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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Broad Way
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Siddmartha Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Siddmartha]]
|optional = [[King Gautama]], [[Prince Gautama]], [[Marquess Milhouse]], [[Queen Gautama]], [[Advisor Frink]], [[Crazy Cat Lady]]
|internal = TheBroadWay
|id = 245023 - 245027
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Broad Way''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Springfield Enlightened}} content update. It requires [[Siddmartha]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I thought coming to Springfield would fill this hole in my heart. But it's still there.}}
{{Tapped Out King Gautama Icon}}
{{TB|Honey, that's hereditary. You inherited that from Daddy because of all the sacred steak I eat.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|That's…not how genes work, and besides I'm a vegetarian!}}
{{Tapped Out King Gautama Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, and you won't stop talking about it either.}}
{{Tapped Out Prince Gautama Icon}}
{{TB|Sidd, the last time you had an existential crisis you broke into song and dance.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
{{TB|You want me to sing my problems away again?}}
{{Tapped Out Prince Gautama Icon}}
{{TB|Not in the slightest, but if it gets you to stop whining then I'll put up with one Broadway number.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}breaks into song{{*}} WHAT'S THIS FEELING I FEEL? IT STABS ME THROUGH THE HEART. WHAT'S THIS EMPTINESS THAT'S TEARING ME APART?!}}
{{Tapped Out Prince Gautama Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ugh, maybe it's the same thing that's stabbing me in the ears.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Siddmartha Sing Her Feelings|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make King Gautama Provide Backup Vocals|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[King Gautama]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Prince Gautama Hate Every Second of It|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Prince Gautama]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|…AND SO I JOURNEYED ABROAD WITH MY TRUSTED ADVISOR.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|I TOLD HER PARENTS SHE'D DIE IF I DIDN'T ADVISE HER!}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|I'M ALIVE AS YOU CAN SEE, STEP ONE DIDN'T DEFEAT ME, NOW STEP TWO IS FINDING OUT WHAT WILL COMPLETE ME!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Angry}}
{{TB|I THOUGHT I'D FIND BLISS IF I BROUGHT ZEN TO THE MASSES, BUT THE PEOPLE OF SPRINGFIELD JUST WON'T GET OFF THEIR—}}
{{Tapped Out Queen Gautama Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Butts! She was gonna say butts.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|I'M FEELING SMOTHERED BY MY MOTHER, ENDLESS INSULTS FROM MY BROTHER, AND THE MARQUESS WON'T STOP HITTING ON ME!}}
{{Tapped Out Marquess Milhouse Icon|Singing Smarmy}}
{{TB|CARE FOR TEA?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Siddmartha Run From Everyone She Knows|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marquess Milhouse Chase Siddmartha|4 hours|char=[[Marquess Milhouse]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Queen Gautama Helicopter Mother Siddmartha|4 hours|char=[[Queen Gautama]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rachel Jordan Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Time for the chorus!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny and Carl Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|SPRINGFIELD!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa and Rita LaFleur Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|SPRINGFIELD!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|IT'S THE PLACE THAT YOU GO, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING LOW!}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Homer and Dr. Hibbert||85|emote=Singing}}
{{TB|SPRINGFIELD!}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Bart and Ralph||95|emote=Singing}}
{{TB|SPRINGFIELD!}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Angry}}
{{TB|THEY'RE NOT ENLIGHTENED, LACKING WISDOM, INNER PEACE IS A JOKE.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|OKAY WE MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST, BUT WE'RE GOOD SIMPLE FOLK.}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|{{*}}belches{{*}}}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Worried}}
{{TB|ADVISOR FRINK WHAT SHOULD I DO?}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|BE MORE SPECIFIC, WHY SO BLUE?}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Worried}}
{{TB|I JUST CAN'T FIND MY OWN PIZZAZZ.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Singing Annoyed}}
{{TB|MAYBE STOP BEING SUCH A SPAZ?}}
{{Tapped Out Icon|Siddmartha and Advisor Frink||90|emote=Singing Happy}}
{{TB|ENLIGHTENMENT IS NOT SO EASY, QUESTING FOR IT MAKES YOU QUEASY…}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}slowing down{{*}} THEN I SHOULD FIND A PLACE THAT'S ONLY FOR ME…}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|I THINK I'LL SPEND SOME TIME AT THE BODHI TREE…}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Singing}}
{{TB|OR…YOU COULD CRAWL INTO A HOLE TO BE YOUR TEMPORARY HAVEN.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Confused}}
{{TB|THAT'S AN INTERESTING STRATEGY, BUT I'M AFRAID OF A CAVE-IN.}}
{{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Singing Surprised}}
{{TB|WELL I'M ALL OUT OF IDEAS AND SO I'LL JUST BLURT "GOOD GLAVIN"!}}
{{Tapped Out Queen Gautama Icon|Singing Angry}}
{{TB|HONEY DEAR I MUST PROTEST, DON'T RUN AWAY, STOP MISBEHAVIN'!}}
{{Tapped Out King Gautama Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|OOH, BURRITO. SWEET AND SOUR. FILLED WITH PASTA. WHAT A CRAVIN'!}}
{{Tapped Out Prince Gautama Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|LITTLE SISTER, HAVE I MENTIONED THAT YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD UNSHAVEN?}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} OH PLEASE. "NEVERMORE!" QUOTH THE RAVEN.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Siddmartha Meditate at the Bodhi Tree|4 hours|the [[Bodhi Tree]], [[Sarsaparilla Tree]], [[Waterslide Tree]], [[Old Tree Spirit]], {{TOG|Trees}}, or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Advisor Frink Demand a Higher Fee|the [[Tower of Science]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Advisor Frink]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Prince Gautama Taunt His Sister|4 hours|the [[Bodhi Tree]], [[Sarsaparilla Tree]], [[Waterslide Tree]], [[Old Tree Spirit]], {{TOG|Trees}}, or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Prince Gautama]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Queen Gautama Enroll Siddmartha in Therapy|4 hours|[[Monroe Family Therapy Center]], [[Walk-In Therapy Stand]], [[Gautama Palace]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Queen Gautama]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make King Gautama Eat a Sweet and Sour Lasagna Burrito|4 hours|[[General Chang's Taco Italiano]], a [[Krusty Burger]], the [[Tower of Science]], [[Gautama Palace]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[King Gautama]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|I'VE SPENT THIS TIME AT THE TREE, YET I AM WORSE SOMEHOW…}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|IF I CAN'T FIND MY WAY, I THINK I'LL HAVE TO SAY CIAO…}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|AND HEAD BACK HOME WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS RIGHT NOW…}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|ONE FINAL CHANCE TO FIND SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME—}}
{{Tapped Out Cat Icon}}
{{TB|Meow?}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Ohhhhh my god oh my god oh my god, kitty so cuuuuuuute!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Siddmartha Lose It Over the Cute Cat|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, where did you come from you little cutie patootie. You don't have an owner, right? And that means you're all mine, right? And no one is gonna take you away from me?}}
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Aaiiiirriigharrr!}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ah! Miss Kitty Fantastico, run!}}
{{Tapped Out Cat Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}hiss{{*}} Raaarr!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Worried}}
{{TB|KITTY, I THINK WE LOST HER, SHE HASN'T FOLLOWED US THIS FAR.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|AND SO IT SEEMS YOU'RE MINE TO KEEP, MY ALL-NEW FURRY LITTLE STAR.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|YOU'VE FILLED THIS HOLE INSIDE MY HEART, NOTHING CAN TEAR OUR LOVE APART.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Worried}}
{{TB|UNLESS…WHAT WAS THAT SOUND…NO IT COULDN'T BE…}}
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|AAIIRRIGHAIGJII-ART!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Siddmartha Try to Escape|4 hours|the [[Crazy Cat House]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Crazy Cat Lady Chase Siddmartha|4 hours|char=[[Crazy Cat Lady]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|OKAY, I GIVE UP, I'LL GIVE YOUR KITTY BACK TO YOU.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|BUT PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER, SHE LIKES LIVER STEW.}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
{{TB|ONE FINAL HUG, ONE LAST HURRAH, COME CLOSE MY KITTY, HOLD ME TRUE.}}
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|OH MY GOSH, JUST KEEP THE CAT, THIS GUSHING MAKES ME WANT TO SPEW.}}
{{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon}}
{{TB|I mean… Aaaaiiriraiarue!}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|KITTY! KITTY! IT'S YOU AND ME, TOGETHER WE'RE FREE!}}
{{Tapped Out Cat Icon|Singing Happy}}
{{TB|MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the [[Broadway]] district of [[Los Angeles]], which is known for its musicals.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Springfield Enlightened}}

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 {{TB|Honey, that's hereditary. You inherited that from Daddy because of all the sacred steak I eat.}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon}}
-{{TB|That's…not how genes work, and besides I'm a vegetarian!}}
+{{TB|That's...not how genes work, and besides I'm a vegetarian!}}
 {{Tapped Out King Gautama Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Ugh, and you won't stop talking about it either.}}
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 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Siddmartha Sing Her Feelings|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make King Gautama Provide Backup Vocals|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[King Gautama]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Prince Gautama Hate Every Second of It|4 hours|[[Gautama Palace]], [[Kathmandu U]], [[Tower of Science]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Springfield University]], [[University of Heidelberg]], [[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Prince Gautama]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Happy}}
-{{TB|…AND SO I JOURNEYED ABROAD WITH MY TRUSTED ADVISOR.}}
+{{TB|...AND SO I JOURNEYED ABROAD WITH MY TRUSTED ADVISOR.}}
 {{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Singing}}
 {{TB|I TOLD HER PARENTS SHE'D DIE IF I DIDN'T ADVISE HER!}}
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 {{TB|MAYBE STOP BEING SUCH A SPAZ?}}
 {{Tapped Out Icon|Siddmartha and Advisor Frink||90|emote=Singing Happy}}
-{{TB|ENLIGHTENMENT IS NOT SO EASY, QUESTING FOR IT MAKES YOU QUEASY…}}
+{{TB|ENLIGHTENMENT IS NOT SO EASY, QUESTING FOR IT MAKES YOU QUEASY...}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}slowing down{{*}} THEN I SHOULD FIND A PLACE THAT'S ONLY FOR ME…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}slowing down{{*}} THEN I SHOULD FIND A PLACE THAT'S ONLY FOR ME...}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
-{{TB|I THINK I'LL SPEND SOME TIME AT THE BODHI TREE…}}
+{{TB|I THINK I'LL SPEND SOME TIME AT THE BODHI TREE...}}
 {{Tapped Out Advisor Frink Icon|Singing}}
-{{TB|OR…YOU COULD CRAWL INTO A HOLE TO BE YOUR TEMPORARY HAVEN.}}
+{{TB|OR...YOU COULD CRAWL INTO A HOLE TO BE YOUR TEMPORARY HAVEN.}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Confused}}
 {{TB|THAT'S AN INTERESTING STRATEGY, BUT I'M AFRAID OF A CAVE-IN.}}
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 {{THT|After tapping on Siddmartha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
-{{TB|I'VE SPENT THIS TIME AT THE TREE, YET I AM WORSE SOMEHOW…}}
+{{TB|I'VE SPENT THIS TIME AT THE TREE, YET I AM WORSE SOMEHOW...}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
-{{TB|IF I CAN'T FIND MY WAY, I THINK I'LL HAVE TO SAY CIAO…}}
+{{TB|IF I CAN'T FIND MY WAY, I THINK I'LL HAVE TO SAY CIAO...}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
-{{TB|AND HEAD BACK HOME WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS RIGHT NOW…}}
+{{TB|AND HEAD BACK HOME WITH MY TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS RIGHT NOW...}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Sad}}
 {{TB|ONE FINAL CHANCE TO FIND SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME—}}
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 {{TB|YOU'VE FILLED THIS HOLE INSIDE MY HEART, NOTHING CAN TEAR OUR LOVE APART.}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Singing Worried}}
-{{TB|UNLESS…WHAT WAS THAT SOUND…NO IT COULDN'T BE…}}
+{{TB|UNLESS...WHAT WAS THAT SOUND...NO IT COULDN'T BE...}}
 {{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|AAIIRRIGHAIGJII-ART!}}
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 {{TB|OH MY GOSH, JUST KEEP THE CAT, THIS GUSHING MAKES ME WANT TO SPEW.}}
 {{Tapped Out Crazy Cat Lady Icon}}
-{{TB|I mean… Aaaaiiriraiarue!}}
+{{TB|I mean... Aaaaiiriraiarue!}}
 {{Tapped Out Siddmartha Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}}}}