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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Testing, Testing
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 12
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Test Subject Bart]]
|optional = [[Mrs. Frink]]
|internal = TestingTesting
|id = 249043 - 249046
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Testing, Testing''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}} content update. It requires [[Test Subject Bart]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Thank you for coming, but I'm afraid ten year-olds aren't the right candidates for our product testing program.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Pfft, lady, I've been putting terrible things in my body since I was two. Ever taste [[Krusty-O's]]?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|Besides, I'll do anything to make money to buy the new [[Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post]].}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What's so great about that toy?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What's so great about it is that none of my friends have it. Now cork the gab hole and stuff me full of suspicious products!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Eat Something Suspicious|2 hours|[[Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Monsarno Research]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Mrs. Frink Test Products on Bart|2 hours|[[Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Monsarno Research]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Mrs. Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|I'm not sure about that first one I put in my mouth. I'm feeling tingly and minty. What was it?}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon}}
{{TB|It's called toothpaste. You need to start with a clean palette.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Ugh! Get it out! Get it out!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Things are going horribly wrong. I'm feeling…changes…inside. Maybe I'm going through early puberty?}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Right. And there's no way it could be the dozens of products you've ingested, rubbed on, or been injected with.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Maybe a little of that too.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The damage is done. Now sign this waiver releasing me from responsibility…before your fingers seize up and become unusable.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Mrs. Frink Use Bart's Hand to Sign Waiver|2 hours|[[Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Monsarno Research]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Mrs. Frink]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Transform|2 hours|[[Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Monsarno Research]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh my God, you're grotesque!}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's not fair. You did this to me!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You begged me to do it. You said you needed money for that toy.}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's true. The money is good…even though my face and all of my insides are bad.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon}}
{{TB|What's up next?}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|You want to keep testing more products? After what the last one did to you?}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Do you see Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post in my hands yet?}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Hands? You mean those clay blobs with the taquito fingers.}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Just keep the products coming. I was never aiming to be a hand model anyway.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Test Subject Bart Rapid-Fire Test Products|12 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Mrs. Frink Consult With Blue-Haired Lawyer|8 hours|[[Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Monsarno Research]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Mrs. Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sorry, Bart. I can't, in good conscience, test any more products on you.}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What about in bad conscience?}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon}}
{{TB|You're just gonna have to save up some other way for that toy you want.}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No! Saving up for something I want now makes me — GHAARAAGGH!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} I — I'm sorry — here, take all the money I've got. Just don't hurt me.}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Interesting. This is a way faster way to make money.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Test Subject Bart Scare the Locals Out of Money|8 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|GHAARAAGGH! Give me all your money!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Help! Police! Not me! Some other police! {{*}}throws money{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Heh-heh. Too easy. Ooh, here comes another one.}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|GHAAARAARRGHGHG! Make with the cash!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Bart, nothing you do scares me.}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What if I yell longer — GHHAARRRGGGHHHGGGHHHAAAGGGHHHAAAGH!!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Nope. But I do feel sorry for you. You look terrible. You must feel terrible.}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon}}
{{TB|True. But it's all for a good cause — a toy!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I can't bear looking at you like this so…you can have my allowance this week. {{*}}hands over money{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} I finally have enough to buy Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Um, some bad news to go along with your bad complexion — it's sold out.}}
{{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|GHHAARRRGGHGHGAHGH!!!!! }}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXII}}

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
-{{TB|Things are going horribly wrong. I'm feeling…changes…inside. Maybe I'm going through early puberty?}}
+{{TB|Things are going horribly wrong. I'm feeling...changes...inside. Maybe I'm going through early puberty?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Right. And there's no way it could be the dozens of products you've ingested, rubbed on, or been injected with.}}
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 {{TB|Maybe a little of that too.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|The damage is done. Now sign this waiver releasing me from responsibility…before your fingers seize up and become unusable.}}
+{{TB|The damage is done. Now sign this waiver releasing me from responsibility...before your fingers seize up and become unusable.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Mrs. Frink Use Bart's Hand to Sign Waiver|2 hours|[[Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Monsarno Research]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Mrs. Frink]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Bart Transform|2 hours|[[Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center]], [[Frink's Lab]], [[Monsarno Research]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Mrs. Frink Icon|Surprised}}
@@ Line 59: / Line 59: @@
 {{TB|You begged me to do it. You said you needed money for that toy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|That's true. The money is good…even though my face and all of my insides are bad.}}
+{{TB|That's true. The money is good...even though my face and all of my insides are bad.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 113: / Line 113: @@
 {{TB|True. But it's all for a good cause — a toy!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|I can't bear looking at you like this so…you can have my allowance this week. {{*}}hands over money{{*}}}}
+{{TB|I can't bear looking at you like this so...you can have my allowance this week. {{*}}hands over money{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Test Subject Bart Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} I finally have enough to buy Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post!}}

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