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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Diner at the Edge of Somewhere
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Cora Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Snow Place Like the Woods}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{ap|Cora|waitress}}
|optional =
|internal = TheDinerAtTheEdgeOfSomewhere
|id = 275026 - 275029
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Diner at the Edge of Somewhere''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Snow Place Like the Woods}} content update. It requires {{ap|Cora|waitress}} to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Good morning, Cora!}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon}}
{{TB|Morning, Chief.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Lou and Eddie||90}}
{{TB|Hey, Cora.}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon}}
{{TB|The usual? Donuts and coffee?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Lou and Eddie||90}}
{{TB|Please.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yeah, and I'll have my usual.}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon}}
{{TB|Lumberjack breakfast with the Leaning Tower of Pancakes.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Perfect.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|I love the calm here before the storm of police work.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Abrupt}}
{{TB|Hey, wait. I recognize you two from various crimes and interrogations.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|Guilty as charged, Chief Wiggum. But we've reformed.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Good to hear. I'll miss you in lineups though…brought a certain pizazz to the whole affair.}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Thank you, Chief Wiggum.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cora Get the Police Order|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Wait for His Food|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Eddie Watch the Diner Suspiciously|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|char=[[Eddie]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lou Hope Nothing Happens|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|char=[[Lou]]}} {{Task/Optional2|Make {{TOCG|Criminal}}s Stay Perfectly Calm in the Diner|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|char={{TOCG|Criminal}}s|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon}}
{{TB|All right. Here you go. Enjoy.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|See ya at the next break, Cora. Come on, boys. {{*}}exits the diner{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|Not yet…}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
{{TB|They're in the car, aaaaand…}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
{{TB|They're gone. {{*}}grabs a chair and hucks it across the diner{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bootsie Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You wanna go, eh? You wanna go?}}
{{Tapped Out Meathook Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No one says that to me and gets away with it! Also, that chair you threw hurt my feelings!}}
{{Tapped Out Mumbles Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Is this a fight, yeah?}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|It's a fight.}}
{{Tapped Out Sludge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Maybe it's not a fight. Don't tell them what to do!}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Don't tell me what to tell them!}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}angrily tapping a pen on the side of her order pad{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay, you see the sign?}}
{{Tapped Out Mumbles Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yes, Cora.}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|And what does it say, eh?}}
{{Tapped Out Sludge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|"Fights Only Allowed in the Rear Lot". Management keeps lost teeth.}}
{{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We'll take this outside.}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Thank you.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cora Maintain Order in Her Diner|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon}}
{{TB|Phew. Finally a time to relax after all my regulars have already had their breakfast and tried to kill each other.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Cletus! You didn't tell me you wuz takin' me to a fancy place with a roof, and glass windows and them butt holders!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|"Chairs", Brandine. They calls them chairs. You deserve the best, so I figgered I'd take you out to a fancy meal!}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Cletus.}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Welcome to Cora's Diner, my fine lady and gentleman. You may have the booth we reserve for the King of England. He isn't here today.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Gosh!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Enthused}}
{{TB|Whoa! Now I'm glad I wore my drawers!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Cletus Be Amazed at High-Falutin' Service|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|char=[[Cletus]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Brandine Be Amazed at High-Falutin' Service|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|char=[[Brandine]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Cora Ensure Brandine and Cletus Feel Special|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Here you are. An order of blackened strip steak with a side of hash browns for the gentleman, and a cheese-covered hash for the lady. And to set the mood, a candle for your table.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Whisper}}
{{TB|Are we supposed to cook our food with it?}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon}}
{{TB|It's to increase the fanciness.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Smiling}}
{{TB|It surely does. Thanks, ma'am!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}entering the diner{{*}} …so then I held him upside down and shook, and money just kept falling out!}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|And he cried like a baby, too!}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}
{{TB|Typical Wiggum!}}
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Cora! We're just gonna sit at the bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You.}}
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Oh! Hey Brandine. Must be nice to share a wedding anniversary with family. Is it? Is it nice?}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I know what you is intimatin' but you ain't intimidatin' me. {{*}}stands up{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Pumpkin! Hol' up, we can't—}}
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Shauna! Not in Cora's!}}
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Let me at you, you mud-sloppin' trollop! {{*}}throws a chair{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, I got to total my receipts. You all sort this out but, just so you know, there's a ten dollar chair-throwing fee.}}
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ten? Shauna, cool it!}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Brandine, I ain't got but two dollars in my wallet, and my wallet's a frog, and he done hopped away!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cora Continue Working Like Nothing's Happening|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make Brandine Throw Chairs at Shauna|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|char=[[Brandine]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Shauna Slam Brandine Into the Counter|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|char=[[Shauna]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Cletus Try to Calm Down Brandine|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|char=[[Cletus]]}} {{Task/Optional2|Make {{TOCG|Bullies}} Try to Drag Shauna Out|4 hours|[[Cora's Diner]]|3|char={{TOCG|Bullies}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Shauna Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|This isn't the end of this! {{*}}gets dragged out{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Thank you, boys.}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon}}
{{TB|I'm so sorry about that, sir. Please, allow me to cover your meal this evening.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|No, ma'am. I'ma have to insist you let me pay fer all this.}}
{{Tapped Out Brandine Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I coulda taken her.}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon}}
{{TB|If you want to find out, don't do it in here.}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}points at the sign{{*}} Take it out back.}}
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Yes'm.}}
{{Tapped Out Cora Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank you for coming! Bless you for leaving!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the second book of ''{{W|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy}}'' series, ''{{W|The Restaurant at the End of the Universe}}'', by [[Douglas Adams]].

{{Tapped Out Quests/Snow Place Like the Woods}}
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 {{TB|Guilty as charged, Chief Wiggum. But we've reformed.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|Good to hear. I'll miss you in lineups though…brought a certain pizazz to the whole affair.}}
+{{TB|Good to hear. I'll miss you in lineups though...brought a certain pizazz to the whole affair.}}
 {{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
 {{TB|Thank you, Chief Wiggum.}}
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 {{TB|See ya at the next break, Cora. Come on, boys. {{*}}exits the diner{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
-{{TB|Not yet…}}
+{{TB|Not yet...}}
 {{Tapped Out Ramrod Icon}}
-{{TB|They're in the car, aaaaand…}}
+{{TB|They're in the car, aaaaand...}}
 {{Tapped Out Meathook Icon}}
 {{TB|They're gone. {{*}}grabs a chair and hucks it across the diner{{*}}}}
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 {{THT|After tapping on Cora's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Kearney Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}entering the diner{{*}} …so then I held him upside down and shook, and money just kept falling out!}}
+{{TB|{{*}}entering the diner{{*}} ...so then I held him upside down and shook, and money just kept falling out!}}
 {{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon|Smug}}
 {{TB|And he cried like a baby, too!}}

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 |requirements =
 |characters = {{ap|Cora|waitress}}
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Wiggum]], [[Eddie]], [[Lou]], {{TOCG|Criminal}}s, [[Cletus]], [[Brandine]], [[Shauna]], {{TOCG|Bullies}}
 |internal = TheDinerAtTheEdgeOfSomewhere
 |id = 275026 - 275029

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