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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' We wouldn't be in this trouble if you'd just paid the heating bill!
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} We wouldn't be in this trouble if you'd just paid the heating bill!
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I thought global warming would take care of it. [[Al Gore]] can't do anything right.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I thought global warming would take care of it. [[Al Gore]] can't do anything right.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Mom, I didn't know you went to college!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, I didn't know you went to college!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Yeah, you always said that after high school, Dad "blessed you with the unplanned miracle of me."
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Yeah, you always said that after high school, Dad "blessed you with the unplanned miracle of me."
-:'''Marge:''' Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets.
+{{qf|Marge}} Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets.
-:'''Homer:''' Like which kid's their favorite! ''[whispering loudly]'' It's Lisa.
+{{qf|Homer}} Like which kid's their favorite! ''[whispering loudly]'' It's Lisa.
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-:'''Bart:''' The nineties? Never heard of it.
+{{qf|Bart}} The nineties? Never heard of it.
-:'''Homer:''' Oh, it was a wonderful time. The Iraq war was over once and for all, a struggling {{Ch|Matt Groening}} created "[[Futurama]]," and young people believed in their dreams, thanks to a TV show called "{{W|Melrose Place}}"...
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, it was a wonderful time. The Iraq war was over once and for all, a struggling {{Ch|Matt Groening}} created "[[Futurama]]," and young people believed in their dreams, thanks to a TV show called "{{W|Melrose Place}}"...
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-:'''Young Marge:''' ''[groans]'' I'm afraid it's Top Ramen again.
+{{qf|Young Marge}} ''[groans]'' I'm afraid it's Top Ramen again.
-:'''Young Homer:''' With you, baby, Top Ramen tastes like Cup O' Noodles.
+{{qf|Young Homer}} With you, baby, Top Ramen tastes like Cup O' Noodles.
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-:'''Young Homer:''' You know these IKEA foam futons do Velcro together.
+{{qf|Young Homer}} You know these IKEA foam futons do Velcro together.
-:'''Young Marge:''' I'm sorry, I'm not ready to do that yet. I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.
+{{qf|Young Marge}} I'm sorry, I'm not ready to do that yet. I want to wait until I'm married, or at least really drunk.
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-:'''Young Homer:''' You applied to college? Why didn't you tell me?
+{{qf|Young Homer}} You applied to college? Why didn't you tell me?
-:'''Young Marge:''' I did tell you.
+{{qf|Young Marge}} I did tell you.
-:'''Young Homer:''' I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage. And as I recall, I was against it.
+{{qf|Young Homer}} I thought you were telling me you wanted to apply yourself to making a collage. And as I recall, I was against it.
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-:'''Young Grampa:''' Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back to work for your old man. What do you need the money for? ''[sneering]'' Medicine?
+{{qf|Young Grampa}} Well, well, well, look who's come crawling back to work for your old man. What do you need the money for? ''[sneering]'' Medicine?
-:'''Young Homer:''' None of your business. Now give me a job at your business.
+{{qf|Young Homer}} None of your business. Now give me a job at your business.
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-:'''Young [[Comic Book Guy]]:''' And that is why the ''[[The Lord of the Rings|Lord of the Rings]]'' can never be filmed.
+{{qf|Young [[Comic Book Guy]]}} And that is why the ''[[The Lord of the Rings|Lord of the Rings]]'' can never be filmed.
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-:'''Young Marge:''' Did you know that every U.S. president has been a straight white man?
+{{qf|Young Marge}} Did you know that every U.S. president has been a straight white man?
-:'''Young Homer:''' Even [[Walt Disney]]?
+{{qf|Young Homer}} Even [[Walt Disney]]?
-:'''Young Marge:''' And did you also know that history is written by the winners?
+{{qf|Young Marge}} And did you also know that history is written by the winners?
-:'''Young Homer:''' Really? I thought it was written by losers
+{{qf|Young Homer}} Really? I thought it was written by losers
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-:'''Young Marge:''' Professor, do you think white male scientists have marginalized the contributions of the third world?
+{{qf|Young Marge}} Professor, do you think white male scientists have marginalized the contributions of the third world?
-:'''[[Steffan August]]:''' Great question. And the answer is "of course." Could a tribe of bushmen have invented penicillin? Maybe they already have. But no one asked them. No one asked them.
+{{qf|[[Steffan August]]}} Great question. And the answer is "of course." Could a tribe of bushmen have invented penicillin? Maybe they already have. But no one asked them. No one asked them.
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-:'''College kid:''' Stupid townie!
+{{qf|College kid}} Stupid townie!
-:'''Young Homer:''' Hey, it's townies like me that cook your food and clean your bathrooms!
+{{qf|Young Homer}} Hey, it's townies like me that cook your food and clean your bathrooms!
-:'''Dean:''' If you did the former better we'd use the latter less. ''[Homer runs off crying]'' That's it, townie! Run! Run back to your town!
+{{qf|Dean}} If you did the former better we'd use the latter less. ''[Homer runs off crying]'' That's it, townie! Run! Run back to your town!
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-:'''Young Homer:''' Okay, I'll keep the L.P.s and you take the C.D.s. I'll take the typewriter, you take the computer. I'll take the {{W|Enron}} stock, you take the {{W|Microsoft}} stock. And um...
+{{qf|Young Homer}} Okay, I'll keep the L.P.s and you take the C.D.s. I'll take the typewriter, you take the computer. I'll take the {{W|Enron}} stock, you take the {{W|Microsoft}} stock. And um...
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-:'''Young Marge:''' Have you really read all these books?
+{{qf|Young Marge}} Have you really read all these books?
-:'''Steffan August:''' Morally, I couldn't display them on shelves if I hadn't. But I watch sports as well, just like a regular man. ''[turns on the football game]'' Good Goddess! The "Patriots" are deep in "Redskin" territory. This isn't entertainment, it's genocide.
+{{qf|Steffan August}} Morally, I couldn't display them on shelves if I hadn't. But I watch sports as well, just like a regular man. ''[turns on the football game]'' Good Goddess! The "Patriots" are deep in "Redskin" territory. This isn't entertainment, it's genocide.
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-:'''Steffan August:''' Marge, may I compliment your appearance?
+{{qf|Steffan August}} Marge, may I compliment your appearance?
-:'''Young Marge:''' Yeah, sure.
+{{qf|Young Marge}} Yeah, sure.
-:'''Steffan:''' You look lovely. If I were to approach you for a kiss, would you construe that as harassment or give your willing consent?
+{{qf|Steffan}} You look lovely. If I were to approach you for a kiss, would you construe that as harassment or give your willing consent?
-:'''Young Marge:''' Consent, of course.
+{{qf|Young Marge}} Consent, of course.
-:'''Steffan:''' Ah. Continuing in that line of thought, may I kiss your mouth with my mouth?
+{{qf|Steffan}} Ah. Continuing in that line of thought, may I kiss your mouth with my mouth?
-:'''Young Marge:''' Just do it already!
+{{qf|Young Marge}} Just do it already!
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-:'''Homer:''' I had finally realized every rock star's dream... hating being famous.
+{{qf|Homer}} I had finally realized every rock star's dream... hating being famous.
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-:'''Young Homer:''' He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
+{{qf|Young Homer}} He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
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-:'''Steffan:''' Look at that lighthouse. That's the ultimate expression of phallo-centric technocracy, violating mother sky.
+{{qf|Steffan}} Look at that lighthouse. That's the ultimate expression of phallo-centric technocracy, violating mother sky.
-:'''Young Marge:''' I thought they were just tall so boats could see them.
+{{qf|Young Marge}} I thought they were just tall so boats could see them.
-:'''Steffan:''' No, Marge. Everything penis-shaped is bad.
+{{qf|Steffan}} No, Marge. Everything penis-shaped is bad.
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-:'''Young Marge:''' Oh my God, you're a junkie!
+{{qf|Young Marge}} Oh my God, you're a junkie!
-:'''Young Homer:''' I need it...
+{{qf|Young Homer}} I need it...
-:'''Young Marge:''' I'm getting you off this stuff.
+{{qf|Young Marge}} I'm getting you off this stuff.
-:'''Young Homer:''' But I need it...
+{{qf|Young Homer}} But I need it...
-:'''Young Marge:''' No you don't!
+{{qf|Young Marge}} No you don't!
-:'''Marge:''' Unfortunately, as I later learned, that wasn't heroin. It was insulin. Homer really did need those injections.
+{{qf|Marge}} Unfortunately, as I later learned, that wasn't heroin. It was insulin. Homer really did need those injections.
-:'''Homer:''' I had become diabetic from drinking too many Frappuccinos.
+{{qf|Homer}} I had become diabetic from drinking too many Frappuccinos.
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-:'''Young Homer:''' Of course. The thing that stood between us - the nineties - is almost over.
+{{qf|Young Homer}} Of course. The thing that stood between us - the nineties - is almost over.
-:'''Young Marge:''' You're right. But I'm worried about what's on the horizon: reality shows, {{Ch|Britney Spears}}, the suspicious number of home runs being hit.
+{{qf|Young Marge}} You're right. But I'm worried about what's on the horizon: reality shows, {{Ch|Britney Spears}}, the suspicious number of home runs being hit.
-:'''Young Homer:''' At least we know there'll never be a president worse than [[Bill Clinton]]. Imagine, lying in a deposition in a civil lawsuit. That's the worst sin a president could commit.
+{{qf|Young Homer}} At least we know there'll never be a president worse than [[Bill Clinton]]. Imagine, lying in a deposition in a civil lawsuit. That's the worst sin a president could commit.
-:'''Young Marge:''' There'll never be a worse president. Never.
+{{qf|Young Marge}} There'll never be a worse president. Never.
-:'''Young Homer:''' Never.
+{{qf|Young Homer}} Never.
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-:'''Young Homer:''' Okay, I'll keep the L.P.s and you take the C.D.s. I'll take the typewriter, you take the computer. I'll take the {{W|Enron}} stock, you take the [[Microsoft]] stock. And um...
+:'''Young Homer:''' Okay, I'll keep the L.P.s and you take the C.D.s. I'll take the typewriter, you take the computer. I'll take the {{W|Enron}} stock, you take the {{W|Microsoft}} stock. And um...
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-'''Lisa''': Mom! I didn't know you went to college!
+'''[[Lisa]]''': Mom! I didn't know you went to college!
-'''Bart''': Yeah, you always said that after high school, Dad "blessed" you with the unplanned miracle of me!
+'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah, you always said that after high school, Dad "blessed" you with the unplanned miracle of me!
+----
-'''Marge''': Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets.
+'''[[Marge]]''': Hey, parents are allowed to keep some secrets.
-'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, like which kid's their favorite. (whispering) It's [[Lisa]].
+'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, like which kid's their favorite. (whispering) It's Lisa.
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-'''Young [[Comic Book Guy]]''': And that's why {{w|The Lord of the Rings}} can never be filmed!
+'''Young [[Comic Book Guy]]''': And that is why [[The Lord of the Rings]] can never be filmed!
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 (Moe is trying stealing a man's watch, but the man sees him.)
-'''Moe''': Oh, I wasn't trying to steal your watch. I--I--I was just coming on to you.
+'''[[Moe]]''': Oh, I wasn't trying to steal your watch. I--I--I was just coming on to you.
 '''Man at Bar''': Okay, let's go back to my place.
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 '''Moe''': Oh, boy.
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-([[The Simpsons]] are all huddled up near the fireplace.)
+(The Simpsons are all huddled up near the fireplace.)
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-'''[[Homer]]''': (narrating) I had finally realized every rock star's dream. Hating being famous.
+'''Homer''': (narrating) I had finally realized every rock star's dream. Hating being famous.
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 '''Marge''': Did you know that every U.S. president has been a straight white man?
-'''Homer''': Even Walt {{w|Disney}}?
+'''Homer''': Even Walt Disney?
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-'''Homer''' (after hearing the Weird-Al song [[Brain Freeze]]): He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
+'''Homer''': He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
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 '''Homer''': You know, these Ikea foam futons do velcro together . . .
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 '''Homer''': Things happened between your mother and me that we're not proud of. It was the middle of a wild decade known as the 1990s.
-'''Bart''': The [[1990|'90s]]? Never heard of it.
+'''Bart''': The '90s? Never heard of it.
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