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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = The Abe-ador
|image =
|level = 19
|update = {{TOCU|Tap Ball}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Toreador Grampa]], [[Grampa]]
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''The Abe-ador''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Tap Ball}} content update. It requires [[Toreador Grampa]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, did I ever tell you about the time I was a Spanish bullfighter?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Honestly, what's the best way to stop this story before it starts? Be straight with me, man.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|You don't believe me, is that it? Well, I'll prove it to ya! El Matador Americano Stupido is back!}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|First I'll need a red cape.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|The confessional booths in the church have those lovely red curtains. Just the color a bull loves to charge…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Steal Confessional Curtains|60 minutes|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Now, the key to bullfighting is to get the bulls good and mad at ya. An angry bull makes mistakes.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|You gotta know how to insult a bull. Remember that bulls don't understand English. They speak Spanish.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Which is why the best bullfighters are all Spaniards. Let me show you how it's done.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Umm… Grampa, I don't know where you're going to find bulls around here.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I don't know what you're talking about boy, they're everywhere!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Taunt Springfielders|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Now, once the bull is hoppin' mad at ya, he'll charge. That's when you stick him with your sword, and wait for him to bleed to death.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|As a general rule, I approve of all violence. But even I think this sport is disturbing.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|I need to get me a sword. Isn't there a pirate that lives down by the shore?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|The Sea Captain? He's no pirate. I think he mainly leads whale-watching daytrips. Not a happy man.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|He talks like a pirate. That whole “argh” thing.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, and it's annoying. Funny, you don't see him around much anymore, do you?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|It's like everybody just decided all at once they were tired of him.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|It happens. [[Disco Stu]] went that way. Sad. But, back to the mission at hand -- time to steal some swords!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build the Frying Dutchman}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Abe Steal Swords from the Sea Captain|12 hours|[[The Frying Dutchman]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Got my sword, and I'm ready to execute some majestic animals in the slowest, most painful way possible, to the delight of everyone!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, watch it with that sword. You're swinging it around like a maniac.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|“Maniac” is my trademark! The crowd loved me because I was just as likely to kill myself as the bull.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Most of me is replacement limbs stitched on by Spanish surgeons after I hacked off parts of my body.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Lotta Dr. Frankenstein-types in Spain. Wonderful country, Spain. Great food, great architecture, and great Frankensteins.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Practice Swordsmanship|24 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Abe! You can't wave a sword around in public!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Now, if it was an AR-15 assault rifle you were brandishing, that would be fine.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|It would be especially fine if you were to carry it openly into a restaurant --}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|-- as if you were desperate for someone to challenge your Constitutional right to be a scary creep.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Assault rifles are how we defend freedom and stop bad guys from ever committing any crimes.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|It's why crime has ceased to exist -- because everybody is armed to the teeth.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|But a SWORD???????? Swords are dangerous!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Aw, come on, Clancy. When he's slicing and dicing, he's not talking. And when he's not talking, my life is wonderful.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Fine. But if he hurts anyone, YOU have to arrest him. AND do the investigating and statement-taking and all that yucky police work stuff.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Deal!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Toreador Grampa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hey! Why am I waving a sword around? What's this cape around my neck?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You were being a bullfighter. Just like in the old days.}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I was never a bullfighter! How could I possibly have had time, when I was the world's most celebrated pesterer of convenience store shoppers?}}
{{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Here, let me show you how it's done…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Pester People in Kwik-E-Mart|8 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = The Abe-ador
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+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 19
 |update = {{TOCU|Tap Ball}}
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 |characters = [[Toreador Grampa]], [[Grampa]]
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

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 {{TB|First I'll need a red cape.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
-{{TB|The confessional booths in the church have those lovely red curtains. Just the color a bull loves to charge…}}
+{{TB|The confessional booths in the church have those lovely red curtains. Just the color a bull loves to charge...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Steal Confessional Curtains|60 minutes|the [[First Church of Springfield]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|Which is why the best bullfighters are all Spaniards. Let me show you how it's done.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Umm… Grampa, I don't know where you're going to find bulls around here.}}
+{{TB|Umm... Grampa, I don't know where you're going to find bulls around here.}}
 {{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|I don't know what you're talking about boy, they're everywhere!}}
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 {{TB|The Sea Captain? He's no pirate. I think he mainly leads whale-watching daytrips. Not a happy man.}}
 {{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
-{{TB|He talks like a pirate. That whole “argh” thing.}}
+{{TB|He talks like a pirate. That whole "argh" thing.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 {{TB|Yeah, and it's annoying. Funny, you don't see him around much anymore, do you?}}
@@ Line 80: / Line 80: @@
 {{TB|Hey, watch it with that sword. You're swinging it around like a maniac.}}
 {{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
-{{TB|“Maniac” is my trademark! The crowd loved me because I was just as likely to kill myself as the bull.}}
+{{TB|"Maniac" is my trademark! The crowd loved me because I was just as likely to kill myself as the bull.}}
 {{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
 {{TB|Most of me is replacement limbs stitched on by Spanish surgeons after I hacked off parts of my body.}}
@@ Line 119: / Line 119: @@
 {{TB|I was never a bullfighter! How could I possibly have had time, when I was the world's most celebrated pesterer of convenience store shoppers?}}
 {{Tapped Out Toreador Grampa Icon}}
-{{TB|Here, let me show you how it's done…}}
+{{TB|Here, let me show you how it's done...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Toreador Abe Pester People in Kwik-E-Mart|8 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}