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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': That's right, a fresh crisp $5 bill... ...to the employee who most improves the nuclear power plant by dad's end. Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a helicopter to catch. Smithers, you'r in charge! Let's the contest begin!
:'''[[Lenny]]''': Man that $5 would sure be sweet!
:'''[[Carl]]''': And Carl Carlson's just the guy to get it.
:'''[[Lenny]]''': That sounds like a contest!
:'''[[Carl]]''': Of course, it's a contest Burns just said it was.
:'''[[Lenny]]''': Touché.
:'''[[Carl]]''': I'm just gonna get started now.
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey! Hey! Five simoleons! Just enough to pay my lawyer.
:'''[[Gil]]''': Aw, thank you for this chance, Mr. the clown! Old Gil won't let you down like he did all those others.
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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': I need a mask to hide my face. What have yo got for five dollars?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': [SIGH!] for a paltry five dollars all I can offer is a mask from the discount bin. You have your choice of Richard Nixon or Bart Simpson.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Why do you have maks of Bart?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': One came free with every box of Bart Simpson action figures.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Why does Bart have his own action figure?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': They were a marketing tie-in with the comic book.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Why does Bart have a comic book?!
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:'''[[Abraham Lincoln]]''': Hold on a minute! I think i blinked!
:'''[[Marge]]''': I keep telling you, Mr. President, this is a painting, not a photograph.
:'''[[Abraham Lincoln]]''': It's just that kids in school called me "Blinkin' Lincoln", and it took years to get rid of the nickname.
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': The Ford Theater! My calculations were correct. Now to sneak in and take the president's place.
:'''[[John Wilkes Booth]]''': I am not going on stage!
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-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': That's right, a fresh crisp $5 bill... ...to the employee who most improves the nuclear power plant by dad's end. Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a helicopter to catch. Smithers, you'r in charge! Let's the contest begin!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} That's right, a fresh crisp $5 bill... ...to the employee who most improves the nuclear power plant by dad's end. Now, if you'll excuse me. I have a helicopter to catch. Smithers, you're in charge! Let's the contest begin!
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': Man that $5 would sure be sweet!
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Man that $5 would sure be sweet!
-:'''[[Carl]]''': And Carl Carlson's just the guy to get it.
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} And Carl Carlson's just the guy to get it.
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': That sounds like a contest!
+{{qf|Lenny}} That sounds like a contest!
-:'''[[Carl]]''': Of course, it's a contest Burns just said it was.
+{{qf|Carl}} Of course, it's a contest Burns just said it was.
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': Touché.
+{{qf|Lenny}} Touché.
-:'''[[Carl]]''': I'm just gonna get started now.
+{{qf|Carl}} I'm just gonna get started now.
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-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey! Hey! Five simoleons! Just enough to pay my lawyer.
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Hey! Hey! Five simoleons! Just enough to pay my lawyer.
-:'''[[Gil]]''': Aw, thank you for this chance, Mr. the clown! Old Gil won't let you down like he did all those others.
+{{qf|[[Gil Gunderson]]}} Aw, thank you for this chance, Mr. the clown! Old Gil won't let you down like he did all those others.
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': I need a mask to hide my face. What have yo got for five dollars?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I need a mask to hide my face. What have yo got for five dollars?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': [SIGH!] for a paltry five dollars all I can offer is a mask from the discount bin. You have your choice of Richard Nixon or Bart Simpson.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} [SIGH!] for a paltry five dollars all I can offer is a mask from the discount bin. You have your choice of Richard Nixon or Bart Simpson.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Why do you have maks of Bart?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Why do you have masks of Bart?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': One came free with every box of Bart Simpson action figures.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} One came free with every box of Bart Simpson action figures.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Why does Bart have his own action figure?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Why does Bart have his own action figure?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': They were a marketing tie-in with the comic book.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} They were a marketing tie-in with the comic book.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Why does Bart have a comic book?!
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Why does Bart have a comic book?!
 ----
-:'''[[Abraham Lincoln]]''': Hold on a minute! I think i blinked!
+{{qf|[[Abraham Lincoln]]}} Hold on a minute! I think i blinked!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': I keep telling you, Mr. President, this is a painting, not a photograph.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I keep telling you, Mr. President, this is a painting, not a photograph.
-:'''[[Abraham Lincoln]]''': It's just that kids in school called me "Blinkin' Lincoln", and it took years to get rid of the nickname.
+{{qf|Abraham Lincoln}} It's just that kids in school called me "Blinkin' Lincoln", and it took years to get rid of the nickname.
 ----
-:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': The Ford Theater! My calculations were correct. Now to sneak in and take the president's place.
+{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} The Ford Theater! My calculations were correct. Now to sneak in and take the president's place.
-:'''[[John Wilkes Booth]]''': I am not going on stage!
+{{qf|[[John Wilkes Booth]]}} I am not going on stage!
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