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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Chain of Command
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Moses]], {{TOCG|Regular Characters}}
|optional = [[Yahweh]], [[Lindsey Naegle]], [[Moe]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Homer]], [[Barney]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], {{TOCG|Premium Characters}}
|previous =
|next =
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'''The Chain of Command''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale}} content update. It requires [[Moses]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|First the Christians, then the Movementarians, and now the Burnsentarians? We're getting our hats handed to us!}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|To be fair, the other religions don't really have hats.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It's not about the hats! We're losing market share, and you need to turn it around ASAP!}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|Me? I've got my hands full with the Israelites. How about Noah? He spends all his time working on that boat — and he never even takes it out on the water.}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Noah|Noah (Bible)|42}}
{{TB|It just needs one more coat of sealant.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You know why I don't want Noah? Because he's like his ark — washed up!}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Noah|Noah (Bible)|42}}
{{TB|I used to pack them in back in flood times, boss!}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|How many millennia ago was that?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Noah|Noah (Bible)|42}}
{{TB|A few.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|When I want someone to rescue a goat for me, I'll talk to Noah.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|You're the right person for this, Moses. You're my number one rep. Just use the ABC method. Always. Be. Converting.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Okay but…seeing as you are all powerful, maybe you should just, you know, MAKE them follow you?}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Maybe I should MAKE you into a rabbit!}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|All right, all right, I'm going!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moses Help Sort Out the Town's Problems|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Yahweh Meet God for Brunch|4 hours|[[Sham Rock Café]], [[Skip's Diner]], [[Grub Shack]], [[The Happy Sumo]], [[Johnny Fiestas]], [[The Frying Dutchman]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Yahweh]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|He ran so fast he left his sandals behind! It was priceless!}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon}}
{{TB|I love it. When you're the Creator, they just let you do it!}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|I know. Oh my God, you should've seen his face.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey, watch the language man. There's no need to be taking my name in vain.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Jesus, you have to be offended by everything.}}
{{Tapped Out God Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Don't bring him into this!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|Tell me, Reverend, what is in the heart of the people here? How do we bring them back to the Lord?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't know, don't care.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Perhaps that attitude explains the sparse attendance at your services.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What part of "don't care" don't you understand?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We're kind of a Christmas-and-Easter congregation, and that works for us. The rest is train time.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|I see that I must consult someone with greater insight into the spiritual needs of this community.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moses Go See Lindsay Naegle|2 hours|[[Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall-O-Rail Station]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lindsay Naegle Conduct Market Research|2 hours|[[Marketing Agency]], [[Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall-O-Rail Station]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Simpson House]], [[Brown House]]|char=[[Lindsey Naegle]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|According to our research, your commandments are seen as "stern", "unfriendly", and "shalt-y".}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Comments included, "Reminds me of something my old roommate would put on the fridge", and "I shalt give this guy plenty of side-eye".}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Is there any chance we could lose the commandments?}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Lose them? The commandments are our brand!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|In that case, we'd better turn to the ultimate source of truth: a focus group!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Okay, what sort of things do you think you should be commanded not to do?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|I don't want to say, because I'm so ashamed of 'em — and 'cause I don't want to stop doing 'em.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Thou shalt not hang around with the same boring people every night?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Thou shalt not bring up the same argument every night?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Thou shalt not kill the buzz.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Thou shalt not NOT spend every night drinking in a bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|What about gossip? How do we feel about prohibiting that?}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angsty}}
{{TB|That reminds me! Thou shalt never believe what I heard about Sarah Wiggum!}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Are there any positive commandments you'd like to be ordered to obey?}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Thou shalt rest on the Sabbath by drinking in the street.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thou shalt find the keys to a new car under your chair!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moses Analyze the Focus Group Results|2 hours|[[Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall-O-Rail Station]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Focus Group Suggest More Commandments|2 hours|[[Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne]], [[Springfield Mall]], [[Mall-O-Rail Station]], [[Heavenly Hills Mall]], [[Simpson House]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Our research found 537 commandments that tested better than your existing ten. The highest-rated commandment overall was: Go Big or Go Home.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well that should be pretty easy to carve.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|The whole stone-tablets things tested badly, too. According to our testing, it should be written on a pizza — in pepperoni. And served with ranch.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ranch on pizza? Maybe it is time to dust off the old smiting stick.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Suggest More Commandments" job are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Moe]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Homer]], [[Barney]], [[Helen Lovejoy]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moses' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|People of Springfield, thank you for meeting here today for the grand unveiling of the Springfield Commandments, sponsored by Bloodbath & Beyond Gun Shop.}}
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon|Grinning}}
{{TB|Home of the second commandment. I mean — second amendment. Whatever, same thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|Now if someone could just give me a hand lifting these enormous stone tablets…}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No one? Okay, I'll just read them down on the ground here.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|Commandment number one: "Thou Shalt Let Your Grandparents Live With You Instead Of Dumping Them at Springfield Retirement Castle".}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Ah, c'mon!}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|Commandment number two: "Thou Shalt Wear Hot Pants Only When The Situation Calls For It".}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Yell}}
{{TB|Yarr, ye've struck right to the heart of me!}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|Commandment number three: "Thou Shalt Konmari Fold All Your Clothes".}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well, that doesn't sound so bad.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That does NOT spark joy!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|C'mon everybody. Moses is trying to ruin Springfield. Grab your pitchforks!}}
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Grim}}
{{TB|Is this flamethrower okay?}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Chase Moses With Pitchforks|4 hours|10}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Moses Run For His Life|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You were chased out of town!}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}}
{{TB|I'll be the first to admit that that didn't go the way I wanted.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm disappointed in myself.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We've got a 0.5 rating. There are ViewTube cults with more followers than us.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, I'll get back out there and turn this around.}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Put the tablets down!}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What?}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You heard me. Put the tablets down.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're kidding, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Do I look like I'm kidding? Commandments are for closers.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|How can I chastise without commandments?}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|Here's a commandment for you: Thou shalt hit the bricks. You're fired!}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I've got a new rep: Gil Gamesh.}}
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Is he even a monotheist?}}
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}}
{{TB|We're just following the numbers here, Moses.}}
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon|Gilgamesh}}
{{TB|Ol' Gil is back, baby! {{*}}singing{{*}} Summertime and the living is easy!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|You're the right person for this, Moses. You're my number one rep. Just use the ABC method. Always. Be. Converting.}}
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-{{TB|Okay but…seeing as you are all powerful, maybe you should just, you know, MAKE them follow you?}}
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 {{Tapped Out Moses Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|No one? Okay, I'll just read them down on the ground here.}}

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