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:'''[[Edna]]:''' Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': This isn't going to work, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated "R"!
:'''[[Homer]]''': We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Aw, man...
:'''[[Homer]]''': So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?
:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Aw, man...
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Like you've actually read "Great Exaggerations."
:'''[[Lisa]]''': As a matter of fact, I have.
:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll bet you haven't.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I have!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Get real.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I read it!
:'''[[Bart]]''': In your dreams.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'll prove it to you!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': So, did you get the report finished?
:'''[[Bart]]''': In the bag, Milhouse, my man.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Is that like ritalin?
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-:'''[[Edna]]:''' Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Bart Simpson... the time has finally come... ...to throw the book at you.
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-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Something special next, kidlets. It's not often we take requests on this show but on e little tyke called to tell me that he's only got one week to live. And the one thing that would send him into the afterlife with a mile on his face would be his favorite caroon. What's a clown to do? This one's for you, Bart Simpson.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': This isn't going to work, Bart.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} This isn't going to work, Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Watch and learn, Lisa. Watch and learn.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated "R"!
+{{qf|Bart}} Dad, you gotta help me! The movie I need for school is rated R!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} We've had the discussion before, youn man. We're not having that filth in our house.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Aw, man...
+{{qf|Bart}} Aw, man...
-:'''[[Homer]]''': So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?
+{{qf|Homer}} So, the movie the kid wants is for adults, eh? Any nudity?
-:'''[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]''': Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.
+{{qf|[[Squeaky-voiced teen]]}} Yeah. Gwyneth Platrow.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Aw, man...
+{{qf|Homer}} Aw, man...
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Like you've actually read "Great Exaggerations."
+{{qf|Bart}} Like you've actually read Great Exaggerations.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': As a matter of fact, I have.
+{{qf|Lisa}} As a matter of fact, I have.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I'll bet you haven't.
+{{qf|Bart}} I'll bet you haven't.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I have!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I have!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Get real.
+{{qf|Bart}} Get real.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I read it!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I read it!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': In your dreams.
+{{qf|Bart}} In your dreams.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'll prove it to you!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I'll prove it to you!
 ----
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': So, did you get the report finished?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} So, did you get the report finished?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': In the bag, Milhouse, my man.
+{{qf|Bart}} In the bag, Milhouse, my man.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} How'd you do it? Did you go on the Iternet?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.
+{{qf|Bart}} Nothing so primitive. I used subterfuge.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Is that like ritalin?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Is that like ritalin?
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