TV Sucks - Revision history

MediocreUsername at 17:48, October 28, 2024

2024-10-28T17:48:39Z

Solar Dragon at 12:34, October 17, 2019

2019-10-17T12:34:37Z

Solar Dragon at 15:06, October 11, 2019

2019-10-11T15:06:18Z

SolarBot: /* Lyrics */replaced: ''': → :''' (8)

2019-10-08T14:39:39Z

‎Lyrics: replaced: ''': → :''' (8)

86.169.110.75: added Category:Pure dialogue songs using HotCat

2013-03-23T15:22:21Z

added Category:Pure dialogue songs using HotCat

AleWi at 17:40, November 30, 2012

2012-11-30T17:40:53Z

AleWi: Created page with "{{Song |name =TV Sucks |image = |singers = Nancy Cartwright
Dan Castellaneta |characters = Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson |length = 0:34 |writer = [[Alf Cla..."

2012-11-30T17:40:41Z

Created page with "{{Song |name =TV Sucks |image = |singers = Nancy Cartwright Dan Castellaneta |characters = Bart Simpson Homer Simpson |length = 0:34 |writer = [[Alf Cla..."

New page

{{Song
|name =TV Sucks
|image =
|singers = [[Nancy Cartwright]] [[Dan Castellaneta]]
|characters = [[Bart Simpson]] [[Homer Simpson]]
|length = 0:34
|writer = [[Alf Clausen]] [[Danny Elfman]]
|album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''
|appearance = "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"
}}

'''"TV Sucks"''' is a song sung by [[Homer]] and [[Bart]] that appears in the episode "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]". It's the twenty-sixth track on the album ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''.

== Lyrics ==
:'''[[Homer]]''':
:''Someday you'll thank me for this, son.''

:'''[[Bart]]''':
:''Not bloody likely.''

:'''Homer''':
:''No, it's true.''
:''You know, when I was a boy.''
:''I really wanted a catcher's mitt,''
:'':''but my dad wouldn't get it for me.''
:''So I held my breath until I passed out''
:''and banged my head on the coffee table.''
:''The doctor thought''
:''I might have brain damage.''

:'''Bart''':
:''Dad, what's the point of this story?''

:'''Homer''':
:''I like stories.''

:'''Bart''':
:''Can I please''
:''go to the movie?''

:'''Homer''':
:''I know my punishment might seem''
:''a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.''
:''You're welcome to watch''
:''anything you want on TV.''

:'''Bart''':
:''TV sucks.''

[[Category:Songs]]

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 {{Song
 |name = "TV Sucks"
-|image =
+|image = [[File:TV Sucks.png|250px]]
 |singers = [[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]
 |characters = [[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]

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 {{Song
-|name =TV Sucks
+|name = "TV Sucks"
 |image =
 |singers = [[Nancy Cartwright]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]
 |characters = [[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]
 |length = 0:34
-|writer =
+|writer = '''Dialogue:''' [[John Swartzwelder]]
 |album = ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''
 |appearance = "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"
 }}
-'''"TV Sucks"''' is a song sung by [[Homer]] and [[Bart]] that appears in the episode "[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]". It's the twenty-sixth track on the album ''[[Songs in the Key of Springfield]]''.
+'''"TV Sucks"''' is a dialogue spoken by [[Homer]] and [[Bart]].
 == Lyrics ==
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 :''TV sucks.''
-[[Category:Songs]]
+== Behind the Laughter ==
 [[Category:Pure dialogue songs]]
 [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
 [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]

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 :''You know, when I was a boy.''
 :''I really wanted a catcher's mitt,''
-:'':''but my dad wouldn't get it for me.''
+:''but my dad wouldn't get it for me.''
 :''So I held my breath until I passed out''
 :''and banged my head on the coffee table.''
@@ Line 50: / Line 50: @@
 [[Category:Songs]]
 [[Category:Pure dialogue songs]]

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 == Lyrics ==
-:'''[[Homer]]''':
+:'''[[Homer]]:'''
 :''Someday you'll thank me for this, son.''
-:'''[[Bart]]''':
+:'''[[Bart]]:'''
 :''Not bloody likely.''
-:'''Homer''':
+:'''Homer:'''
 :''No, it's true.''
 :''You know, when I was a boy.''
@@ Line 29: / Line 29: @@
 :''I might have brain damage.''
-:'''Bart''':
+:'''Bart:'''
 :''Dad, what's the point of this story?''
-:'''Homer''':
+:'''Homer:'''
 :''I like stories.''
-:'''Bart''':
+:'''Bart:'''
 :''Can I please''
 :''go to the movie?''
-:'''Homer''':
+:'''Homer:'''
 :''I know my punishment might seem''
 :''a little harsh, but I can't go back on it.''
@@ Line 45: / Line 45: @@
 :''anything you want on TV.''
-:'''Bart''':
+:'''Bart:'''
 :''TV sucks.''
 [[Category:Songs]]
 [[Category:Pure dialogue songs]]