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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Tee's Up
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Tee's Up Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 12
|update = {{TOCU|Fore!}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = TeesUp
|id = 269001 - 269006
|previous = [[The Warm Days of Summer]]
|next = [[Fore-Get Me Not]]
|event = yes
}}

'''Tee's Up''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Fore!}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[The Warm Days of Summer]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Ahh, Springfield Glen. I've made many memories and closed many business deals on those links.}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|I too have fond memories. Many of these are buried under the sand trap on the 14th hole.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Say, want to play a round or two?}}
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And walk on the graves of my enemies? Alas, I should not be spotted in the vicinity.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|All right, guess it's just me. I'd like my old regular tee time, please.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|One moment. {{*}}tapping on keyboard{{*}} Uh, sir? There's a bit of a problem…}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|You've been a member of Springfield Glen for over a decade, but we have no record of your dues ever being paid.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|There must be some mistake.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|That's what the computer is saying, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Whom are you going to believe? A computer or the corrupt mayor of this fine city?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Golf Tees|100}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Investigate the New Building|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Demand to Speak to a Manager|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Squeaky Voice Teen Regret Applying to Work Here|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|Counselor, please inform this incompetent teenager that I am an upstanding member of this club and grant me a tee time.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Mayor, I'm afraid I can't do that. Squeaky Voice Teen is correct. You have not paid dues for your membership for over a decade.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|But the building just arrived! It didn't exist prior to today.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|And yet, you collected taxes on this property before its return to Springfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|If you force the club to litigate, you will lose.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|This is a new feeling for me — being taken advantage of by my constituents — the very ones I take advantage of!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|However, the club has agreed, if you pay your back dues, they will reinstate your membership.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|Fine. I'll get them their money, and then we'll see who has the last laugh. Ha-ha er…Ha-er ha!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Golf Course Fountain]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Joe? What's the matter?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I'm looking for an overstuffed bag full of cash I left here.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|You mean this? {{*}}holds up a large canvas bag with a dollar sign drawn on it{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Yes! That's it!}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|I thought the $ stood for Mi$$ $pringfield.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|Also mi$tress. And divor$e.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Er, uh, yeah. I'll bet it doesn't stand for $mart.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Golf Tees|125}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Crowd the Gates to Springfield Glen|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Return With the Overstuffed Money Bag|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Abrupt}}
{{TB|All right, back up everyone.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Chief Wiggum, what's going on here?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Now that it's back, the entire town is trying to peek inside the Country Club. I'm here to stop the peeking.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Good job, Officer. Now, if you'll just let me by—}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Sorry, members only.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But, but…}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|That's right. Get your non-member butt outta here.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{ap|Susan|socialite}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|What do you mean I'm not allowed in?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|The club gave me a list of members, and you're not on it.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I need to go IN to fix that issue!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Chief Wiggum, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Ha! In your face, officer of the law!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There's too much drama here. I'm going back to the squad car for a cat nap.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|My apologies, Mayor Quimby.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|That's all right. Besides, I've brought my membership dues.}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, about that. We need to have a conversation.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Dear God. I never like when lawyers "need to have a conversation".}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Golf Tees|100}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Try to Bribe Wiggum to Get Inside|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|5}} {{Task/Optional|Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Clear His Throat|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Test the Heft of the Money Bag|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|Since its return, Springfield Glen Country Club has seen an explosion in popularity among our city's finest. Its membership has ballooned.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|There's always room for the finest of the fine — the Mayor!}}
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
{{TB|I regret to inform you…Springfield Glen is no longer accepting new members. The offer to reinstate you has been rescinded.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|So I ran around town with this large sack of money for nothing?}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|Not for nothing. Yoink! {{*}}snatches the sack out of Quimby's hands and runs{{*}} You just helped me!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{GBT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Those small-minded idiots at Springfield Glen think that they can have a club that I'm not allowed in? Diamond Joe Quimby gets in whatever club he wants!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Ahh, Springfield Glen…with the hoyvin-glavin-loop-de-loops and the doyvin-dodgin lower taxes to infinity!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Lisa Simpson, please translate what this goofball is saying.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Professor Frink is saying there's a loophole in the tax code that lets places like Springfield Glen pay much lower property taxes than they should.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They're charged the same rate as ranchers and farmers who worked these lands in the 1800s for playing the fairways today.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|So, if the loophole was closed, they'd be forced to pay much more today.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|Plotzing and plotting, scuttle-scheming a bucket of dastardly-do-wrongs!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|What's he saying?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Sounds like you're up to no good.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Golf Tees|115}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Draft Legislation in His Head|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Worry How Responsible She Is|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Professor Frink Promote His Podcast|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
{{TB|…my podcast covers many different social stratas that uphold our boysen-hoyvin society—}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|I still don't get the Professor. But no matter. Thank you, Miss Simpson. Joe Quimby never forgets a good deed!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|When all I want you to do is forget that my good deed helped you.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Springfield Glen Entrance]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|Do you smell that, Mr. Burns? Freshly-cut grass, the wind in the trees…pure solitude and peace.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Quit your waxing on and fetch my clubs. With Springfield Glen finally reopened, it's time to reclaim my Thursday morning tee time.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, may I extend to you the full hospitality of Springfield Glen Country Club and thank you for your generous—}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Skip the pleasantries. Just hand me my score card.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Well, about that… With the increased membership, we've needed to add another golfer to your tee time.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, that won't work for Mr. Burns. He despises most people.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Hold your mashie, Smithers. It's been a while since I made a friend on the links. Who is this chum I'll be clubbing with?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Golf Tees|165}} {{Task/Optional|Make the Squeaky Voice Teen Look Up Mr. Burns' Partner|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Squeaky Voice Teen]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Burns Prepare to Crush His Opponent|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Mr. Burns]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Be Certain Something Will Go Wrong|4 hours|[[Springfield Glen Country Club]], {{TOG|Golf Courses}}, the [[Town Hall]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Smithers]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
{{TB|Here's your partner. Mr. Amadopolis?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|Oh dear.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|C. Montgomery Burns! Fancy seeing you here!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|There must be some mistake. What is he doing in this Springfield members-only establishment?}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon}}
{{TB|The Shelbyville Country Club is still missing. The previous incident at your plant seems to have changed the layout of this city, so why not come here and see what all the fuss is about.}}
{{Tapped Out Aristotle Amadopolis Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|This is quite nice, even if their taste in members leaves a bit to be desired.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Smithers, put my clubs back in the Stutz. I'll play next week when this grifter is gone.}}
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Sir, Mr. Amadopolis has reserved this time slot in perpetuity, the same as you. You'll be playing together every week.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Smithers, release the hounds!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|They're all back at the house, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Then release the squirrels or bunny rabbits! Release something!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Burns' Hounds' Quarters]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Fore!}}

@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 {{TB|All right, guess it's just me. I'd like my old regular tee time, please.}}
 {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
-{{TB|One moment. {{*}}tapping on keyboard{{*}} Uh, sir? There's a bit of a problem…}}
+{{TB|One moment. {{*}}tapping on keyboard{{*}} Uh, sir? There's a bit of a problem...}}
 {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}}
 {{TB|You've been a member of Springfield Glen for over a decade, but we have no record of your dues ever being paid.}}
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
 {{TB|However, the club has agreed, if you pay your back dues, they will reinstate your membership.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
-{{TB|Fine. I'll get them their money, and then we'll see who has the last laugh. Ha-ha er…Ha-er ha!}}
+{{TB|Fine. I'll get them their money, and then we'll see who has the last laugh. Ha-ha er...Ha-er ha!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Golf Course Fountain]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 89: / Line 89: @@
 {{TB|Sorry, members only.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|But, but…}}
+{{TB|But, but...}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Serious}}
 {{TB|That's right. Get your non-member butt outta here.}}
@@ Line 124: / Line 124: @@
 {{TB|There's always room for the finest of the fine — the Mayor!}}
 {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}}
-{{TB|I regret to inform you…Springfield Glen is no longer accepting new members. The offer to reinstate you has been rescinded.}}
+{{TB|I regret to inform you...Springfield Glen is no longer accepting new members. The offer to reinstate you has been rescinded.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
 {{TB|So I ran around town with this large sack of money for nothing?}}
@@ Line 138: / Line 138: @@
 {{TB|Those small-minded idiots at Springfield Glen think that they can have a club that I'm not allowed in? Diamond Joe Quimby gets in whatever club he wants!}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|Ahh, Springfield Glen…with the hoyvin-glavin-loop-de-loops and the doyvin-dodgin lower taxes to infinity!}}
+{{TB|Ahh, Springfield Glen...with the hoyvin-glavin-loop-de-loops and the doyvin-dodgin lower taxes to infinity!}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Deadpan}}
 {{TB|Lisa Simpson, please translate what this goofball is saying.}}
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 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Golf Tees|115}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Draft Legislation in His Head|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Worry How Responsible She Is|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Professor Frink Promote His Podcast|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Professor Frink]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}}
-{{TB|…my podcast covers many different social stratas that uphold our boysen-hoyvin society—}}
+{{TB|...my podcast covers many different social stratas that uphold our boysen-hoyvin society—}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 {{TB|I still don't get the Professor. But no matter. Thank you, Miss Simpson. Joe Quimby never forgets a good deed!}}
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 {{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Excited}}
-{{TB|Do you smell that, Mr. Burns? Freshly-cut grass, the wind in the trees…pure solitude and peace.}}
+{{TB|Do you smell that, Mr. Burns? Freshly-cut grass, the wind in the trees...pure solitude and peace.}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|Quit your waxing on and fetch my clubs. With Springfield Glen finally reopened, it's time to reclaim my Thursday morning tee time.}}
@@ Line 175: / Line 175: @@
 {{TB|Skip the pleasantries. Just hand me my score card.}}
 {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Well, about that… With the increased membership, we've needed to add another golfer to your tee time.}}
+{{TB|Well, about that... With the increased membership, we've needed to add another golfer to your tee time.}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Oh, that won't work for Mr. Burns. He despises most people.}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Fore!}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Lisa]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Quimby]], [[Squeaky Voice Teen]], [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Smithers]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = TeesUp
 |id = 269001 - 269006
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 {{TB|Then release the squirrels or bunny rabbits! Release something!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Burns' Hounds' Quarters]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Fore!}}