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Solar Dragon at 10:06, September 1, 2014

2014-09-01T10:06:14Z

SolarBot at 08:36, August 31, 2012

2012-08-31T08:36:02Z

Nick97 at 22:56, May 28, 2012

2012-05-28T22:56:00Z

86.176.4.183 at 18:59, May 28, 2012

2012-05-28T18:59:47Z

Phinbart at 15:41, April 7, 2012

2012-04-07T15:41:42Z

94.197.193.25: 12

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2012-04-07T15:24:03Z

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@@ Line 10: / Line 10: @@
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 {{qf|Homer}} No one can silence me but me!
-{{qf|Fake Homer}} That arranged can be.
+{{qf|[[Fake Homer]]}} That arranged can be.
 ----
 {{qf|Homer}} Who are you, and why are you holding me here? I want answers now, or I want them eventually!
@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that!
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-:''[Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts.]''
+:''[Mr. X reports that [[Apu]]'s bagels are really old donuts.]''
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee.
 ----
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out]'' I'm sorry, what?
 :''[Next scene at the Simpson house.]''
-{{qf|Marge}} Homie!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homie!
 {{qf|Fake Homer}} ''[speaking with a German accent]'' Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home!
 {{qf|Marge}} You're not my husband!
@@ Line 46: / Line 46: @@
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[as an island prisoner]'' You know once you get used to the druggings, this isn't a bad place.
 {{qf|Homer}} Truly god's country.
-:''[Gass fills the screen.]''
+:''[Gas fills the screen.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} See you on the island...
 {{qf|Lisa}} Yes, the island!

@@ Line 2: / Line 2: @@
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer vs. Dignity|The Great Money Caper}}
-:''[After [[Lisa]] sets up his computer, [[Homer]] takes it for a spin on the Internet and visits the [[Springfield Police Department]] home page. An image of [[Chief Wiggum]]'s face appears on the screen.]''
+:''[After Lisa sets up his computer, Homer takes it for a spin on the Internet and visits the [[Springfield Police Department]] home page. An image of Chief Wiggum's face appears on the screen.]''
-{{qf|Wiggum}} ''[on-screen]'' "If you've committed a crime and want to confess, click 'Yes'. Otherwise, click 'No'."
+{{qf|[[Wiggum]]}} ''[on-screen]'' If you've committed a crime and want to confess, click 'Yes'. Otherwise, click 'No'.
 :''[Homer clicks "No".]''
-{{qf|Wiggum}} "You have chosen 'No', meaning that you've committed a crime, but don't want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home." ''[An image of a paddy wagon with a flashing siren appears in the corner of the screen.]''
+{{qf|Wiggum}} You have chosen 'No', meaning that you've committed a crime, but don't want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home. ''[an image of a paddy wagon with a flashing siren appears in the corner of the screen]''
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[indignantly]'' "Hey!!"
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[indignantly]'' Hey!!
-{{qf|Wiggum}} "While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt. ''[Images of the items with the SPD logo appear, surrounding Wiggum's face.]'' You have the right to remain fabulous!" ''[The flashing words "NOW 80% OFF" appear on the screen.]''
+{{qf|Wiggum}} While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt. ''[images of the items with the SPD logo appear, surrounding Wiggum's face]'' You have the right to remain fabulous! ''[the flashing words "NOW 80% OFF" appear on the screen]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} No one can silence me but me!
@@ Line 18: / Line 18: @@
 {{qf|Lisa}} Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that!
 ----
-:''[''Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts'']''
+:''[Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts.]''
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee.
 ----
-{{qf|Moe}} Well, if Mr. X were here right now, I'd buy him a tall frosty.
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Well, if Mr. X were here right now, I'd buy him a tall frosty.
 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, Moe, can you keep a secret.
 {{qf|Moe}} No.
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 {{qf|Leader}} As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door right about now.
-{{qf|Homer}} (''Taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out'') I'm sorry, what?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out]'' I'm sorry, what?
-:''[''Next scene at the Simpson house'']''
+:''[Next scene at the Simpson house.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} Homie!
-{{qf|Fake Homer}} (''Speaking with a German accent'') Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home!
+{{qf|Fake Homer}} ''[speaking with a German accent]'' Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home!
 {{qf|Marge}} You're not my husband!
 {{qf|Fake Homer}} Jah, please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.
 {{qf|Marge}} Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.
 ----
-{{qf|Homer}} It's great to be back
+{{qf|Homer}} It's great to be back.
-:''[[[Santa's Little Helper]] barks]''
+:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Santa's Little Helper]] barks.]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} The dog thinks so too!
-:''['''The Simpson Family laugh]''
+:''[The Simpson family laugh.]''
-:''[Fake Santa's Little Helper's mouth opens and gasses [[The Simpson Family]]]''
+:''[Fake Santa's Little Helper's mouth opens and gasses the family]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Bad dog!
-:[[Marge]] (as an '''Island''' prisoner): You know once you get used to the druggings, this isn't a bad place
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[as an island prisoner]'' You know once you get used to the druggings, this isn't a bad place.
-{{qf|Homer}} Truly god's country
+{{qf|Homer}} Truly god's country.
-:''[gass fills the screen]''
+:''[Gass fills the screen.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} See you on the island...
 {{qf|Lisa}} Yes, the island!
-:''[ominous music plays over the end credits]''
+:''[Ominous music plays over the end credits.]''
 {{Season 12|Q}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Computer Wore Menace Shoes/Quotes}}

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 :''[After [[Lisa]] sets up his computer, [[Homer]] takes it for a spin on the Internet and visits the [[Springfield Police Department]] home page. An image of [[Chief Wiggum]]'s face appears on the screen.]''
-:'''Wiggum''': ''[on-screen]'' "If you've committed a crime and want to confess, click 'Yes'. Otherwise, click 'No'."
+{{qf|Wiggum}} ''[on-screen]'' "If you've committed a crime and want to confess, click 'Yes'. Otherwise, click 'No'."
 :''[Homer clicks "No".]''
-:'''Wiggum''': "You have chosen 'No', meaning that you've committed a crime, but don't want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home." ''[An image of a paddy wagon with a flashing siren appears in the corner of the screen.]''
+{{qf|Wiggum}} "You have chosen 'No', meaning that you've committed a crime, but don't want to confess. A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home." ''[An image of a paddy wagon with a flashing siren appears in the corner of the screen.]''
-:'''Homer''': ''[indignantly]'' "Hey!!"
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[indignantly]'' "Hey!!"
-:'''Wiggum''': "While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt. ''[Images of the items with the SPD logo appear, surrounding Wiggum's face.]'' You have the right to remain fabulous!" ''[The flashing words "NOW 80% OFF" appear on the screen.]''
+{{qf|Wiggum}} "While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt. ''[Images of the items with the SPD logo appear, surrounding Wiggum's face.]'' You have the right to remain fabulous!" ''[The flashing words "NOW 80% OFF" appear on the screen.]''
 ----
-:'''Homer''': No one can silence me but me!
+{{qf|Homer}} No one can silence me but me!
-:'''Fake Homer''': That arranged can be.
+{{qf|Fake Homer}} That arranged can be.
 ----
-:'''Homer''': Who are you, and why are you holding me here? I want answers now, or I want them eventually!
+{{qf|Homer}} Who are you, and why are you holding me here? I want answers now, or I want them eventually!
 ----
-:'''Lisa''': Well, you can't post news if you don't have any.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, you can't post news if you don't have any.
-:'''Homer''': That's a great idea! I'll just make up some news!
+{{qf|Homer}} That's a great idea! I'll just make up some news!
-:'''Lisa''': Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ugh, at least take off your Pulitzer Prize when you say that!
 ----
-:(''Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts'')
+:''[''Mr. X reports that Apu's bagels are really old donuts'']''
-:'''Chief Wiggum''': In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} In the interests of public safety, we have confiscated every donut, bagel, cruller and bear claw in the city. And some coffee.
 ----
-:'''Moe''': Well, if Mr. X were here right now, I'd buy him a tall frosty.
+{{qf|Moe}} Well, if Mr. X were here right now, I'd buy him a tall frosty.
-:'''Homer''': Hey, Moe, can you keep a secret.
+{{qf|Homer}} Hey, Moe, can you keep a secret.
-:'''Moe''': No.
+{{qf|Moe}} No.
-:'''Homer''': Not even a little one?
+{{qf|Homer}} Not even a little one?
-:'''Moe''': No!
+{{qf|Moe}} No!
-:'''Homer''': What if I just whisper it?
+{{qf|Homer}} What if I just whisper it?
-:'''Moe''': No, I tells ya!
+{{qf|Moe}} No, I tells ya!
 ----
-:'''Leader''': As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door right about now.
+{{qf|Leader}} As far as your family knows, Homer Simpson is walking in the front door right about now.
-:'''Homer''': (''Taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out'') I'm sorry, what?
+{{qf|Homer}} (''Taking his face out of ice cream with needles sticking out'') I'm sorry, what?
-:(''Next scene at the Simpson house'')
+:''[''Next scene at the Simpson house'']''
-:'''Marge''': Homie!
+{{qf|Marge}} Homie!
-:'''Fake Homer''': (''Speaking with a German accent'') Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home!
+{{qf|Fake Homer}} (''Speaking with a German accent'') Marge, honey, Fraulein, I'm home!
-:'''Marge''': You're not my husband!
+{{qf|Marge}} You're not my husband!
-:'''Fake Homer''': Jah, please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.
+{{qf|Fake Homer}} Jah, please forgive my unexplained two week absence. To make it up to you we will go out to dinner at a sensibly-priced restaurant, then have a night of efficient German sex.
-:'''Marge''': Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.
+{{qf|Marge}} Well, I sure don't feel like cooking.
 ----
-:[[Homer]]: It's great to be back
+{{qf|Homer}} It's great to be back
-([[Santa's Little Helper]] barks)
+:''[[[Santa's Little Helper]] barks]''
-:[[Bart]]: The dog thinks so too!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} The dog thinks so too!
-:('''The Simpson Family laugh)
+:''['''The Simpson Family laugh]''
-(Fake Santa's Little Helper's mouth opens and gasses [[The Simpson Family]])
+:''[Fake Santa's Little Helper's mouth opens and gasses [[The Simpson Family]]]''
-:[[Homer]]: Bad dog!
+{{qf|Homer}} Bad dog!
 :[[Marge]] (as an '''Island''' prisoner): You know once you get used to the druggings, this isn't a bad place
-:'''Homer''': Truly god's country
+{{qf|Homer}} Truly god's country
-(gass fills the screen)
+:''[gass fills the screen]''
-[[Bart]]: See you on the island...
+{{qf|Bart}} See you on the island...
-:[[Lisa]]: Yes, the island!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yes, the island!
-(ominous music plays over the end credits)
+:''[ominous music plays over the end credits]''
 {{Season 12|Q}}
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