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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Man, I just sat through a boring day of classes, waiting for this glorious moment! I&#039;m starving! I haven&#039;t eaten a crumb all day! {{qf|Milho...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Man, I just sat through a boring day of classes, waiting for this glorious moment! I'm starving! I haven't eaten a crumb all day!<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} Why didn't you join us for lunch in the cafeteria?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} And blow my lunch money on fish sticks and mac and cheese when I can have all this?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Puh-leeze. Name three bad things that can happen from eating too much candy.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Cavities, tooth decay, gum disease--<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Okay, name twenty bad things...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} The sugar rush must be hitting your brain. You can't focus on what I'm saying.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} You did what now?<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} [SIGH] I'm going home.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Angel Bart}} Bart, I'm disappointed in you. You know your sister cares about you! She's just worried about your health!<br /> {{qf|Devil Bart}} Meh! What does Lisa know? She's only an honor roll student with an A-Plus average, destined to graduate college as Valedictorian and earn a salary in the highest possible income tax bracket...<br /> {{qf|Angel Bart}} Heh! Heh!<br /> {{qf|Devil Bart}} Okay, bad example...<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} ''[dreaming]'' Oh, my aching tooth! Nnnn...nooo... My teeth are all gone! I'm all gums! All gums!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Isn't this the part where you tell me it's okay to eat lots of candy?<br /> {{qf|Devil Bart}} Sorry, I've got nothin' for ya! The Black Tooth is coming to get you. You're on your own, buddy.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} A tooth? You must be imaging things.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I'm telling you, I saw it! It was big and gross and sweating with icky plaque. Make it go away! It's after me!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} I'm tellin' ya, boy, a big hideous donut showed up in the kitchen!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Take a number, man!<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Black Tooth/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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