The Call of the Simpsons/Quotes - Revision history

SolarBot: /* top */replaced: Homer → Homer, Marge → Marge, Bart → Bart, Ned → Ned

2022-03-13T13:48:31Z

‎top: replaced: Homer → Homer, Marge → Marge, Bart → Bart, Ned → Ned

2021-08-05T12:25:36Z

‎top: removed: |gags=yes

2021-05-08T16:52:02Z

‎top: replaced: :''' → {{qf|

2020-02-22T22:08:37Z

‎top: typos fixed: what what → what

2018-11-04T08:39:23Z

Bot: changing parenthesis to bracket, formatting, applying template Qf (code: quotes)

2012-12-08T11:40:43Z

2012-09-06T09:14:36Z

replaced: _ → (4)

2012-08-27T17:16:09Z

replaced: {{Season 1 Q}} → {{Season 1|Q}}

2012-03-22T09:32:42Z

2010-11-20T00:52:21Z

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 :''[Bart runs to Homer after he is shot by a tranquilizer dart]''
-{{qf|[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]}} Avenge me, son. Avenge my death.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Avenge me, son. Avenge my death.
 :''[Homer starts to snore loudly and Bart looks at him surprised]''
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@@ Line 11: / Line 11: @@
 :''[Homer and Bart search for a way out of the forest]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Through here, boy. Back to civilization.
-{{qf|[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]}} How do you know?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} How do you know?
 {{qf|Homer}} When you're an experienced woodsman like me, you get a feel for these things. It becomes natural, like a third sense.
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@@ Line 25: / Line 25: @@
 {{qf|Bob}} You can tell your son it has its own satellite. The VanStar One, launched last February, just for this thing, that's all.
 {{qf|Bart}} Whoa, man!
-{{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} I'm not sure that we can afford--
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I'm not sure that we can afford--
 {{qf|Homer}} Does it have a deep fryer?
 {{qf|Bob}} It has four of them—one for each part of the chicken.
@@ Line 69: / Line 69: @@
 :''[Homer drives by Ned Flanders's house in his "new" RV]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Hey, Flanders! Look what I've got!
-{{qf|[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]}} (''Whistles'') Oh, she's a beaut! Hey, congratulations, Simpson! I'm sure you'll have loads of fun!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} (''Whistles'') Oh, she's a beaut! Hey, congratulations, Simpson! I'm sure you'll have loads of fun!
 {{qf|Homer}} (''Chuckles to Marge]'' Jealous.
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−	{{TabQ~~\|gags=yes~~}}	+	{{TabQ}}
	{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Moaning Lisa\|The Telltale Head}}		{{EpisodePrevNextQuo\|Moaning Lisa\|The Telltale Head}}

@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 {{qf|Homer's Echo}} Shut up! Shut up!
 {{qf|Homer}} D'oh!
-:'''Homer''''s Echo: D'oh! D'oh!
+{{qf|Homer's Echo}} D'oh! D'oh!
 :''[Marge groans, as she and the kids can hear Homer's echo]''
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 :''[Bart and Lisa entertain each other in the back seat of the RV]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Turkey farm?
-{{qf|[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]}} No.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No.
 {{qf|Bart}} Skunks?
 {{qf|Lisa}} No.

@@ Line 27: / Line 27: @@
 {{qf|[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]}} I'm not sure that we can afford--
 {{qf|Homer}} Does it have a deep fryer?
-{{qf|Bob}} It has four of them--one for each part of the chicken.
+{{qf|Bob}} It has four of them—one for each part of the chicken.
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 :''[A naturalist captures a muddy Homer on tape and the footage is shown on the news]''
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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh, Bart! Oh, Bart, my beautiful son! Why couldn't You have taken me? Of all the fates on Heaven and Earth, why did this one befall me? (Sobs Loudly)
 {{qf|Bart}} Don't have a cow, Dad.
-{{qf|Homer}} What the--D'oh! ''[Sees Bart on the other side of the river) ''You're alive! And (Chuckles) butt naked!
+{{qf|Homer}} What the—D'oh! ''[Sees Bart on the other side of the river) ''You're alive! And (Chuckles) butt naked!
 {{qf|Bart}} I'm not the only one who's naked, Home boy.
 {{qf|Homer}} What? Oh! (''Chuckles'') Jungle man.
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 {{qf|Bart}} Hey, Dad, how come we can't get a decent mower, like the Flanders have?
-{{qf|Homer}} Just be happy with what what you've got, son. Don't try to keep up with the Flander-es-es.
+{{qf|Homer}} Just be happy with what you've got, son. Don't try to keep up with the Flander-es-es.
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 :''[Bob the RV salesman sees Homer walk onto the lot]''

@@ Line 35: / Line 35: @@
 :'''Homer''': Oh, Bart! Oh, Bart, my beautiful son! Why couldn't You have taken me? Of all the fates on Heaven and Earth, why did this one befall me? (Sobs Loudly)
 :'''Bart''': Don't have a cow, Dad.
-:'''Homer''': What the--D'oh! ''(Sees Bart on the other side of the river) ''You're alive! And (Chuckles) buck naked!
+:'''Homer''': What the--D'oh! ''(Sees Bart on the other side of the river) ''You're alive! And (Chuckles) butt naked!
-:'''Bart''': I'm not the only one, Home boy.
+:'''Bart''': I'm not the only one who's naked, Home boy.
 :'''Homer''': What? Oh! (''Chuckles'') Jungle man.
 ''(Homer beats his chest and hollers like Tarzan)''

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-{{TabQ|gags=yes
+{{TabQ|gags=yes}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Moaning Lisa|The Telltale Head}}
 ''(Bart runs to Homer after he is shot by a tranquilizer dart)''
 :'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': Avenge me, son. Avenge my death.

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 :'''Homer''': But, uh, how can you afford something like this, Ned? I get your mail once in a while, and you make only $27 a week more than I do.
-{{Season 1 Q}}
+{{Season 1|Q}}
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