly!
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]''': With all his recent good work, truly Homer Simpson's Duffman is Springfield greatest good samaritan.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} With all his recent good work, truly Homer Simpson's Duffman is Springfield greatest good samaritan.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Homer? The town's greatest good samaritan? I suppose I have been slacking in my donations to the poor and needy lately. But what to give? What to give?
+{{qf|[[Ned]]}} Homer? The town's greatest good samaritan? I suppose I have been slacking in my donations to the poor and needy lately. But what to give? What to give?
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Eureka! Mom! Mom!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Eureka! Mom! Mom!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': What is it, Lisa?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} What is it, Lisa?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I've been training bees as part of a school science project, and I can mek them do tricks! Let me tell you how I did it!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I've been training bees as part of a school science project, and I can mek them do tricks! Let me tell you how I did it!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Sorry, sweetie, I have to hem your father's outfit, And I just don't have time for your bee story.
+{{qf|Marge}} Sorry, sweetie, I have to hem your father's outfit, And I just don't have time for your bee story.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Did you say "b" story?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Did you say "b" story?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': No, Lisa's bee story.
+{{qf|Marge}} No, Lisa's bee story.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, because in a movie or TV show a "b story" is the less important, secondary plotline. Like say, Lisa training bees.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, because in a movie or TV show a "b story" is the less important, secondary plotline. Like say, Lisa training bees.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Which we just don't have time for right now.
+{{qf|Marge}} Which we just don't have time for right now.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': [SIGH!] They never have time for my b stories.
+{{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH!] They never have time for my b stories.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You mean your bee stories, Lisa!
+{{qf|Marge}} You mean your bee stories, Lisa!
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You're going out agin? But that's every night this week!
+{{qf|Marge}} You're going out agin? But that's every night this week!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Sorry, Marge, but the local frat guys having a poolside kegger, and I've got to judge the belly-flop contest! Look, you knew I was Duffman when you married me!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Sorry, Marge, but the local frat guys having a poolside kegger, and I've got to judge the belly-flop contest! Look, you knew I was Duffman when you married me!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You weren't Duffman when I married you. You were just plain Homer, and I miss spending time with him!
+{{qf|Marge}} You weren't Duffman when I married you. You were just plain Homer, and I miss spending time with him!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Marge, I... I...
+{{qf|Homer}} Marge, I... I...
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Yes?
+{{qf|Marge}} Yes?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I have to go.
+{{qf|Homer}} I have to go.
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