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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Happy Veteran's day! We made you a cake.
:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Gimme! What is that, chocolate? They rationed that during the war. You don't want to know what I had to do to get a Hershey bar!
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:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Let go live ot Springfield Elementary for the Wiggum press conference, already in progress.
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' With the Springfield 500 coming up, I just want to serve notice to this so-called "El Grampo," taht we will not have graffiti marring our beloved event. And because the law-enforcement community of Springfield os completely powerless to stop him, we're taking steps to celan up the tagging. The following parking violation offendersa re hereby placed on graffiti-removal detail. In alphabetical order, Sampson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh!
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Correction, that was a typo. The two on graffiti-removal ill be Simpson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh! D'oh!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' El Grampo, I presume...
:'''[[El Grampo]]:''' Agghh! Who's that? I nearly swallowed my teeth.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Grampa?! Is that you? I still don't believe it. Y... you kiled that El Grampo guy and sole his clothes. Right?
:'''[[El Grampo]]:''' Nope. I'm the genuine article, El Grampo, in the pale bump flesh. Impressed?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' You bet I am! Now I know where I get my outlaw streak! Can I go with you?
:'''[[El Grampo]]:''' Too ganerous, boy. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of.
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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Hey everybody, meet my grandson! He's visiting me, and he doesn't even have to!
:'''[[Jasper]]:''' Sure, Simpson-- think you're cock-of-the-walk because you have a relative who isn't prentending you're dead. Well, just wait till my birthday when my son's realtor sends me a calendar. You'll whistle a different tune.
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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' ...so when one of the other coppers told Wiggy that he'd have to fill out a pile of paperwork... ...he decided not to shoot us and instead made us do battle as geriatric gladiators to win the title of El Grampo. Luckily, I won. So that's the story of how your Grampa became a carbunkle on society's kiester! I changed death! I laughed in the face of John law! I stayed awake loooong past my bedtime!

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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Let go live at Springfield Elementary for the Wiggum press conference, already in progress.
-{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} With the Springfield 500 coming up, I just want to serve notice to this so-called "El Grampo," that we will not have graffiti marring our beloved event. And because the law-enforcement community of Springfield os completely powerless to stop him, we're taking steps to celan up the tagging. The following parking violation offendersa re hereby placed on graffiti-removal detail. In alphabetical order, Sampson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} With the Springfield 500 coming up, I just want to serve notice to this so-called "El Grampo," that we will not have graffiti marring our beloved event. And because the law-enforcement community of Springfield os completely powerless to stop him, we're taking steps to celan up the tagging. The following parking violation offendersa re hereby placed on graffiti-removal detail. In alphabetical order, Sampson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} D'oh!
-{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Correction, that was a typo. The two on graffiti-removal ill be Simpson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Correction, that was a typo. The two on graffiti-removal ill be Simpson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
 {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! D'oh!
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Let go live at Springfield Elementary for the Wiggum press conference, already in progress.
-{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} With the Springfield 500 coming up, I just want to serve notice to this so-called "El Grampo," taht we will not have graffiti marring our beloved event. And because the law-enforcement community of Springfield os completely powerless to stop him, we're taking steps to celan up the tagging. The following parking violation offendersa re hereby placed on graffiti-removal detail. In alphabetical order, Sampson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
+{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} With the Springfield 500 coming up, I just want to serve notice to this so-called "El Grampo," that we will not have graffiti marring our beloved event. And because the law-enforcement community of Springfield os completely powerless to stop him, we're taking steps to celan up the tagging. The following parking violation offendersa re hereby placed on graffiti-removal detail. In alphabetical order, Sampson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} D'oh!
 {{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Correction, that was a typo. The two on graffiti-removal ill be Simpson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
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 {{qf|Grampa}} Hey everybody, meet my grandson! He's visiting me, and he doesn't even have to!
-{{qf|[[Jasper]]}} Sure, Simpson-- think you're cock-of-the-walk because you have a relative who isn't prentending you're dead. Well, just wait till my birthday when my son's realtor sends me a calendar. You'll whistle a different tune.
+{{qf|[[Jasper]]}} Sure, Simpson—think you're cock-of-the-walk because you have a relative who isn't prentending you're dead. Well, just wait till my birthday when my son's realtor sends me a calendar. You'll whistle a different tune.
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 {{qf|Grampa}} ...so when one of the other coppers told Wiggy that he'd have to fill out a pile of paperwork... ...he decided not to shoot us and instead made us do battle as geriatric gladiators to win the title of El Grampo. Luckily, I won. So that's the story of how your Grampa became a carbunkle on society's kiester! I changed death! I laughed in the face of John law! I stayed awake loooong past my bedtime!
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Happy Veteran's day! We made you a cake.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Happy Veteran's day! We made you a cake.
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Gimme! What is that, chocolate? They rationed that during the war. You don't want to know what I had to do to get a Hershey bar!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Gimme! What is that, chocolate? They rationed that during the war. You don't want to know what I had to do to get a Hershey bar!
 ----
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Let go live at Springfield Elementary for the Wiggum press conference, already in progress.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Let go live at Springfield Elementary for the Wiggum press conference, already in progress.
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' With the Springfield 500 coming up, I just want to serve notice to this so-called "El Grampo," taht we will not have graffiti marring our beloved event. And because the law-enforcement community of Springfield os completely powerless to stop him, we're taking steps to celan up the tagging. The following parking violation offendersa re hereby placed on graffiti-removal detail. In alphabetical order, Sampson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
+{{qf|[[Clancy Wiggum]]}} With the Springfield 500 coming up, I just want to serve notice to this so-called "El Grampo," taht we will not have graffiti marring our beloved event. And because the law-enforcement community of Springfield os completely powerless to stop him, we're taking steps to celan up the tagging. The following parking violation offendersa re hereby placed on graffiti-removal detail. In alphabetical order, Sampson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} D'oh!
-:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' Correction, that was a typo. The two on graffiti-removal ill be Simpson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
+{{qf|Clancy Wiggum}} Correction, that was a typo. The two on graffiti-removal ill be Simpson, Homer, and Simpson, Homer.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh! D'oh!
+{{qf|Homer}} D'oh! D'oh!
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' El Grampo, I presume...
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} El Grampo, I presume...
-:'''[[El Grampo]]:''' Agghh! Who's that? I nearly swallowed my teeth.
+{{qf|[[El Grampo]]}} Agghh! Who's that? I nearly swallowed my teeth.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Grampa?! Is that you? I still don't believe it. Y... you kiled that El Grampo guy and sole his clothes. Right?
+{{qf|Bart}} Grampa?! Is that you? I still don't believe it. Y... you kiled that El Grampo guy and sole his clothes. Right?
-:'''[[El Grampo]]:''' Nope. I'm the genuine article, El Grampo, in the pale bump flesh. Impressed?
+{{qf|El Grampo}} Nope. I'm the genuine article, El Grampo, in the pale bump flesh. Impressed?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' You bet I am! Now I know where I get my outlaw streak! Can I go with you?
+{{qf|Bart}} You bet I am! Now I know where I get my outlaw streak! Can I go with you?
-:'''[[El Grampo]]:''' Too dangerous, boy. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of.
+{{qf|El Grampo}} Too dangerous, boy. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of.
 ----
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Hey everybody, meet my grandson! He's visiting me, and he doesn't even have to!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Hey everybody, meet my grandson! He's visiting me, and he doesn't even have to!
-:'''[[Jasper]]:''' Sure, Simpson-- think you're cock-of-the-walk because you have a relative who isn't prentending you're dead. Well, just wait till my birthday when my son's realtor sends me a calendar. You'll whistle a different tune.
+{{qf|[[Jasper]]}} Sure, Simpson-- think you're cock-of-the-walk because you have a relative who isn't prentending you're dead. Well, just wait till my birthday when my son's realtor sends me a calendar. You'll whistle a different tune.
 ----
-:'''[[Grampa]]:''' ...so when one of the other coppers told Wiggy that he'd have to fill out a pile of paperwork... ...he decided not to shoot us and instead made us do battle as geriatric gladiators to win the title of El Grampo. Luckily, I won. So that's the story of how your Grampa became a carbunkle on society's kiester! I changed death! I laughed in the face of John law! I stayed awake loooong past my bedtime!
+{{qf|Grampa}} ...so when one of the other coppers told Wiggy that he'd have to fill out a pile of paperwork... ...he decided not to shoot us and instead made us do battle as geriatric gladiators to win the title of El Grampo. Luckily, I won. So that's the story of how your Grampa became a carbunkle on society's kiester! I changed death! I laughed in the face of John law! I stayed awake loooong past my bedtime!
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