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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Customer is Always Trite
|image =
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Bart Royale}}
|requirements = [[Moe's Express]]
|characters = [[Moe]], {{TOCG|Moe's Regulars}}, [[Sam]], [[Larry]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Customer is Always Trite''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Bart Royale}} content update. It requires [[Moe's Express]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Moe's Express is open for business!}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, this is great, Moe. Us boozehounds were getting elbow to elbow in your regular bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks, Moe. This gives us the chance to pull ourselves off the floor and get drunk in public again!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Whoa, wait up. I didn't rebuild this thing just for you losers!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I'm shootin' for a whole new clientele. Classy people with money. People on the go not people who just need a place to “go".}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Serve Express Drinks|4 hours|[[Moe's Express]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Moe's Regulars}} Drink at Moe's|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I'm sure Moe won't mind if we just pour for ourselves.}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, it's what he would want.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, I just found our bar tabs!}}
{{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
{{TB|Whoops, I accidentally tore them up, lit them on fire, and washed the ashes down the drain…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That still might not be good enough to dupe Moe.}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Where the heck was everyone? Not a single customer.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|So, now that Moe's busy with his new bar, what are we going to do?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Beside drink until the taps run dry, you mean?}}
{{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Larry, with all this free time we could finally work on my, uh, business plan!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|My plan is to drink Moe's beer. And I mean business!}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|I try not to mix business with pleasure. But I do mix business with beer. It works for me!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Get Frustrated Serving Express Drinks|8 hours|[[Moe's Express]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Sam Pitch Ideas to Larry|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
{{TB|… so then we pocket some of the cash and use the rest to pay back the previous investors.}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, that's genius. I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before!}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Guess my brain is just that much bigger. Wait ‘til I tell everyone about it.}}
{{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Why is no one coming to this super convenient express bar!?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, I'm back, ya bums…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What've you done to my bar?!}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, Moe, would you like to invest in our business?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|How about I invest in kicking your ass out of here!}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Interesting counter offer. Let me run it past my business partners.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Kick Out His Regulars|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Good job, Larry! Now where are we going to drink?!}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yeah, and don't think we've forgotten your part in all this, Sam!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, Sam, we need to come up with a new plan.}}
{{Tapped Out Sam Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Scheming is always best over a stiff drink!}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Good plan - to Moe's!}}
{{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh, right. Okay, well Plan B then.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Larry Drink at the Brown House With Sam|12 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|After starting the job|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Why don't we just drink here all the time?}}
{{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
{{TB|Good point. The prices are better, beer isn't watered down and there's no ugly guy glaring at us over the bar.}}
{{THT|After finishing the task|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|It's been nice havin' time without them bums around so I could spruce the ol' place up.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I even cleaned the roaches out of the cash register by handin' em out as change.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Sam's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
{{TB|Look, why don't we just go drink at Moe's new place?}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Moe's no fool. He learned his lesson when we had drank up every drop from his old place.}}
{{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
{{TB|You sure?}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|I'll call the guys.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express|4 hours|[[Moe's Express]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|The bar's all sorted out and nice-like again. I can get back to the new place…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Really, fellas?!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
{{TB|Uh…hey, Moe…}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, forget it, I can't stay mad at my only customers who drink excessively.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Now drink up. It's time to show this town what a real booze-up looks like!}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|You can now send Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Sam, Larry, and Moe on animated jobs at Moe's Express!}}
{{THT|'{{Task/Job|Make Moe Serve Drinks at Moe's Express|4 hours|[[Moe's Express]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express|4 hours|[[Moe's Express]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "the customer is always right".

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 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Now drink up. It's time to show this town what a real booze-up looks like!}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|You can now send Homer, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Sam, Larry, and Moe on animated jobs at Moe's Express!}}
 {{THT|'{{Task/Job|Make Moe Serve Drinks at Moe's Express|4 hours|[[Moe's Express]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express|4 hours|[[Moe's Express]]|5}}|colspan=2}}

@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{TB|Whoa, wait up. I didn't rebuild this thing just for you losers!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|I'm shootin' for a whole new clientele. Classy people with money. People on the go not people who just need a place to “go".}}
+{{TB|I'm shootin' for a whole new clientele. Classy people with money. People on the go not people who just need a place to "go".}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Serve Express Drinks|4 hours|[[Moe's Express]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Moe's Regulars}} Drink at Moe's|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 37: / Line 37: @@
 {{TB|Hey, I just found our bar tabs!}}
 {{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
-{{TB|Whoops, I accidentally tore them up, lit them on fire, and washed the ashes down the drain…}}
+{{TB|Whoops, I accidentally tore them up, lit them on fire, and washed the ashes down the drain...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|That still might not be good enough to dupe Moe.}}
@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 {{THT|After starting the jobs|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Sam Icon}}
-{{TB|… so then we pocket some of the cash and use the rest to pay back the previous investors.}}
+{{TB|... so then we pocket some of the cash and use the rest to pay back the previous investors.}}
 {{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
 {{TB|Wow, that's genius. I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before!}}
 {{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
-{{TB|Guess my brain is just that much bigger. Wait ‘til I tell everyone about it.}}
+{{TB|Guess my brain is just that much bigger. Wait 'til I tell everyone about it.}}
 {{THT|After finishing the tasks|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
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 {{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Okay, I'm back, ya bums…}}
+{{TB|Okay, I'm back, ya bums...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|What've you done to my bar?!}}
@@ Line 134: / Line 134: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Moe's Regulars Drink at Moe's Express|4 hours|[[Moe's Express]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|The bar's all sorted out and nice-like again. I can get back to the new place…}}
+{{TB|The bar's all sorted out and nice-like again. I can get back to the new place...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|Really, fellas?!}}
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 {{THT|After tapping on Larry's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Larry Icon}}
-{{TB|Uh…hey, Moe…}}
+{{TB|Uh...hey, Moe...}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|Aw, forget it, I can't stay mad at my only customers who drink excessively.}}