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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mr._Burns" class="mw-redirect" title="Mr. Burns">Mr. Burns</a>}} Teenagers! What are they doing on a golf course? Shouldn&#039;t they be loitering in a penny arcade or a juke joint? {{qf|Waylon Smithers, J...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Teenagers! What are they doing on a golf course? Shouldn't they be loitering in a penny arcade or a juke joint?<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers, Jr.]]}} Blame it on [[Tiger Woods]], sir. He took a sport invented in [[Scotland]] and sustained by bored retirees, and actually made it &quot;cool&quot;.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Now grease up the gatling gun and prepare to return fire!<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} Sir, that would violate both the country club's rules and the Geneva Convention.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} What's this then?<br /> {{qf|Smithers}} It's called virtual reality, sir. I've had the Professor design some scenarios that I thought you might find appealing.<br /> {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} That's the &quot;pillaging with [[Genghis Khan]]&quot; program that you see now [Ng-Hey] with the lancing and the slaughtering of innocents and so forth.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Who am I kidding? Golf is my true love. The easy cheating, the decadence of the golf cart, shaving bald hundreds of acres of forest, and diverting millions of gallons of precious water.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} The pink-beaked chickadee is what we call an endangered species. The [[Springfield Nature Preserve]] is its last known habitat. Any questions?<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} It's beautiful and so majestic.<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Can we eat the pretty bird's eggs? I'm hungry.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Plans for cutting 5000 acres of 200-year-old trees for the course were given an enthusiastic thumbs-up by the Springfield Environmental Review Board, which, coincidentally... ...Disbanded yesterday and reformed as the Springfield Porsche Owners Club.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Moe}} All right. I couldn't accept Mr. Burns' &quot;Big Game Hunting&quot; badge because of certain laws regarding cruelty to animals. And I can't accept Lisa's &quot;Pet Grooming&quot; badge for the same reason.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Bart!<br /> {{qf|Moe}} That makes it a tie.<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Bogey Man/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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