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Solar Dragon: /* Pt. 10 */

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‎Pt. 10

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Devil Wears Blue
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Level 38}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]], [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], [[Apu]], [[Krusty]], [[Moe]], [[Mr. Burns]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Devil Wears Blue''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 38}} content update. It requires the [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]] to be unlocked.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|Mmm…Grey!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|THEN DON’T!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze|30 minutes|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|Owww! My brain feels like it’s frozen.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's just brain-freeze, dad.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That doesn’t sound right.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about a local business, ripe for a lawsuit?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Were you just hiding in the bushes?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I’m taking them to court!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Dad, let’s go. Remember your New Year’s resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|I’m not proposing anything illegal. Just your father faking an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people’s hard-earned cash.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|That is totally illegal! Dad, he’s just trying to profit from your stupidity.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, I believe I’m legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|See, Lisa, he’s what’s known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job2|Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer|12 hours|[[Homer]]|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|That's right, 30%!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|…minus my expenses, my hourly rate, my retainer, and my teenage daughter’s retainer.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I happily accept your less-than-generous offer!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|As legal council, I recommend you head to your nearest unsanitary dining establishment .}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Krusty Burger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|French fries?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|No, cockroaches.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 7 and Build a Krusty Burger}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger|30 minutes|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nauseous}}
{{TB|A moment on the lips, a lifetime… struggling with life-threatening digestive problems.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I guess I’m going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What?! I heard that!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|You can’t sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Blast. Foiled by foil!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|People usually regret saying that to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
{{TB|WOO HOO!!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|…and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and bang your head on the ground.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|D'oh!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel|3 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|D'oh}}
{{TB|{{*}}thump* D'OH!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|What’s-a-matter Homer? You didn’t see one of those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Nauseous}}
{{TB|No… I'm… fine… *gasp* I mean I just… choked on one of your pretzels.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don’t have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it doesn’t pickle, I don’t serve it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|If I may interject, my client appears to have choked on a food product served in your establishment.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I see how it is. The ol’ slip n’ fall. The dip n’ trip. The choke n’ sue.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Well, I’m assembling my legal counsel right now – two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|This won’t be the last you see of us!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I’ll probably come back tomorrow.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|All I need is your John Hancock and I’ll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Your autograph.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Just write your name.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Can I sign with an X?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses|24 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I cannot believe that Mr. Simpson is suing me! After I kindly allowed him to eat the hot dogs I dropped on the floor. At full price.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yeah, me too! He was only one burger away from joining the Krusty Burger VIP Club. You get to eat the same burger behind a velvet rope.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|I’m sure Homer would listen to us, if we came as friends rather than foes.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I ain’t Homer’s friend. Not anymore! I’m sanding his butt groove out of his favorite stool.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That’s the spirit – we don’t need him. There are plenty of fat slobs in this town. Homer’s banned from Krusty Burgers nationwide INCLUDING GUAM.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Without grease or alcohol, Homer won’t last a day.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Attend Negotiations|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Attend Negotiations|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Attend Negotiations|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Attend Negotiations|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hi, friends. Isn’t it nice, all of us hanging out outside of work?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Can it, Homer. I’ve already replaced you with a shaved bear and he makes way less of mess in the bathroom.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|My client will not be intimidated by your verbal abuse. Although he will sue you for intimidation.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Mr. Simpson, surely we can settle this like we do in [[India]] - accept your fate, live with your head down and be rewarded in the afterlife.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Why are you listening to this guy, Homer. We’ve got your best interests at heart – booze and fried food, day in and day out.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|He told me I could get rich by doing basically nothing! You know how my two dreams in life are to be rich and lazy.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Leave being rich for the rich. A schlub like you would probably fill his swimming pool with water.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|I’m afraid this meeting is over, and I need to itemize Mr. Simpson’s bill. Three angry men - $10,000. Table - $3,000. Oxygen we are breathing - $500.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You guys are still coming to my BBQ, right? Slam the door in my face if you are.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Door slam - $1,000.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That’s it! If Homer’s gonna play hardball, then I’m going to have to brush up on my sports analogies.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|We need to get Homer alone. We can fool… I mean reason with Homer when he’s by himself.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Exactly. Deep down, underneath layer after layer after layer after layer of fat, he’s a good man.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I know, let's invite Homer to the Gulp 'N' Blow for a meal…}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, maybe if we butter him up a little, we can convince him to drop the lawsuits. It usually works with my secretaries.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Negotiate in Secret|6 hours|the [[Gulp 'N' Blow]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Apu Negotiate in Secret|6 hours|the [[Gulp 'N' Blow]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Negotiate in Secret|6 hours|the [[Gulp 'N' Blow]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Moe Negotiate in Secret|6 hours|the [[Gulp 'N' Blow]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|I don’t want to *hic* sue you guys. But that lawyer, with all his technical terms like stapler and *hic* three-hole punch…}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Oh lawyers – one minute they’re your best friend. The next, they’re suing you for accidentally chopping off their hand.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You’ve got to do what millions of Americans do everyday. You’ve got to get drunk and hope this all magically disappears.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Yeah! I’m going to forget this lawsuit like I did my regular suit, when I left it at the cleaners.}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|I am so relieved I can hardly believe it! I thought I would have to mark up all the prices in Kwik-E-Mart to pay for this law suit!}}
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, what the heck, since I am feeling so cheerful I will mark them up anyway!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Avoid the Lawyer|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on the Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|While I was hiding in the bushes, I overheard those business owners convince Homer to blow me off.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|I ought to sue him for everything he’s worth…}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|…which apparently is negative $10,000.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Look Unimpressed|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{TH|After tapping on the Mr. Burns's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You there! Blue-haired man crouched behind that shrub! Your dead eyes and bitter sneer suggest you are a lawyer?}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Not to mention my humorless bench ads!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ooh… I like your nasal accent.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|How’s your conscience? I need an employee that will cater to my every whim, no matter how sick or twisted they may be.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|But Mr. Burns, what about me?!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You should have thought about this before you told me I couldn’t open my plane window because it would “kill us all.”}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Personally I’d sue the airline and the plane manufacturer for the lack of personal window options on every plane.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent. You're hired.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job2|Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride|16 hours|the [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Premium Level 21-40}}
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Homer Sidebar.png|x100px]][[File:Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br>[[File:Tapped Out Mr. Burns Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 38}}
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 |optional =
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 {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
 {{TB|All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole.}}
-{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|WooHoo}}
+{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Woo Hoo}}
 {{TB|WOO HOO!!}}
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 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job2|Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer|12 hours|[[Homer]]|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer|12 hours|[[Homer]]|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for?}}
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 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
 {{TB|Excellent. You're hired.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job2|Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride|16 hours|the [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/JobDual|Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride|16 hours|the [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}