The Beer Minimum - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 16:17, April 9, 2025

2025-04-09T16:17:06Z

SolarBot: /* Pt. 3 */ replaced: Eyeroll → Eye Roll

2025-03-11T12:33:44Z

‎Pt. 3: replaced: Eyeroll → Eye Roll

SolarBot: /* Pt. 2 */ replaced: … → ...

2024-08-19T21:55:44Z

‎Pt. 2: replaced: … → ...

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Beer Minimum |image = |level = 15 |update = {{TOCU|Season Premiere 2016}} |requirements = Moe's Brewing Co. |characters = Moe, Lisa..."

2024-08-19T18:59:11Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = The Beer Minimum |image = |level = 15 |update = {{TOCU|Season Premiere 2016}} |requirements = Moe's Brewing Co. |characters = Moe, Lisa..."

New page

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Beer Minimum
|image =
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Season Premiere 2016}}
|requirements = [[Moe's Brewing Co.]]
|characters = [[Moe]], [[Lisa]], [[Homer]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Beer Minimum''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Season Premiere 2016}} content update. It requires [[Moe's Brewing Co.]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Finally, goin' to Moe's will mean more than bad beer, ipecac chasers, and urinal fires.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Inspect Moe's Brewing Co.|60 minutes|[[Moe's Brewing Co.]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|There's nothin' here! I was promised golden beer taps, stools that spin, and a real chocolate fountain, not this mud one…}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|You ran out of money. We could only do the outside.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|The windows are painted on!}}
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, they're stickers. Paint is expensive.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|I'm gonna have to undertake some creative undertaking which involves a good shovel.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Moe Dig a Tunnel to Moe's Tavern|3 hours|[[Moe's Brewing Co.]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Sewage}}
{{TB|If you want something done right, you have to get your hands dirty. My hands were dirty, so I was way ahead of the game.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Alarmed}}
{{TB|Mister Szyslak, your building is half-finished and hazardous. Someone could really get hurt here.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I put up one of them "enter at your own risk" signs.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
{{TB|But no one would be foolish enough to enter with that hung there.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}
{{TB|Ooh! New Moe's!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Whaddaya know? My best fool has arrived!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Visit Moe's Brewing Co.|3 hours|[[Moe's Brewing Co.]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Season Premiere 2016}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Beer Minimum, The}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = The Beer Minimum
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Moe Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 15
 |update = {{TOCU|Season Premiere 2016}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Moe]], [[Lisa]], [[Homer]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =
@@ Line 16: / Line 18: @@
 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}

@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 {{TB|I put up one of them "enter at your own risk" signs.}}
-{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eyeroll}}
+{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Eye Roll}}
 {{TB|But no one would be foolish enough to enter with that hung there.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Ooh}}

@@ Line 28: / Line 28: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
-{{TB|There's nothin' here! I was promised golden beer taps, stools that spin, and a real chocolate fountain, not this mud one…}}
+{{TB|There's nothin' here! I was promised golden beer taps, stools that spin, and a real chocolate fountain, not this mud one...}}
 {{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}}
 {{TB|You ran out of money. We could only do the outside.}}