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{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Confound it, Smithers, I am bored to the gills. We need some excitement around here. Let's play a game.
{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} What shall we play, sir? Toxic hide-and-seek? The [[EPA]] still hasn't found the last batch. Or would you prefer One-Switch-Two-Switch-Let’s-Flip-the-Blue-Switch? Last time, you blacked out two states. That was a jolly time, sir.
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} …and that day I was late because… my dog broke down and my car ate my… I mean, my dog ate my… car?
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Stop your blathering, Simpson. You’ll be relieved to know that you are being fired for no good reason whatsoever. But, as I am a sporting fellow, I delight in giving you a fighting chance.
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{{qf|Smithers}} Sir, didn’t both of those slips of paper have guillotines on them? Isn’t that cheating?
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Don't turn Douglas Do-Gooder on me now, Smithers. Whoever said cheaters never prosper never saw my bank account.

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 {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Confound it, Smithers, I am bored to the gills. We need some excitement around here. Let's play a game.
-{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} What shall we play, sir? Toxic hide-and-seek? The [[EPA]] still hasn't found the last batch. Or would you prefer One-Switch-Two-Switch-Let’s-Flip-the-Blue-Switch? Last time, you blacked out two states. That was a jolly time, sir.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} What shall we play, sir? Toxic hide-and-seek? The [[EPA]] still hasn't found the last batch. Or would you prefer One-Switch-Two-Switch-Let's-Flip-the-Blue-Switch? Last time, you blacked out two states. That was a jolly time, sir.
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} …and that day I was late because… my dog broke down and my car ate my… I mean, my dog ate my… car?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} ...and that day I was late because... my dog broke down and my car ate my... I mean, my dog ate my... car?
-{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Stop your blathering, Simpson. You’ll be relieved to know that you are being fired for no good reason whatsoever. But, as I am a sporting fellow, I delight in giving you a fighting chance.
+{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Stop your blathering, Simpson. You'll be relieved to know that you are being fired for no good reason whatsoever. But, as I am a sporting fellow, I delight in giving you a fighting chance.
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-{{qf|Smithers}} Sir, didn’t both of those slips of paper have guillotines on them? Isn’t that cheating?
+{{qf|Smithers}} Sir, didn't both of those slips of paper have guillotines on them? Isn't that cheating?
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Don't turn Douglas Do-Gooder on me now, Smithers. Whoever said cheaters never prosper never saw my bank account.

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