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 {{qf|Freddy}} Hey! What the hell is this?
-{{qf|[[Mr. Lacost|Waiter]]}} ''[French accent]'' It's a bowl of shaudere ''["chowder"]'', sir.
+{{qf|[[Mr. Lacoste|Waiter]]}} ''[French accent]'' It's a bowl of shaudere ''["chowder"]'', sir.
 {{qf|Freddy}} Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it? Say it loud enough so everyone can hear. Cone on, say it...
 {{qf|Waiter}} Ahem. Shaudere .

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 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[sighs]'' I'm a small man in some ways, Bart. A small, petty man. Three months' detention.
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-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Why, there are no children here at the 4H club, either! Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Why, there are no children here at the [[4-H|4-H club]] either. Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.
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 {{qf|[[Patty]]}} That's not going to happen, Homer.
 {{qf|Jasper}} Let's vote. My liver is failing.
-{{qf|Homer}} Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO... ooh! ''{{w|Free Willy}}''!
+{{qf|Homer}} Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO... ooh! ''{{W|Free Willy}}''!
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
 {{qf|Homer}} Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
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 {{qf|Bart}} You see, Lisa? They don't need my testimony.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Only because Mayor Quimby's buying his nephew's freedom.
-{{qf|Bart}} Ah. The system works. Just ask {{w|Claus von Bulow}}.
+{{qf|Bart}} Ah. The system works. Just ask {{W|Claus von Bulow}}.
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 {{qf|[[Lionel Hutz]]}} Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.

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 {{qf|[[Patty]]}} That's not going to happen, Homer.
 {{qf|Jasper}} Let's vote. My liver is failing.
-{{qf|Homer}} Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO… ooh! {{w|Free Willy}}!
+{{qf|Homer}} Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO... ooh! ''{{w|Free Willy}}''!
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
 {{qf|Homer}} Uh, how are the rest of you voting?

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 '''[[Helen Lovejoy]]''': Heh, this won't take long. He's clearly guilty. We'll probably be home by dinner time.
-'''[[Jasper Beardly|Jasper]]''': Good. I hear the dog from Frasier is going to ride the dolphin on SeaQuest.
+'''[[Jasper Beardsley|Jasper]]''': Good. I hear the dog from Frasier is going to ride the dolphin on SeaQuest.
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 '''Bart''': (about [[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]) Oh my God, he is like some sort of ... non ... giving up ... school guy!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song|Lady Bouvier's Lover}}
-'''Bart''': (trying to buy a ticket at the Aztec Movie Theater) Look, if I was really under 17 I'd be in school, right?
+'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': (trying to buy a ticket at the [[Aztec Theater|Aztec Movie Theater]]) Look, if I was really under 17 I'd be in school, right?
 '''Ticket Seller''': Yeah, I guess you are right. Enjoy "Boob-a-rama", sir.
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-'''Homer''': Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room. But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed. And that's why we had Chinese food for lunch.
+'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': [[Marge Simpson|Marge]], it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room. But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed. And that's why we had Chinese food for lunch.
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 '''Bart''': Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
-'''Lisa''': They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're...
+'''[[Lisa Simpson|Lisa]]''': They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're...
 [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up]
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 '''Bart''': Prison bus, Otto?
-'''Otto''': The regular school bus broke down, so take a seat before I blow your heads off!
+'''[[Otto Mann|Otto]]''': The regular school bus broke down, so take a seat before I blow your heads off!
 '''Lisa''': Otto!
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 '''Otto''': Oh, sorry. This bus and I have sort of a "Shining" thing going on.
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-'''Marge''': Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.
+'''Marge''': Your [[Arthur Bouvier|Uncle Arthur]] used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let [[God]] sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.
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 '''Bart''': Ah, the joys of mortgaging your future.
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-'''Helen Lovejoy''': Heh, this won't take long. He's clearly guilty. We'll probably be home by dinner time.
+'''[[Helen Lovejoy]]''': Heh, this won't take long. He's clearly guilty. We'll probably be home by dinner time.
-'''Jasper''': Good. I hear the dog from Frasier is going to ride the dolphin on SeaQuest.
+'''[[Jasper Beardly|Jasper]]''': Good. I hear the dog from Frasier is going to ride the dolphin on SeaQuest.
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-'''Bart''': (about Principal Skinner) Oh my God, he is like some sort of ... non ... giving up ... school guy!
+'''Bart''': (about [[Seymour Skinner|Principal Skinner]]) Oh my God, he is like some sort of ... non ... giving up ... school guy!
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 '''Jasper''': Why bother voting? He's guilty.
-'''Flanders''': Well, we might as well make it official.
+'''[[Ned Flanders|Flanders]]''': Well, we might as well make it official.
 '''Homer''': What does "sequestered" mean?
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 '''Principal Skinner''': A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that".
-'''Homer''': So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel...
+'''Homer''': So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the [[Springfield Palace Hotel]]...
-'''Patty''': That's not going to happen, Homer.
+'''[[Patty Bouvier|Patty]]''': That's not going to happen, Homer.
 '''Jasper''': Let's vote. My liver is failing.
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 '''Everyone''': Aw.
-'''Homer''': I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.
+'''Homer''': I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe [[Freddy Quimby]] should walk out of here a free hotel.
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 '''Homer''': [on the phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me! I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up and presses a button] Room service? Send up 2 more pot roasts and 3 more pillows with mints on them.
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-'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived. They've been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000.
+'''[[Edna Krabappel|Mrs. Krabappel]]''': Well, children, our new ultra-hard PostCherfect chairs have arrived. They've been designed by eminent posturologists to eliminate slouching by the year 3000.
-'''Martin''': Mrs. Krabappel? [groans] I'm having back spasms...
+'''[[Martin Prince|Martin]]''': Mrs. Krabappel? [groans] I'm having back spasms...
 '''Mrs. Krabappel''': [chuckles] I know they seem a little uncomfortable right now, but eventually your bones will change shape.
-'''Milhouse''': I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body. [lifts his limp left arm with his right arm]
+'''[[Milhouse van Houten|Milhouse]]''': I've lost all feeling in the left side of my body. [lifts his limp left arm with his right arm]
 '''Mrs. Krabappel''': Yeah, yeah.
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 '''Freddy Quimby''': Gimme the ball! [runs to the punch bowl and throws it in hard] The punch has been spiked! Ha ha!
-'''Mayor Quimby''': That's my nephew, displaying the Quimby wit that's won the public heart. Happy birthday, Freddy! And may all your disgraces be private.
+'''[[Joe Quimby|Mayor Quimby]]''': That's my nephew, displaying the Quimby wit that's won the public heart. Happy birthday, Freddy! And may all your disgraces be private.
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 '''Mayor Quimby''' [to Bart]: And who are you, little boy?
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 '''Freddy''': [laughter] Come back here! I'm not through demeaning you.
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-'''Chief Wiggum''': Oh, my God. Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten. Heh-heh.
+'''[[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]]''': Oh, my God. Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice Krispie square! Oh yeah, and the waiter's been brutally beaten. Heh-heh.
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 '''Marge''': [reads the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death! Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him.
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 '''Lisa''': You'd think someone would have seen something at a crowded party like that.
-'''Bart''': Well they didn't, OK? They didn't. It says right here in black and white, "No witnesses." Case closed. [grabs paper] Now let's all read the funnies. [reads] Oh look: Charlie Brown said, "good grief". Hah. I didn't see that coming. [forced laughter]
+'''Bart''': Well they didn't, OK? They didn't. It says right here in black and white, "No witnesses." Case closed. [grabs paper] Now let's all read the funnies. [reads] Oh look: [[Charlie Brown]] said, "good grief". Hah. I didn't see that coming. [forced laughter]
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 '''Bart''': Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked. I know that Freddy Quimby is innocent.
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 '''Homer''': (thinking) I know you can read my thoughts, boy. (singing) Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
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-'''Moe''': Freddy Quimby was with me the entire...night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in...er, you know, one of them loser countries.
+'''[[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]''': Freddy Quimby was with me the entire...night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in...er, you know, one of them loser countries.
 '''Woman''': He's clearly innocent.
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 '''Bart''': Ah. The system works. Just ask {{w|Claus von Bulow}}.
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-'''Lionel Hutz''': Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.
+'''[[Lionel Hutz]]''': Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.
-'''Dr. Hibbert''': Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". Hitler had it, Walt Disney had it, and... Freddy Quimby has it.
+'''[[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]]''': Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene". [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] had it, [[Walt Disney]] had it, and... Freddy Quimby has it.
 '''Lionel Hutz''': Thank you, Dr. Hibbert. I rest my case.
-'''Judge Snyder''': You rest your case?
+'''[[Roy Snyder|Judge Snyder]]''': You rest your case?
 '''Lionel Hutz''': What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed.
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 '''Principal Skinner''': I knew it! I knew you'd slip up sooner or later, Simpson!
-'''Apu''': What slip up? What are you talking about? He confessed it!
+'''[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon|Apu]]''': What slip up? What are you talking about? He confessed it!
 '''Principal Skinner''': Quiet, I need this.

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 '''Lisa''': Only because Mayor Quimby's buying his nephew's freedom.
-'''Bart''': Ah. The system works. Just ask Claus von Bulow.
+'''Bart''': Ah. The system works. Just ask {{w|Claus von Bulow}}.
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 '''Lionel Hutz''': Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of not being guilty. I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.

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