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<p>Undo revision 1370069 by <a href="/wiki/Special:Contributions/74.15.24.39" title="Special:Contributions/74.15.24.39">74.15.24.39</a> (<a href="/wiki/User_talk:74.15.24.39" title="User talk:74.15.24.39">talk</a>) Not the same Edith</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 11:57, February 13, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l22" >Line 22:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 22:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Sorry, Dad. We put the pets with Mr. Flanders because, well, we knew he'd take care of them.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Sorry, Dad. We put the pets with Mr. Flanders because, well, we knew he'd take care of them.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We're staying at my <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[Edith|</del>Aunt Edith<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</del>'s house at Hyannibunkport. It's south of Squibagansett, east of Codtucket, next to Little Crabkill Bog.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We're staying at my Aunt Edith's house at Hyannibunkport. It's south of Squibagansett, east of Codtucket, next to Little Crabkill Bog.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Those are great names. You'll never want to leave.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Those are great names. You'll never want to leave.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p></p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 00:40, February 13, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l22" >Line 22:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 22:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Sorry, Dad. We put the pets with Mr. Flanders because, well, we knew he'd take care of them.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Sorry, Dad. We put the pets with Mr. Flanders because, well, we knew he'd take care of them.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We're staying at my Aunt Edith's house at Hyannibunkport. It's south of Squibagansett, east of Codtucket, next to Little Crabkill Bog.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We're staying at my <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[[Edith|</ins>Aunt Edith<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">]]</ins>'s house at Hyannibunkport. It's south of Squibagansett, east of Codtucket, next to Little Crabkill Bog.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Those are great names. You'll never want to leave.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{qf|Homer}} Those are great names. You'll never want to leave.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>----</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXXI|Podcast News}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Groundskeeper_Willie" title="Groundskeeper Willie">Groundskeeper Willie</a>}} Lily gets why we&#039;re here. Life is supposed to be fun. I loved her. We al...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXXI|Podcast News}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Lily gets why we're here. Life is supposed to be fun. I loved her. We all loved her. The way gophers love that sweet, sweet poison. Every man wanted her for the greatest reason there is. Lily could make life fun.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} But like [[The Beatles]] and balmy weather, she was too hot for [[England]] to handle.<br /> {{qf|Female judge}} I find you far too alluring for the average Englishman and banish you to Britain's penal colony, America.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Lily|The 7 Beer Itch}}}} Oh, farewell, Leo. You're a lovely boy, but my heart isn't some CGI bear for you to conquer.<br /> {{qf|[[Leonardo DiCaprio]]}} But I've completely opened myself up to you. I even admitted I play the same guy in every role. Marry me!<br /> {{qf|Lily}} Oh, maybe I should go back to England.<br /> {{qf|Leonardo DiCaprio}} No. Give this country a chance. Don't judge us by [[Hollywood]].<br /> {{qf|Lily}} All right, but I'm leaving now, dear. You'll have to content yourself with generic supermodels, I'm afraid.<br /> {{qf|Leonardo DiCaprio}} Nothing ever works out for me.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} The only thing worse than when you guys yap is you sitting here all quiet and sullen.<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} I ain't sullen, I'm lachrymose.<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Oh, why did I give him that stupid word-a-day calendar?<br /> {{qf|Lenny}} Hmm. Impulsinicity?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Aw, I'm gonna miss you all so much. Well, at least I'll have the dog.<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Sorry, Dad. We put the pets with Mr. Flanders because, well, we knew he'd take care of them.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} We're staying at my Aunt Edith's house at Hyannibunkport. It's south of Squibagansett, east of Codtucket, next to Little Crabkill Bog.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Those are great names. You'll never want to leave.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lily}} You know, Homer, I've never met a man who didn't offer me his chair or his beer.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You have now.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lily}} A good bloke who never had a break, and now has a broken spirit. He's lost and lonely, and really doesn't give a fig about me. I'm in love.<br /> {{qf|[[Barney Gumble]]}} I love him, too.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers, that woman has captivated me, which, if memory serves, is an early state of physical arousal.<br /> {{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir, we've been through this before with several women and one very shapely tree.<br /> {{qf|Mr. Burns}} I feel a tingle I haven't felt since they took the cocaine out of Coca-Cola.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lily}} Homer! I'm so glad you asked me to meet you here.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Thanks, I'm glad you feel that way. But there's something I didn't tell you. Uh... you're on a date with my boss.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lily}} Why did you bring me here?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Fear of unemployment.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lily}} Thank God you were there to save me.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} That's what I'm best at: saving people from things I get them into.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Look, Lily. You're the most... Um...<br /> {{qf|Lily}} Finish that thought.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You're the most anything of any woman I've ever known except for my wife. Who I loved... I mean love! I said &quot;love!&quot;<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lily}} We'll see each other in our dreams, whether you like it or not.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You stay out of my dreams! All my stuff's in there!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} You're home.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Yes, I am. And I'll never leave you. There might be frequent interruptions. I may stop at Moe's, I may be watching the hot dogs spin at the movie theater, or I may be picking a flower for you... but I will never, ever leave you.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Aw, Homie.<br /> <br /> {{Season 32|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:7 Beer Itch/Quotes, The}}</div>

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