The Caveman's Lover - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:42, April 10, 2025

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Caveman's Lover
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
|requirements = {{Moe's Cavern}}
|characters = [[Caveman Moe]], [[Moe]]
|optional = [[Cavegirl Booberella]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Caveman's Lover''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}} content update. It requires {{Moe's Cavern}} and [[Caveman Moe]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|What's up, Moe? You're looking the same as always.}}
{{Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|UGG! UGG-UGG!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Oh come on! You honestly can't tell me apart from this Neanderthal?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money?}}
{{Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|nugg…}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe|12 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Caveman Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|UGG! WUGG UGG!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you're wearing? Pretty sharp.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That ain't me! He's a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|...}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Serve Drinks|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar8 hours|{{Moe's Cavern}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date.}}
{{Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}CAVEMAN LAUGH*}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|What? You don't think I can get a girl?}}
{{Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|NUGG!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Oh, like you could do better! ‘Least I sorta talk good!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella?}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up.}}
{{Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Ugg ugg…}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well hello there, handsome…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Psyche Himself Up|4 hours|[[Moe's House]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella|4 hours|[[Stu's Disco]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me?}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sorry, Moe. He's just so primal. He really sees the real me.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|What's that supposed to mean?}}
{{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|He sees my BOOOOOOBS.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Drink Booooooooze|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Time Traveling Toaster}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Caveman's Lover, The}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = The Caveman's Lover
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Caveman Moe Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}}
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 |characters = [[Caveman Moe]], [[Moe]]
 |optional = [[Cavegirl Booberella]]
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{TB|He's an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money?}}
 {{Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|nugg…}}
+{{TB|nugg...}}
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 {{TB|Good. Then I'm ordering my beers from him from now on.}}
@@ Line 57: / Line 57: @@
 {{TB|Okay, Caveman Me. I'm leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date.}}
 {{Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|{{*}}CAVEMAN LAUGH*}}
+{{TB|{{*}}CAVEMAN LAUGH{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
 {{TB|What? You don't think I can get a girl?}}
@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 {{TB|NUGG!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Oh, like you could do better! ‘Least I sorta talk good!}}
+{{TB|Oh, like you could do better! 'Least I sorta talk good!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|That wasn't me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Just give me a moment to freshen up.}}
 {{Tapped Out Caveman Moe Icon}}
-{{TB|Ugg ugg…}}
+{{TB|Ugg ugg...}}
 {{Tapped Out Cavegirl Booberella Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Well hello there, handsome…}}
+{{TB|Well hello there, handsome...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Psyche Himself Up|4 hours|[[Moe's House]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella|4 hours|[[Stu's Disco]] or [[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

The Caveman's Lover - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:42, April 10, 2025

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Caveman's Lover |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Time Traveling Toaster}} |requirements = {{Moe's Cavern}} |characters = Caveman Moe, [..."

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