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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Homer:''' Why's your Internet connection so huge? :'''Smithers:''' That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! Mr. Burns bought it for a to..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Homer:''' Why's your Internet connection so huge? :'''Smithers:''' That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! Mr. Burns bought it for a to..."

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{{TabQ}}

:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why's your Internet connection so huge?
:'''[[Smithers]]:''' That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! [[Mr. Burns]] bought it for a tousand dollars from a drunk [[Al Gore]] in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My [[Malibu Stacy]] fan page and blog are on there.
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:'''[[Sea Captain]]:''' No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when i pull out my sextant!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' No! I was just about to finish my thiry-page newsgroup post about why [[Batman]] is better than [[Spider-Man]]!
:'''[[Gil]]:''' Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All i need was three more aces!
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Aw no! I was halway through learning how to use dieat soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new [[Candy Sulpher]] saxophone album.
:'''[[Patty]]:''' No! Our streaming [[MacGyver]] video.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Hello?
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' Are you the Internet now?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I guess so.
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' We have to research a history assignment. What are we supposed to do now?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Have you tried the library?
:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' The what?
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What's up?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We noticed [[Grampa]] never stays on the same topic for more than a sentance or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't life it distract you from real life.

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 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Aw no! I was halfway through learning how to use diet soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new Candy Sulpher saxophone album.
-{{qf|[[Patty]]}} No! Our streaming [[MacGyver]] video.
+{{qf|[[Patty]]}} No! Our streaming ''{{ap|MacGyver|TV series}}'' video.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Hello?

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+{{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Why's your Internet connection so huge?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why's your Internet connection so huge?
-:'''[[Smithers]]:''' That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! [[Mr. Burns]] bought it for a tousand dollars from a drunk [[Al Gore]] in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My [[Malibu Stacy]] fan page and blog are on there.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} That's not a connection, that's the actual Internet! [[Mr. Burns]] bought it for a thousand dollars from a drunk [[Al Gore]] in the seventies. Mr. Burns never really understood how it works. He wanted to shut it down, bu I begged him not to. My [[Malibu Stacy]] fan page and blog are on there.
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-:'''[[Sea Captain]]:''' No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when I pull out my sextant!
+{{qf|[[Sea Captain]]}} No! I need me map of the sea! The crew all giggle when I pull out my sextant!
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' No! I was just about to finish my thirty-page newsgroup post about why [[Batman]] is better than [[Spider-Man]]!
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} No! I was just about to finish my thirty-page newsgroup post about why [[Batman]] is better than [[Spider-Man]]!
-:'''[[Gil]]:''' Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All I need was three more aces!
+{{qf|[[Gil]]}} Aw no! Ol' Gil was seconds away from winning that poker game! All I need was three more aces!
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' Aw no! I was halfway through learning how to use diet soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} Aw no! I was halfway through learning how to use diet soda and mints to ruin a wedding!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new [[Candy Sulpher]] saxophone album.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Oh no! I was halfway through my legal download of the new Candy Sulpher saxophone album.
-:'''[[Patty]]:''' No! Our streaming [[MacGyver]] video.
+{{qf|[[Patty]]}} No! Our streaming [[MacGyver]] video.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Hello?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hello?
-:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' Are you the Internet now?
+{{qf|[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]}} Are you the Internet now?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I guess so.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I guess so.
-:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' We have to research a history assignment. What are we supposed to do now?
+{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} We have to research a history assignment. What are we supposed to do now?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Have you tried the library?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Have you tried the library?
-:'''[[Sherri]]/[[Terri]]:''' The what?
+{{qf|Sherri/Terri}} The what?
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What's up?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} What's up?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We noticed [[Grampa]] never stays on the same topic for more than a sentence or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.
+{{qf|Lisa}} We noticed [[Grampa]] never stays on the same topic for more than a sentence or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't let it distract you from real life.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't let it distract you from real life.
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 :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' What's up?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We noticed [[Grampa]] never stays on the same topic for more than a sentance or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' We noticed [[Grampa]] never stays on the same topic for more than a sentence or two. So he's taking the place of social networking sites.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But  you can't life it distract you from real life.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Don't you see? The Internet is fine in small doses. But you can't let it distract you from real life.
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