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:'''[[Mav]]:''' Yo, I'm Mav.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow, a man's stomach can be flat?
:'''[[Mav]]:''' It's one of the, like, awesome side effects of being a pro surfer.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Someone's smitten.
:'''[[Portia]]:''' Whoa, way to shralp the crispies, babe.
:'''[[Mav]]:''' My wife, Portia.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Another surfer?
:'''[[Portia]]:''' Environmental lawyer. And in my free time, I prosecute record companies who withhold royalties from elderly blues musicians.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' My God. They want to steal our kids.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' No one steals my kids, except me, from that theme park jail that I never told you about, except I guess I just did.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' We're all caught up now. Let's go.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Look, before anyone says anything else, how could you possibly think you could get our kids?
:'''[[Portia]]:''' It happens more than you know, Marge. I'm a lawyer; he's a surfer. That combination's pretty unstoppable.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I'm afraid that we don't want to be with anyone but Mom and whoever she chooses to be with.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Portia, you're the woman I dream of becoming, but Mom is my mom.
:'''[[Portia]]:''' Fine, but you're leaving a gap in our lives that can only be filled by foreign travel, sleeping late and gourmet food.
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:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Oh, my God, the twister got Carl, my best friend in the world. I can barely remember what he looks like.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' He was a black guy, but his voice sounded like a white guy.
:'''[[Carl]]:''' Hey, excuse me for wanting to fit in.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, if we did both die, we've never named guardians. The kids could end up wards of the state.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Connecticut?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' No, our state.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Okay, you're right. It's hard to imagine anyone else bringing up our kids, but I think the choice is obvious: my dad.
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Oh, you'd let me have another chance after the way I screwed things up with you?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Eh, good point. We'll find somebody else.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|A Test Before Trying|Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing}}
-:'''[[Mav]]:''' Yo, I'm Mav.
+{{qf|[[Mav]]}} Yo, I'm Mav.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow, a man's stomach can be flat?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wow, a man's stomach can be flat?
-:'''[[Mav]]:''' It's one of the, like, awesome side effects of being a pro surfer.
+{{qf|Mav}} It's one of the, like, awesome side effects of being a pro surfer.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wow.
+{{qf|Bart}} Wow.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Someone's smitten.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Someone's smitten.
-:'''[[Portia]]:''' Whoa, way to shralp the crispies, babe.
+{{qf|[[Portia]]}} Whoa, way to shralp the crispies, babe.
-:'''[[Mav]]:''' My wife, Portia.
+{{qf|Mav}} My wife, Portia.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Another surfer?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Another surfer?
-:'''[[Portia]]:''' Environmental lawyer. And in my free time, I prosecute record companies who withhold royalties from elderly blues musicians.
+{{qf|Portia}} Environmental lawyer. And in my free time, I prosecute record companies who withhold royalties from elderly blues musicians.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' My God. They want to steal our kids.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} My God. They want to steal our kids.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' No one steals my kids, except me, from that theme park jail that I never told you about, except I guess I just did.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No one steals my kids, except me, from that theme park jail that I never told you about, except I guess I just did.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' We're all caught up now. Let's go.
+{{qf|Marge}} We're all caught up now. Let's go.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Look, before anyone says anything else, how could you possibly think you could get our kids?
+{{qf|Marge}} Look, before anyone says anything else, how could you possibly think you could get our kids?
-:'''[[Portia]]:''' It happens more than you know, Marge. I'm a lawyer; he's a surfer. That combination's pretty unstoppable.
+{{qf|Portia}} It happens more than you know, Marge. I'm a lawyer; he's a surfer. That combination's pretty unstoppable.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Well, I'm afraid that we don't want to be with anyone but Mom and whoever she chooses to be with.
+{{qf|Bart}} Well, I'm afraid that we don't want to be with anyone but Mom and whoever she chooses to be with.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Portia, you're the woman I dream of becoming, but Mom is my mom.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Portia, you're the woman I dream of becoming, but Mom is my mom.
-:'''[[Portia]]:''' Fine, but you're leaving a gap in our lives that can only be filled by foreign travel, sleeping late and gourmet food.
+{{qf|Portia}} Fine, but you're leaving a gap in our lives that can only be filled by foreign travel, sleeping late and gourmet food.
 ----
-:'''[[Lenny]]:''' Oh, my God, the twister got Carl, my best friend in the world. I can barely remember what he looks like.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Oh, my God, the twister got Carl, my best friend in the world. I can barely remember what he looks like.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' He was a black guy, but his voice sounded like a white guy.
+{{qf|Homer}} He was a black guy, but his voice sounded like a white guy.
-:'''[[Carl]]:''' Hey, excuse me for wanting to fit in.
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Hey, excuse me for wanting to fit in.
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, if we did both die, we've never named guardians. The kids could end up wards of the state.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homie, if we did both die, we've never named guardians. The kids could end up wards of the state.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Connecticut?
+{{qf|Homer}} Connecticut?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' No, our state.
+{{qf|Marge}} No, our state.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Okay, you're right. It's hard to imagine anyone else bringing up our kids, but I think the choice is obvious: my dad.
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay, you're right. It's hard to imagine anyone else bringing up our kids, but I think the choice is obvious: my dad.
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Oh, you'd let me have another chance after the way I screwed things up with you?
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Oh, you'd let me have another chance after the way I screwed things up with you?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Eh, good point. We'll find somebody else.
+{{qf|Homer}} Eh, good point. We'll find somebody else.
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