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:'''[[Lindsey Naegle]]:''' Mr. Simpson, it looks like you've invented a new bakery treat! Half fritter, half macaroon. We call them "Frittaroons!"
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Lindsey Naegle? What are you doing here?
:'''[[Lindsey Naegle]]:''' Hello, Marge! I'm always on the hunt for new innovative ideas and ways to "Zuckerberg" my way into a creator credit.
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' Brad and Neil from Powersauce?
:'''[[Neil]]:''' That's us!
:'''{{ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}:''' Actually, we had to stop selling Powersauce bars since the FDA discredited all of our claims.
:'''[[Neil]]:''' But now we have anew idea that is guaranteed to work. The neanderthal diet. You can only eat foods that a caveman would eat!
:'''{{ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}:''' And your body type makes your the perfect before model!
:'''[[Neil]]:''' We need you eat meat!
:'''{{ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}:''' Lots and lots of meat
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Woo-hoo!
:'''{{ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}:''' Sadly, you can't eat Fritaroons on the Neanderthal diet! No carbs.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' D-d-d'oh!
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' I've got to say, Marge. Helping others felt pretty good!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Then keep doing it! You get so many different job offers that you could start your own employment office.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Really?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Yes! And it's a lot safer than running wild with your usual ideas.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Okay! I just texted Mr. Smithers and quit my job!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, you didn't have to do that.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' They'll have to hire someone new to replace me. See, Marge? I'm already creating jobs for this city!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Hrmmm...
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Bwa-ha-ha! I feel like a god! Like Mastermind, The Pupper Master or The Anti-Life equation... I control Springfield's every move!
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:'''[[Rich Texan]]:''' Mr. Simpson, you worked real hard this past week. My insurance company desperately could use a man like you! We'd like you to be our new claims adjuster.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' What does that mean?
:'''[[Rich Texan]]:''' You figure out how much yo pay our customers if they ever get in an accident! It's a nice, cushy desk job! Bang bang!
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Can I, Marge? It's always been my dream to work in the insurance industry!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Go right ahead. Maybe a conformable, stable job is just what you needed. I mean, chaos can't follow your everywhere, right?

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 {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Bwa-ha-ha! I feel like a god! Like Mastermind, The Pupper Master or The Anti-Life equation... I control Springfield's every move!
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-{{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} Mr. Simpson, you worked real hard this past week. My insurance company desperately could use a man like you! We'd like you to be our new claims adjuster.
+{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Mr. Simpson, you worked real hard this past week. My insurance company desperately could use a man like you! We'd like you to be our new claims adjuster.
 {{qf|Homer}} What does that mean?
-{{qf|Rich Texan}} You figure out how much yo pay our customers if they ever get in an accident! It's a nice, cushy desk job! Bang bang!
+{{qf|The Rich Texan}} You figure out how much yo pay our customers if they ever get in an accident! It's a nice, cushy desk job! Bang bang!
 {{qf|Homer}} Can I, Marge? It's always been my dream to work in the insurance industry!
 {{qf|Marge}} Go right ahead. Maybe a conformable, stable job is just what you needed. I mean, chaos can't follow your everywhere, right?

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 {{qf|Homer}} I've got to say, Marge. Helping others felt pretty good!
-{{qf|Marge}} Then keep doing it! You get so  many different job offers that you could start your own employment office.
+{{qf|Marge}} Then keep doing it! You get so many different job offers that you could start your own employment office.
 {{qf|Homer}} Really?
 {{qf|Marge}} Yes! And it's a lot safer than running wild with your usual ideas.

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-:'''[[Lindsey Naegle]]:''' Mr. Simpson, it looks like you've invented a new bakery treat! Half fritter, half macaroon. We call them "Frittaroons!"
+{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} Mr. Simpson, it looks like you've invented a new bakery treat! Half fritter, half macaroon. We call them "Frittaroons!"
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Lindsey Naegle? What are you doing here?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Lindsey Naegle? What are you doing here?
-:'''Lindsey Naegle:''' Hello, Marge! I'm always on the hunt for new innovative ideas and ways to "Zuckerberg" my way into a creator credit.
+{{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Hello, Marge! I'm always on the hunt for new innovative ideas and ways to "Zuckerberg" my way into a creator credit.
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Brad and Neil from Powersauce?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Brad and Neil from Powersauce?
-:'''[[Neil]]:''' That's us!
+{{qf|[[Neil]]}} That's us!
-:'''{{ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}:''' Actually, we had to stop selling Powersauce bars since the FDA discredited all of our claims.
+{{qf|{{ap|Brad|King of the Hill}}}} Actually, we had to stop selling Powersauce bars since the FDA discredited all of our claims.
-:'''Neil:''' But now we have anew idea that is guaranteed to work. The neanderthal diet. You can only eat foods that a caveman would eat!
+{{qf|Neil}} But now we have anew idea that is guaranteed to work. The neanderthal diet. You can only eat foods that a caveman would eat!
-:'''Brad:''' And your body type makes your the perfect before model!
+{{qf|Brad}} And your body type makes your the perfect before model!
-:'''Neil:''' We need you eat meat!
+{{qf|Neil}} We need you eat meat!
-:'''Brad:''' Lots and lots of meat
+{{qf|Brad}} Lots and lots of meat
-:'''Homer:''' Woo-hoo!
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo!
-:'''Brad:''' Sadly, you can't eat Fritaroons on the Neanderthal diet! No carbs.
+{{qf|Brad}} Sadly, you can't eat Fritaroons on the Neanderthal diet! No carbs.
-:'''Homer:''' D-d-d'oh!
+{{qf|Homer}} D-d-d'oh!
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-:'''Homer:''' I've got to say, Marge. Helping others felt pretty good!
+{{qf|Homer}} I've got to say, Marge. Helping others felt pretty good!
-:'''Marge:''' Then keep doing it! You get so  many different job offers that you could start your own employment office.
+{{qf|Marge}} Then keep doing it! You get so  many different job offers that you could start your own employment office.
-:'''Homer:''' Really?
+{{qf|Homer}} Really?
-:'''Marge:''' Yes! And it's a lot safer than running wild with your usual ideas.
+{{qf|Marge}} Yes! And it's a lot safer than running wild with your usual ideas.
-:'''Homer:''' Okay! I just texted Mr. Smithers and quit my job!
+{{qf|Homer}} Okay! I just texted Mr. Smithers and quit my job!
-:'''Marge:''' Homer, you didn't have to do that.
+{{qf|Marge}} Homer, you didn't have to do that.
-:'''Homer:''' They'll have to hire someone new to replace me. See, Marge? I'm already creating jobs for this city!
+{{qf|Homer}} They'll have to hire someone new to replace me. See, Marge? I'm already creating jobs for this city!
-:'''Marge:''' Hrmmm...
+{{qf|Marge}} Hrmmm...
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-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Bwa-ha-ha! I feel like a god! Like Mastermind, The Pupper Master or The Anti-Life equation... I control Springfield's every move!
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Bwa-ha-ha! I feel like a god! Like Mastermind, The Pupper Master or The Anti-Life equation... I control Springfield's every move!
 ----
-:'''[[Rich Texan]]:''' Mr. Simpson, you worked real hard this past week. My insurance company desperately could use a man like you! We'd like you to be our new claims adjuster.
+{{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} Mr. Simpson, you worked real hard this past week. My insurance company desperately could use a man like you! We'd like you to be our new claims adjuster.
-:'''Homer:''' What does that mean?
+{{qf|Homer}} What does that mean?
-:'''Rich Texan:''' You figure out how much yo pay our customers if they ever get in an accident! It's a nice, cushy desk job! Bang bang!
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} You figure out how much yo pay our customers if they ever get in an accident! It's a nice, cushy desk job! Bang bang!
-:'''Homer:''' Can I, Marge? It's always been my dream to work in the insurance industry!
+{{qf|Homer}} Can I, Marge? It's always been my dream to work in the insurance industry!
-:'''Marge:''' Go right ahead. Maybe a conformable, stable job is just what you needed. I mean, chaos can't follow your everywhere, right?
+{{qf|Marge}} Go right ahead. Maybe a conformable, stable job is just what you needed. I mean, chaos can't follow your everywhere, right?
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