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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Can we go to the bookstore, dad? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} Bart! You want... a book? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Not until you finish your television! ---- {{qf|Ba...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Can we go to the bookstore, dad?<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart! You want... a book?<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Not until you finish your television!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Lisa, I'm shocked by your ignorance of all things Bart! What is my motto?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} [Sigh] &quot;Krusty said it, I believe it, and that settles it.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Amen, sister!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Then it's settled! We've been to [[Tanzania]], [[Japan]], [[Brazil]], [[Washington, D.C.]], [[New York]], and [[Capital City]]! And now... ...The Simpsons are going to a bookstore!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Suddenly, Springfield's children are going to &quot;hangouts&quot; such as this in their &quot;jones&quot; to &quot;score&quot; the &quot;literature&quot; they crave! Any reason parents shouldn't panic, chief?<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Kent, we're hoping this reading thing is just another kiddie-fad-of-the-week, like comic books or video games!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Isn't this fascinating? You pick out anything you want and take it to the cashier, just like a regular store!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Dare we believe our eyes, Edna? Children using their minds? As if they want to?<br /> {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Lord help me, Seymour! I'm almost... Proud of them!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Marge! Wake the kids! We're gonna have us a good old-fashioned book-banning!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Book That Ate Springfield!/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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