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		<title>Solar Dragon at 13:26, April 1, 2026</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;[[Brendan Beiderbecke|Brendan]] and [[Nelson]] are fighting. &lt;/del&gt;I'&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;m getting Daddy's gun to under-arrest them&lt;/del&gt;.|[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Ralph Wiggum&lt;/del&gt;]]|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Haw-Haw Land&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|I &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;don&lt;/ins&gt;'&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;t like you hanging out with sharks. You should have land friends&lt;/ins&gt;.|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Marge Simpson&lt;/ins&gt;]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;My Octopus and a Teacher&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon at 12:59, March 1, 2026</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Arr, it&lt;/del&gt;'s &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;kind of ya to deliver these copies of Juggs. They'll keep my men from resorting &lt;/del&gt;to &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;homosexuality... for about ten minutes&lt;/del&gt;.|[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Horatio McCallister&lt;/del&gt;]]|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;I'm with Cupid&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;[[Brendan Beiderbecke|Brendan]] and [[Nelson]] are fighting. I'm getting Daddy&lt;/ins&gt;'s &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;gun &lt;/ins&gt;to &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;under-arrest them&lt;/ins&gt;.|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Ralph Wiggum&lt;/ins&gt;]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Haw-Haw Land&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon at 12:56, February 1, 2026</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Son&lt;/del&gt;, &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;a woman is a lot like, uh... ... a refrigerator&lt;/del&gt;. They'&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;re about six feet tall, 300 pounds&lt;/del&gt;... &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;they make ice and &lt;/del&gt;.&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;.. Oh, wait a minute, actually, a woman is more like a beer! They smell good -- they look good -- you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You want to drink another woman!&lt;/del&gt;|[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Homer Simpson&lt;/del&gt;]]|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;New Kid on the Block&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Arr&lt;/ins&gt;, &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;it's kind of ya to deliver these copies of Juggs&lt;/ins&gt;. They'&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;ll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality&lt;/ins&gt;... &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;for about ten minutes&lt;/ins&gt;.|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Horatio McCallister&lt;/ins&gt;]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;I'm with Cupid&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon at 13:08, January 1, 2026</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Oh&lt;/del&gt;, &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;I&lt;/del&gt;'&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;m the worst&lt;/del&gt;. &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;I &lt;/del&gt;make &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;people sad&lt;/del&gt;. &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;I should die and &lt;/del&gt;they &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;should donate my body &lt;/del&gt;to &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;a crappy medical school where they study my brain for why I suck &lt;/del&gt;at &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;buying gifts&lt;/del&gt;.|[[Homer Simpson]]|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;O C'mon All Ye Faithful&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Son, a woman is a lot like&lt;/ins&gt;, &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;uh... ... a refrigerator. They&lt;/ins&gt;'&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;re about six feet tall, 300 pounds..&lt;/ins&gt;. &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;they &lt;/ins&gt;make &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;ice and &lt;/ins&gt;.&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;.. Oh, wait a minute, actually, a woman is more like a beer! They smell good -- &lt;/ins&gt;they &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;look good -- you'd step over your own mother just &lt;/ins&gt;to &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;get one! But you can't stop &lt;/ins&gt;at &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;one&lt;/ins&gt;. &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;You want to drink another woman!&lt;/ins&gt;|[[Homer Simpson]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;New Kid on the Block&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon at 20:13, December 1, 2025</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;[[Patty]]&lt;/del&gt;'&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;s new relationship really has &lt;/del&gt;to &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;work out, because the dating apps won't take her anymore&lt;/del&gt;.|[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Marge &lt;/del&gt;Simpson]]|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Livin La Pura Vida&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Oh, I&lt;/ins&gt;'&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;m the worst. I make people sad. I should die and they should donate my body &lt;/ins&gt;to &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;a crappy medical school where they study my brain for why I suck at buying gifts&lt;/ins&gt;.|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Homer &lt;/ins&gt;Simpson]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;O C'mon All Ye Faithful&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon at 13:01, November 1, 2025</title>
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				<updated>2025-11-01T13:01:43Z</updated>
		
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Come on, &lt;/del&gt;[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Glugs&lt;/del&gt;]]&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;! Let&lt;/del&gt;'s &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;show these nectarinos we&lt;/del&gt;'&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;re still the best at what we do -- beating up old people and bare-naked ladies!&lt;/del&gt;|[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Moog&lt;/del&gt;]]|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Treehouse of Horror XXV&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Patty&lt;/ins&gt;]]'s &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;new relationship really has to work out, because the dating apps won&lt;/ins&gt;'&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;t take her anymore.&lt;/ins&gt;|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Marge Simpson&lt;/ins&gt;]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Livin La Pura Vida&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon at 11:25, October 1, 2025</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Now&lt;/del&gt;, &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;listen up. When I come back tomorrow you&lt;/del&gt;'&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;d better have cowboy suits. And they&lt;/del&gt;'&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;d better be adorable.&lt;/del&gt;|[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Bart Simpson&lt;/del&gt;]]|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;The Lastest Gun in the West&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Come on&lt;/ins&gt;, &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;[[Glugs]]! Let&lt;/ins&gt;'&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;s show these nectarinos we&lt;/ins&gt;'&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;re still the best at what we do -- beating up old people and bare-naked ladies!&lt;/ins&gt;|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Moog&lt;/ins&gt;]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Treehouse of Horror XXV&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon at 11:55, September 1, 2025</title>
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;You know&lt;/del&gt;, &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;a town with money&lt;/del&gt;'&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;s a little like the mule with a spinning wheel&lt;/del&gt;. &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it!&lt;/del&gt;|[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Lyle Lanley&lt;/del&gt;]]|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Marge vs. &lt;/del&gt;the &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Monorail&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Now&lt;/ins&gt;, &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;listen up. When I come back tomorrow you&lt;/ins&gt;'&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;d better have cowboy suits. And they'd better be adorable&lt;/ins&gt;.|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Bart Simpson&lt;/ins&gt;]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;The Lastest Gun in &lt;/ins&gt;the &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;West&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Solar Dragon at 12:39, August 1, 2025</title>
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				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;← Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 12:39, August 1, 2025&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l1&quot; &gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;They say women are like soda water. They go better &lt;/del&gt;with a &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;gallon of scotch. And when &lt;/del&gt;the &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;weather is hot, we drink &lt;/del&gt;a &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;lot&lt;/del&gt;. &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;And sometimes &lt;/del&gt;it&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;'s so hot people open their windows &lt;/del&gt;to &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;let the air in, and their secrets out.&lt;/del&gt;|[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Abraham Simpson&lt;/del&gt;]]|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Shoddy Heat&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;You know, a town &lt;/ins&gt;with &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;money's &lt;/ins&gt;a &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;little like &lt;/ins&gt;the &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;mule with &lt;/ins&gt;a &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;spinning wheel&lt;/ins&gt;. &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;No one knows how he got &lt;/ins&gt;it &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;and danged if he knows how &lt;/ins&gt;to &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;use it!&lt;/ins&gt;|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Lyle Lanley&lt;/ins&gt;]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Marge vs. the Monorail&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon at 11:46, July 1, 2025</title>
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				<updated>2025-07-01T11:46:40Z</updated>
		
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				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;← Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 11:46, July 1, 2025&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l1&quot; &gt;Line 1:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Excuse me, uh, we're looking for our, friend&lt;/del&gt;..&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;. he's&lt;/del&gt;, &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;uh, about so tall, uh, wears &lt;/del&gt;a &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;jacket, he's, um, got no visible tattoos&lt;/del&gt;.&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;..|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}&lt;/del&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{quote2|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;They say women are like soda water&lt;/ins&gt;. &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;They go better with a gallon of scotch&lt;/ins&gt;. &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;And when the weather is hot&lt;/ins&gt;, &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;we drink &lt;/ins&gt;a &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;lot&lt;/ins&gt;. &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;And sometimes it&lt;/ins&gt;'s &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;so hot people open their windows to let the air in&lt;/ins&gt;, &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;and their secrets out&lt;/ins&gt;.|[[&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Abraham &lt;/ins&gt;Simpson]]|&lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Shoddy Heat&lt;/ins&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;{{quote2|Just say he&lt;/del&gt;'s &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;black&lt;/del&gt;, &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Moe&lt;/del&gt;.|[[&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Homer &lt;/del&gt;Simpson]]&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;}}&lt;/del&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;{{quote2&lt;/del&gt;|&lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;You say he's black!|Moe Szyslak|The Saga of Carl&lt;/del&gt;}}&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Previously featured quotes|More featured quotes]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Wikisimpsons:Featured quotes|Vote for a featured quote]]&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;noinclude&amp;gt;[[Category:Templates]][[sv:Mall:Utvalt Citat]]&amp;lt;/noinclude&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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