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<p>‎<span dir="auto"><span class="autocomment">top: </span>typos fixed: what what → what</span></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 13:50, December 12, 2023</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l38" >Line 38:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 38:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Milhouse}} Why do I get the mop?</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Milhouse}} Why do I get the mop?</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Ooh, I know what <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">what </del>face means! I better makes some frown-fighting cheer 'em up nachos.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Ooh, I know what <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">that </ins>face means! I better makes some frown-fighting cheer 'em up nachos.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} Yeah. He's gonna need double cheese.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Bart}} Yeah. He's gonna need double cheese.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} Homer!!! Let Mr. Van Houten have a turn. He&#039;s the one who rented the boat! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Quiet, boy! You&#039;ll scare away the fish. {{qf|Bart}...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Homer!!! Let Mr. Van Houten have a turn. He's the one who rented the boat!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Quiet, boy! You'll scare away the fish.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} What fish?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Face it, Homer. You couldn't catch a cold. I'll catch a fish!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Quit mocking me, boy. I got a bite!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} So do I!<br /> {{qf|Text box}} Moments later...<br /> {{qf|Homer}} A stupid pair of glasses?<br /> {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} They're mine! I just lost them and my breakfast overboard.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} This was a bad idea. We're like fish out of water here.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Fish out of water? Are you saying I can't get a fish out of the water?<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} Huh? What? It was a metaphor.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I think the sun has fried your dad's brain.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} He works at the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|nuclear plant]]. His brain was fried a long time ago.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Boy! Go below deck and fetch me a fresh beer and some sardines from the bait bucket!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Aye, aye, fat man!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Wait!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} What?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Put those sardines on two slices of bread with some mustard.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Captain, damn my fear of angry mermaids! We need to go farther out to catch some fish.<br /> {{qf|[[Captain McCallister]]}} Arrr, the waves out there will do them bespectacled landlubbers in!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Is this the Good Ship Lollipop or a fishing boat? Are we going deeper or not?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! Stupid fish jumped and broke the rod.<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} More like, smart fish.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Hey, that's my favorite shirt!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Chill out, Homer. You've got a closet full of 'em.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Alright, me. Let's save a fish!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Why do I get the mop?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Ooh, I know what what face means! I better makes some frown-fighting cheer 'em up nachos.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Yeah. He's gonna need double cheese.<br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Bald Man and the Sea/Quotes, The}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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