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{{Song
|name = "Teacher Said Don't Eat the Paste"
|image = [[File:Teacher Said Don't Eat the Paste.png|250px]]
|singers = [[Pamela Hayden]]
|characters = [[Milhouse Van Houten]]
|length = 0:37
|writer = '''Parody lyrics:''' [[Peter Gaffney]] and [[Steve Viksten]]
|album =
|appearance = "[[Homer Scissorhands]]"
}}

'''"Teacher Said Don't Eat the Paste"''' is a love song sung by [[Milhouse]] to [[Lisa]].

== Lyrics ==
:'''Milhouse:'''
:Teacher said don't eat the paste,
:'tis apt to make you spew.
:I ate the paste, and liked the taste,
:Passed out and dreamed of you.

:'''Lisa:'''
:''Okay. First of all, it's never wise to use the word "spew" in a love song.''

:'''Milhouse:'''
:Lisa Lisa... Maid so fair.
:With crimson dress and pointy hair.
:Do you mind if I stop and stare.
:Look in your mind and I'm there.

== Behind the Laughter ==
The song is a parody of the English folk song "{{W|Greensleeves}}".

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Homer Scissorhands}}

[[Category:Parody songs]]
[[Category:Songs by Milhouse]]
[[Category:Songs by Pamela Hayden]]

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