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:'''Homer''': Marge, remember when we were talking about our worst fears?
:'''Marge''': Uh-huh.
:'''Homer''': And mine was snakes, and yours was...?
:'''Marge''': Never being a grandmother.
:'''Homer''': Really? I thought it was Lisa with a beard of bees. Well, whatever, brace yourself.
----
:'''Lisa''': Willie, I didn't know you were an apiarist.
:'''Groundskeeper Willie''': From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.
----
:'''Mayor Quimby''': First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
----
:'''Lisa''': Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!
:'''Homer''': (sarcastically) Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?
:'''Lisa''': But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.
:'''Homer''': Pfft. Flowers, the painted whores of the plant world.
----
:'''Moe''': Listen, Homer: in the back room, I got these super-tough Africanized bees. I saw this ad in a gentleman's magazine for excited African honeys and that's what they sent me. If we could combine them with Lisa's bees, it would make them strong enough to survive any environment.
:'''Homer''': But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains of the same species?
:'''Moe''': Actually, Homer... (whispers)
:'''Homer''': (gasps) You and me?
:'''Moe''': No, the bees!
:'''Homer''': Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant, too. I... have no... inclination.
----
:[When Lisa releases the bees into their sanctuary]
:'''Lisa''': Oh, I miss them.
:'''Marge''': Now you know how I'll feel when you go to college.
:'''Lisa''': You'll always have Bart! Always.
:'''Marge''': But he'll be gone a lot repairing refrigerators.
:'''Lisa''': Always.
----
:[As Lisa's bees are swarming around the breakfast table]
:'''Bart''': Mom, maybe you shouldn't have put so much syrup on the pancakes.
:'''Homer''': The secret is not to swallow the stingers. (takes big bite of pancakes with bees on them, and spits stingers out into a glass)
:'''Lisa''': Dad, don't eat the bees!
:'''Homer''': They're just drones, Lisa, they only live for, like, 5 minutes anyway! And they only have haploid cells, not diploid like me and Bart!
:'''Bart''': Yeah! (high-fives Homer)
----
:'''Jimbo''': Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies.
:'''Bart''': Why would I want to?
:'''Jimbo''': Because I said "I dare you." Kearney, can you read it back?
:'''Kearney''': (reading) "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back? Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to.."
:'''Jimbo''': The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards.
:'''Bart''': My nards accept.
----
{{Season 20 Q}}

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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' [[Marge]], remember when we were talking about our worst fears?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, remember when we were talking about our worst fears?
-:'''Marge:''' Uh-huh.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Uh-huh.
-:'''Homer:''' And mine was snakes, and yours was...?
+{{qf|Homer}} And mine was snakes, and yours was...?
-:'''Marge:''' Never being a grandmother.
+{{qf|Marge}} Never being a grandmother.
-:'''Homer:''' Really? I thought it was Lisa with a beard of bees. Well, whatever, brace yourself.
+{{qf|Homer}} Really? I thought it was Lisa with a beard of bees. Well, whatever, brace yourself.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [[Willie]], I didn't know you were an apiarist.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Willie, I didn't know you were an apiarist.
-:'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.
+{{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.
 ----
-:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:''' First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
 ----
-:'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!
-:'''Homer:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?
-:'''Lisa:''' But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.
+{{qf|Lisa}} But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.
-:'''Homer:''' Pfft. Flowers, the painted whores of the plant world.
+{{qf|Homer}} Pfft. Flowers, the painted whores of the plant world.
 ----
-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Listen, Homer: in the back room, I got these super-tough Africanized bees. I saw this ad in a gentleman's magazine for excited African honeys and that's what they sent me. If we could combine them with Lisa's bees, it would make them strong enough to survive any environment.
+{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} Listen, Homer: in the back room, I got these super-tough Africanized bees. I saw this ad in a gentleman's magazine for excited African honeys and that's what they sent me. If we could combine them with Lisa's bees, it would make them strong enough to survive any environment.
-:'''Homer:''' But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains of the same species?
+{{qf|Homer}} But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains of the same species?
-:'''Moe:''' Actually, Homer... ''[whispers]''
+{{qf|Moe}} Actually, Homer... ''[whispers]''
-:'''Homer:''' ''[gasps]'' You and me?
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[gasps]'' You and me?
-:'''Moe:''' No, the bees!
+{{qf|Moe}} No, the bees!
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant, too. I... have no... inclination.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant, too. I... have no... inclination.
 ----
-:''[When Lisa releases the bees into their sanctuary]''
+:''[when Lisa releases the bees into their sanctuary]''
-:'''Lisa:''' Oh, I miss them.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, I miss them.
-:'''Marge:''' Now you know how I'll feel when you go to college.
+{{qf|Marge}} Now you know how I'll feel when you go to college.
-:'''Lisa:''' You'll always have Bart! Always.
+{{qf|Lisa}} You'll always have Bart! Always.
-:'''Marge:''' But he'll be gone a lot repairing refrigerators.
+{{qf|Marge}} But he'll be gone a lot repairing refrigerators.
-:'''Lisa:''' Always.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Always.
 ----
-:''[As Lisa's bees are swarming around the breakfast table]''
+:''[as Lisa's bees are swarming around the breakfast table]''
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom, maybe you shouldn't have put so much syrup on the pancakes.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, maybe you shouldn't have put so much syrup on the pancakes.
-:'''Homer:''' The secret is not to swallow the stingers. ''[takes big bite of pancakes with bees on them, and spits stingers out into a glass]''
+{{qf|Homer}} The secret is not to swallow the stingers. ''[takes big bite of pancakes with bees on them, and spits stingers out into a glass]''
-:'''Lisa:''' Dad, don't eat the bees!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, don't eat the bees!
-:'''Homer:''' They're just drones, Lisa, they only live for, like, 5 minutes anyway! And they only have haploid cells, not diploid like me and Bart!
+{{qf|Homer}} They're just drones, Lisa, they only live for, like, 5 minutes anyway! And they only have haploid cells, not diploid like me and Bart!
-:'''Bart:''' Yeah! ''[high-fives Homer]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah! ''[high-fives Homer]''
 ----
-:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies.
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies.
-:'''Bart:''' Why would I want to?
+{{qf|Bart}} Why would I want to?
-:'''Jimbo:''' Because I said "I dare you". [[Kearney]], can you read it back?
+{{qf|Jimbo}} Because I said "I dare you". Kearney, can you read it back?
-:'''Kearney:''' (reading) "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back? Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to.."
+{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} ''[reading]'' "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back? Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to.."
-:'''Jimbo:''' The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards.
+{{qf|Jimbo}} The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards.
-:'''Bart:''' My nards accept.
+{{qf|Bart}} My nards accept.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': [[Marge]], remember when we were talking about our worst fears?
+:'''[[Homer]]:''' [[Marge]], remember when we were talking about our worst fears?
-:'''Marge''': Uh-huh.
+:'''Marge:''' Uh-huh.
-:'''Homer''': And mine was snakes, and yours was...?
+:'''Homer:''' And mine was snakes, and yours was...?
-:'''Marge''': Never being a grandmother.
+:'''Marge:''' Never being a grandmother.
-:'''Homer''': Really? I thought it was Lisa with a beard of bees. Well, whatever, brace yourself.
+:'''Homer:''' Really? I thought it was Lisa with a beard of bees. Well, whatever, brace yourself.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': [[Willie]], I didn't know you were an apiarist.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' [[Willie]], I didn't know you were an apiarist.
-:'''Groundskeeper Willie''': From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.
+:'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' From context, I can tell that means beekeeper.
 ----
-:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
+:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]:''' First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.
 ----
-:'''Lisa''': Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!
+:'''Lisa:''' Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!
-:'''Homer''': (sarcastically) Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?
+:'''Homer:''' ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?
-:'''Lisa''': But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.
+:'''Lisa:''' But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.
-:'''Homer''': Pfft. Flowers, the painted whores of the plant world.
+:'''Homer:''' Pfft. Flowers, the painted whores of the plant world.
 ----
-:'''[[Moe]]''': Listen, Homer: in the back room, I got these super-tough Africanized bees. I saw this ad in a gentleman's magazine for excited African honeys and that's what they sent me. If we could combine them with Lisa's bees, it would make them strong enough to survive any environment.
+:'''[[Moe]]:''' Listen, Homer: in the back room, I got these super-tough Africanized bees. I saw this ad in a gentleman's magazine for excited African honeys and that's what they sent me. If we could combine them with Lisa's bees, it would make them strong enough to survive any environment.
-:'''Homer''': But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains of the same species?
+:'''Homer:''' But how are we supposed to combine the DNA of two strains of the same species?
-:'''Moe''': Actually, Homer... (whispers)
+:'''Moe:''' Actually, Homer... ''[whispers]''
-:'''Homer''': (gasps) You and me?
+:'''Homer:''' ''[gasps]'' You and me?
-:'''Moe''': No, the bees!
+:'''Moe:''' No, the bees!
-:'''Homer''': Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant, too. I... have no... inclination.
+:'''Homer:''' Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what I meant, too. I... have no... inclination.
 ----
-:[When Lisa releases the bees into their sanctuary]
+:''[When Lisa releases the bees into their sanctuary]''
-:'''Lisa''': Oh, I miss them.
+:'''Lisa:''' Oh, I miss them.
-:'''Marge''': Now you know how I'll feel when you go to college.
+:'''Marge:''' Now you know how I'll feel when you go to college.
-:'''Lisa''': You'll always have Bart! Always.
+:'''Lisa:''' You'll always have Bart! Always.
-:'''Marge''': But he'll be gone a lot repairing refrigerators.
+:'''Marge:''' But he'll be gone a lot repairing refrigerators.
-:'''Lisa''': Always.
+:'''Lisa:''' Always.
 ----
-:[As Lisa's bees are swarming around the breakfast table]
+:''[As Lisa's bees are swarming around the breakfast table]''
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom, maybe you shouldn't have put so much syrup on the pancakes.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mom, maybe you shouldn't have put so much syrup on the pancakes.
-:'''Homer''': The secret is not to swallow the stingers. (takes big bite of pancakes with bees on them, and spits stingers out into a glass)
+:'''Homer:''' The secret is not to swallow the stingers. ''[takes big bite of pancakes with bees on them, and spits stingers out into a glass]''
-:'''Lisa''': Dad, don't eat the bees!
+:'''Lisa:''' Dad, don't eat the bees!
-:'''Homer''': They're just drones, Lisa, they only live for, like, 5 minutes anyway! And they only have haploid cells, not diploid like me and Bart!
+:'''Homer:''' They're just drones, Lisa, they only live for, like, 5 minutes anyway! And they only have haploid cells, not diploid like me and Bart!
-:'''Bart''': Yeah! (high-fives Homer)
+:'''Bart:''' Yeah! ''[high-fives Homer]''
 ----
-:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies.
+:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies.
-:'''Bart''': Why would I want to?
+:'''Bart:''' Why would I want to?
-:'''Jimbo''': Because I said "I dare you". [[Kearney]], can you read it back?
+:'''Jimbo:''' Because I said "I dare you". [[Kearney]], can you read it back?
-:'''Kearney''': (reading) "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back? Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to.."
+:'''Kearney:''' (reading) "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back? Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to.."
-:'''Jimbo''': The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards.
+:'''Jimbo:''' The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards.
-:'''Bart''': My nards accept.
+:'''Bart:''' My nards accept.
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