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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Bad Shepherd
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Winter 2016}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[The Parson]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Ned]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''The Bad Shepherd''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Winter 2016}} content update. It requires [[The Parson]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Parson! To what do I owe this, uh, pleasure?}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|Your former congregation walks the streets paying homage to river spirits and you wonder why I'm here?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I've tried, I really have!}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|We in the Presbylutheran Church can stomach losing the occasional member to the Lutherterians.}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|They're a heretical lot, doomed to hellfire, but, you know, I see the appeal. I get it.}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But PAGANISM, Tim? Really?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Parson Sermonize at Rev. Lovejoy|8 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|It's just a slump! I've had them before!}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Your numbers are down for the twelfth straight quarter. That's not a slump. That's a one-way ticket to the Saskatoon parish.}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Now, we're gonna fix this, or you can pack your bags.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|Timothy, gather your flock. I am going to address them personally.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That's incredible! You haven't spoken publicly since 1983!}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And I swore I never would again. The last time I sermonized, my words were so holy twelve old widows burst into flame.}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|But the situation is dire. Time to play the old hits.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rev. Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Speech|60 minutes|the [[Town Hall]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make the Parson Sermonize the Old Hits|60 minutes|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle|60 minutes|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That… that was incredible!}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I wish the rest of the congregation agreed. Those pentagram-wearing weirdos just stared at me…}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|See? I told you!}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|I performed all my 80's hits: “God: Your Personal [[Yoda]],” “LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New” and “Faith: the [[Jane Fonda]] Workout for Your Soul.”}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Has my material gone stale?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|Time to bring out the big guns.}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|Gather the troops, Timothy. Tomorrow, the Parson will croon this town back to God.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Performance|12 hours|the [[Town Hall]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make the Parson Sing Psalm 98:5|12 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle Again|12 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|AUUUUGHHH! PARSON, WE LOVE YOU! WHOOOOO!}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Still nothing! What is with these people?}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|I don't mean to gloat, but I did tell you--}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Saskatoon, Tim. Saskatoon.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Shutting up now, sir.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It appears that the situation is much worse than I thought.}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|I need to commune with the Lord in quiet contemplation.}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|Where's the nearest golf course?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Parson Tear it Up|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|I have consulted with the Holy Spirit.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|What did he say?}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Mostly complained about His clubs. He shot an 85. He's a 7 handicap, so a rough day for Him out there.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|So… what's the plan to win back our flock?}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|First, I'm going to peal off in my golf cart.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|And then?}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|I don't know, spread the Word maybe. Point is, this town gives me the creeps. You're welcome to it.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make the Parson Spread the Word|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yay, a golf cart!}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
{{TB|If you'll come to church this Sunday, I'll let you drive it, son.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|No thank you. I worship a tree. Tree said he'll buy me a fire truck.}}
{{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I hate this town…}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Winter 2016}}
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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = The Bad Shepherd
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Parson Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Winter 2016}}
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 |characters = [[The Parson]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Ned]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Rev. Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Speech|60 minutes|the [[Town Hall]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make the Parson Sermonize the Old Hits|60 minutes|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle|60 minutes|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|That… that was incredible!}}
+{{TB|That... that was incredible!}}
 {{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|I wish the rest of the congregation agreed. Those pentagram-wearing weirdos just stared at me…}}
+{{TB|I wish the rest of the congregation agreed. Those pentagram-wearing weirdos just stared at me...}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 {{TB|See? I told you!}}
 {{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
-{{TB|I performed all my 80's hits: “God: Your Personal [[Yoda]],” “LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New” and “Faith: the [[Jane Fonda]] Workout for Your Soul.”}}
+{{TB|I performed all my 80's hits: "God: Your Personal [[Yoda]]," "LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New" and "Faith: the [[Jane Fonda]] Workout for Your Soul."}}
 {{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Has my material gone stale?}}
@@ Line 108: / Line 108: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
-{{TB|So… what's the plan to win back our flock?}}
+{{TB|So... what's the plan to win back our flock?}}
 {{Tapped Out The Parson Icon}}
 {{TB|First, I'm going to peal off in my golf cart.}}
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 {{TB|No thank you. I worship a tree. Tree said he'll buy me a fire truck.}}
 {{Tapped Out The Parson Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|I hate this town…}}
+{{TB|I hate this town...}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}