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|characters = [[Geriatric Park Burns]]<br />
|optional = [[Bart]], {{TOCG|Bullies}}, {{TOCG|Rich People}}, {{TOCG|Lackeys}}<br />
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'''The Cantankerous Curator''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}} content update. It requires [[Geriatric Park Burns]] to be obtained.<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Ah, it's good to be the impresario of Geriatric Park! The curator of captive curmudgeons as far as my eyes can see.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Sir, your eyesight isn't well. You may not see that Geriatric Park ticket sales are down 20%, and merchandise sales are down 40%.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|What?! Is there some problem with the sweatshop-produced junk we're hawking to the rubes?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Although this stuffed duckbill [[Hadrosaur Bouvier]] with authentic denture action is fabulous, the sea urchin [[Selma]]s and porcupine [[Patty]]s don't make loveable plushies.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Let me see those prickly — OOCH-OUCH!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Geriatric Park Burns Review Geriatric Park Merch|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon}}<br />
{{TB|These trinkets and doodads are delightful. They should be flying off the shelves!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Maybe we just need more shelves…more attractions that can draw in park visitors.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hmm…you're right. I don't normally mix with the hoi polloi but let me see what I can find out there.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}<br />
{{TB|I'll be right with you, sir.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon}}<br />
{{TB|And frighten off the flora and fauna?! I'll do this on my own, Smithers.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Geriatric Park Burns Search for New Park Subjects|5 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Blast! Where does one find all the interesting zoo subjects in this infernal town?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}whines{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon}}<br />
{{TB|All right, whatever you are, you can come.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}burp{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|And whatever you are, you can come too.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I've done it, Smithers! This should give the park the jolt of fresh blood it needs to invigorate ticket and merchandise sales!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Sir, you have a stray dog, a drunk, two angry raccoons, and a broken eight-track tape.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Fascinating, aren't they?}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Geriatric Park Burns Display His New Exhibits|4 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Visitors Center]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}barks{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Hey, that's my dog!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}burp{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|And that's my drunk!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Mr. Burns, you can't display people and animals like this!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|What was good for P.T. Barnum is good enough for me!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Plus, I have their legally-binding signatures on this official-looking document.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}<br />
{{TB|Dog claw marks can't count as signatures!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|It's honestly more readable than Homer's signature.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Fine! Find me some other specimens worthy of exhibition. Then your dog and booze-boozled friend can go.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I got an idea.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Convince Punks to Hang at Geriatric Park|4 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Visitors Center]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional2|Make {{TOCG|Bullies|Delinquents}} Hang Out at Geriatric Park|4 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Visitors Center]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char={{TOCG|Bullies}}|3}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Geriatric Park Burns Display Delinquents|4 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Visitors Center]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Come one, come all! Gaze upon the spectacle of captive delinquents!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Why are we here again?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Dolph Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Free pizza rolls.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Jimbo Icon}}<br />
{{TB|And he might turn us into dinosaurs.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Nelson Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|That's gnarly…but pizza rolls…awesome!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Look, Smithers! Park visitors are coming in droves.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Mr. Burns, I can't in good conscience let you keep displaying those boys!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|But this time I have real signatures!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Children can't sign legally-binding agreements, sir. They have rights.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Children have rights? When did this happen?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Who CAN I legally force to be put on display?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Any adult who has signed a personal services contract…not drunk.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|That's very interesting…sober Smithers.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, dear.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Geriatric Park Burns Unveil Lackey Park Exhibit|4 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Visitors Center]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional2|Make {{TOCG|Rich People}} Enjoy Lackey Park|4 hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Visitors Center]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char={{TOCG|Rich People}}|3}}<br>{{Task/Optional2|Make {{TOCG|Lackeys}} Endure Public Humiliation| hours|[[Geriatric Park Dome]], [[Geriatric Park Visitors Center]], [[Geriatric Park Front Gate]], [[Cretaceous Park]], [[Control Building]], [[Cooling Towers]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char={{TOCG|Lackeys}}|3}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I gotta hand it to you, Monty, this time you've really outdone yourself.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Thank you! I'm rather pleased with the result myself.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Sir, how long are you going to display us like this?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}<br />
{{TB|This is humiliating. I am classically trained!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Geriatric Park Burns Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|It must be feeding time. Lackey want a cracker?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}grumble{{*}}}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
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